Do you love me?

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by Lomotil, Sep 30, 2008.

  1. Lomotil

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  2. Joeslogic

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    I sit here wondering to myself...WTF why the hell did I actually watch that?
     
  3. Lomotil

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    Those same thoughts have been haunting me for the last few days, too.

    I saw that as I was recovering from the Toga party Saturday night, and I'm still thinking WTF?
     
  4. MAJ Havoc

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    O...............K..........brilliant.
     
  5. Icenhour

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    got half way ... then gave up
     
  6. phatboy

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    Great, now Im going to be singing that fucking song now,

    come on now, do you love me, uh huh..... do you love me now.....

    that was fucking retarded. And not like cute corkey retarded either....

    :)
     
  7. Lomotil

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    Want some more Bailey's?
     
  8. Joeslogic

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    No Ice I want you to watch it and tell me what you think. I gotta know if a woman has the same perspective a guy would have.

    I know after watching it I felt some how ...violated. Thanks a lot Lomo!
     
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  11. Icenhour

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    other than looks- tits- cooter... I am pretty much a man. I do not have a typical 'female' mind.
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    Heh did you see the whole video? That was trippy watching the octopus go through those little tubes.
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Awsome so your cool with just a quick screw and go to sleep sorta thing minus all the touchy feely shit?
     
  14. Lomotil

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    I'll watch it tonight... have to get to work right now...

    It sounds familiar, though. I might have seen that in a class once.
     
  15. Icenhour

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    as far as sex yeah ... you got it. Quick Screw is great - IF I GETS MINES...if not then you got more work to do... or I am off to the internet
    I have issues I guess - I am not an affectionate or romantic person... Sex is kinda like shopping - I want to get what I want - then get out. Another weird fact about me. The thought of kissing makes me sick. I don't kiss anyone (except my kids - and not in a sexy way)

    When I see a couple making out - it makes me sick ... they might as well be taking a dump in front of me. Connecting moist holes of the head- gross

    Other than sexual likes/dislikes - I am like guy in many ways...personality-humor- butchness
    Its amazing I did not become a full fledged bull dyke.
     
  16. Joeslogic

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    Haha! Well I'll think about that next time your on at 12:00 midnight. .....But then again I don't think you would goto Fugly so ah n e v e r m i n d.
     
  17. Icenhour

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    Ok I watched the video - I have dated a few guys like that....and hell , just about every woman I have ever known is like that. Then they get pissed when I take the guys side.


    I do check out fugly after. But I am back on my meds so if you see me on here at 3am its not because I did not "gets mines" its because I am all hyper.... and cant sleep. If you look at the Adderall thread Dwain started in the Medical section (I think its topic was - amphetamine salts) you will learn that Adderall makes your cooter taste bad - so I dont get that anymore. My funky monkey gets No Lick - Just the Stick

    Should have seen us Saturday night- I was saying "Come On, just do it - pretend you are on Fear Factor" picky asshole was not havin it -(he is a hypochondriac and a few years ago he claimed he got hyper after munchin my monkey - due to Adderall) so I am on an oral strike as well. Just straight up boring married sex for us I guess. so I guess Xtube and youporn will be friend for now on.
     
  18. phatboy

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    I feel so, enlightened now.

    I guess thats kinda like the thread where schmed was talking about eating a bunch of asparagus and his girlfriend not liking 'it' anymore....
     
  19. Joeslogic

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    A ...contact high? :p

    You could be a good tutor for kids with adhd that are going through that hormonal phase and have pussy on the brain 24/7.

    Munch monkey session first then study time. If they make an A they get their noodle wet.

    Of course only if they are 18 or older.
     
  20. ucicare

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    I heard this from Michael David Shrader, the poet genius -

    " show me a man that won't give his wife oral sex and feed his dog table scraps and I'll show you a man that will sleep alone tonight."

    True, True.
     

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