>>Q: Should I have a baby after 35? >> A: No, 35 children is enough. >> >> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? >> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. >> >> Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? >> A: If it's the flu, you'll get better. >> >> Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? >> A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. >> >> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? >> A: Childbirth. >> >> Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? >> A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. >> >> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's >>borderline irrational. >> A: So what's your question? >> >> Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? >> A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him). >> >> Q: How long is the average woman in labor? >> A: Whatever she says divided by two. >> >> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but >> >>pressure. Is she right? >> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. >> >> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? >> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. >> >> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is >> >>in labor? >> A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. >> >> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? >> A: Yes, pregnancy. >> >> Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? >> A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for. >> >> Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? >> A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse. >> >> Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? >> A: When you see teeth marks. >> >> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? >> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. >> >> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act >>normal again? >> A: When the kids are in college.
That is like the antithesis of funny. Such a let down. I was expecting some tasteful dead baby/abortion jokes, and then *WHAM!* I get hit with some really lame youth group chain letter. How dare you waste my time!
Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231 [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
