dream analysis

so i work with a psych. who has a client with about ten zillion different personalities, all of them children.

last night i dreamt i was breast feeding her.

i'm trying to figure out what in the hell caused that dream.. maybe it was watching sting try to reunite with the police, or maybe it was the nachos, i don't know..

any ideas, barry?

 

OK, I'll let Barry handle the serious stuff. But, in this dream, the woman suckling your nipple.....was she hot?

 

Are you a female, a man wanting to be a female, or do you have Man Boobs?

 

Ok, I'll bite on this one on the remote chance that it might be a serious question.

First - were you breast feeding the client or the Doctor?

I am assuming you meant the person with Multiple personalities.

Hummm. So she has children for personalities, the children are sick, and you, being the motherly type, want to nurture them back to health. Easy enough.

 

yeah, smokin - she had long, stringy brown hair because she's hasn't allowed herself to keep any of her food down in years. and she's so thin that her face just caves in - swear to god - she can't even smile. sexy, huh? can you handle it, big daddy?

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yes, dr. barry that would be a great guess except that the truth of how i feel about this woman is that she freaks me out beyond belief. i don't have an nurturing, motherly type feelings towards her at all. and no, i was not breast feeding the dr.

 

You just described a Meth head. I bet the multiple personalities are just the tip of the iceberg.

in classic Freudian fashion...... So what do YOU think the dream means?

 

Before we can make any reasonably accurate further analysis of this issue we really need to see the nipple.

 

i don't know. probably nothing. i'm too intrigued with http://friendsandlovers.com/numerology/ right now. i can't stop laughing at this!

 

so, you'd rather see the nipple than the mouth?

 

well if the teeth are all snaggly then the nipple would be suffice, could you please rub it with Ice prior to the photo?

 

no, the teeth are perfectly smooth and wet.. her lips are soft and ..
shit, i can't keep a straight face

 

Neither can I. Probably for a different reason though.

 

You know Kate Moss??

 

know her? sure... you could say i've 'known' her...

 

oooooh it is her.......

 

so last night's dream was euphoric.. i was on a warm island with huge, beautiful palm trees and a soft, soothing breeze. the sand was so warm and all i could hear was the most beautiful symphony of ocean waves. no one to bug me, demand anything of me or wake me from my rest. just me, the warmth, and the music. i slept like a baby.

last night's dream was much, much better.

 

slept like a baby.....every baby I have been around wakes up every two hours and screams like they are dying.

 

well, actually it's more like i slept like a woman who's just had the best orgasm of her life.

 

I don't think Barry can relate to that. Have you another frame of reference? ;D