Speaking of The Onion... I tried to watch that Onion movie... didn't laugh through any of it and fell asleep towards the end.
If a child goes into an ER with congestive heart failure and does not have insurance they have a security guard to escort his little uninsured ass right out the door. That is the way it works here in America huh?
Then either you watched a pretender to the throne of all comedic bliss, or - you have fractured (or even elected to have removed) your funny bone.
