Do you have "friends"

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Oct 12, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous New Member

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    that you kinda wish would kill themselves so you don't have to talk to them ever again?
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I call you one time and this is what I get.......

    :)

    ha ha ha

    No, I dont have 'friends' like that. Maybe people that used to be my friends.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    awww did she get to talk to the cowboy ?
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous New Member

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    Nope. He'll only phone sex with you.
     
  5. phatboy

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    I have made no sexy time!!! <sadly> .....

    :)

    Im not a cowboy dammit!!!!!!!
     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    yeah we dont phone sex... and its kinda funny.. at night we talk on yahoo.. and share what porn we are about to rub one out to.... but no cyber sex or phone sex .. I am his guy buddy.

    and yes Cowboy... um I mean Phatboy... you be one southern soundin muthah fuckah ... but its cute

    Im southern as well... but you have a deeper hick accent.
     
  7. MAJ Havoc

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    Does phatboy have a suthern ayk-see-yunt?
     
  8. phatboy

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    Screw you all.

    With a screwdriver in your "A-nusses"

    :)

    Beeches.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    We should have a big conference call sometime.
     
  10. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I used to have friends. Now not so much.

    How 'bout them razorbacks and vols boys?
     
  11. phatboy

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    Blow it out your ass Barry.

    :)

    Dont worry, Bama will be back under sanctions in no time.
     
  12. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    I had lots of friends.. back in the FOL days.
     
  13. Nauseous

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    When I was in grade school, this kid called me Blair for years so she became my favorite on the show. Even though Natalie was the most likeable.
     
  14. BIGMAMA

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    no I think Joe was most likeable... I wanted to have a slumber party at her house... I hated Natalie and Tootie
     
  15. Nauseous

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    Joe had that big scary mouth and those huge teeth that I could never get past.

    I thought Natalie had good lines.

    In the old, old episodes, I thought that Nancy was really pretty. Never saw "Roger" I don't think.
     
  16. AC Slater

    AC Slater New Member

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    No one ever calls me, I have not even heard from Homewrecker in the last day or two. I need to get me a case of Budweiser and a pack of Marb Reds and drown my sorrows, and my neighbors cat.
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

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    how come none of you assfuckers ever call me anymore? I just dumped the usless hump of a girlfriend this weekend. Im kinda happy, mostly depressed, so I started using drugs again, and I reliezed, Im happy when Im high

    *chews an oxycotin 80Mg*
     
  18. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    HUH??!!>!>! WHAT?! cant hear anything over that cry for help.
     
  19. phatboy

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    Tee hee the one with an extra chromosone got it.

    :)

    Dwaine, I dont have your number, I'd call if I did, but just to hit you with the Fart machine and then hang up.

    Cheers! (in honor of Chester Grape).
     
  20. Cousin Geri

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    I don't think he could understand your cowboy talkin
     

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