~budding love~

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Dec 28, 2001.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    So tell us Cheeze and Kit, have you set a date yet? I think someone is getting deflowered very shortly...
     
  2. kitana

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    he better have life insurance
     
  3. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    What in the hell are yall doing up so late at night? I have an excuse. I'm drunk. The power just came back on in this place so I'm gonna watch some TV and hit the sack.
     
  4. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    you better have a chastity belt

     
  5. kitana

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  6. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    *Sharpens the hacksaw*

    That thing won't stop my burning lust.
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    *Sharpens the hacksaw*

    That thing won't stop my burning lust.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    AHHHH!
    He's an ANIMAL!!!
     
  8. -po0p

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    in case you havent noticed most all of us fuglyites are animals

    oh and when cheese is done i get seconds .!
     
  9. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    NO way dude! She's too sweet too share! Plus... I plan on making her my wife.
     
  10. -po0p

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  11. kitana

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    wtf r u, PIXEL???

    Cheese: i told u, the only way u can marry me is if u show me proof of life insurance, issued to me as beneficiary
     
  12. -po0p

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    a carbon based humanoid lifeform
     
  13. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pixel rape:
    a carbon based humanoid lifeform<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, not What The Fuck, for that it was Who the Fuck. i know what u might be, but i dont recognize your ID???
     
  14. Nursey

    Nursey Active Member

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    He is a 17 yr old virgin if i remember right.
     
  15. -po0p

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    im the 17 year old virgin formerly known as -po0p and intolerance
     
  16. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    wtf r u, PIXEL???

    Cheese: i told u, the only way u can marry me is if u show me proof of life insurance, issued to me as beneficiary
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not a problem. I'll even put you in my will as the beneficiary of everything I own. (Which as of this moment is a house, an old Bronco, a few dirty magazines, a used vibrator, lots of Empty Jack Daniel's bottles, and a dog named Jade.) Just don't carve me up if I die mysteriously. We'll just assume natural causes and leave it at that.
     
  17. kitana

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    I dont remember poop and intolerance
    refresh my memory plz


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    Not a problem. I'll even put you in my will as the beneficiary of everything I own. (Which as of this moment is a house, an old Bronco, a few dirty magazines, a used vibrator, lots of Empty Jack Daniel's bottles, and a dog named Jade.) Just don't carve me up if I die mysteriously. We'll just assume natural causes and leave it at that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ok, cheeze, all sounds good, except for the used vibrator and dirty mags... leave the "just don't carve me up if I die mysteriously" part in the will and all's good...

    you can just leave the vibrator and dirty mags to one of your relatives or bestest buds

    now, select a date and tell me what i need to do...
     
  18. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    The date is Jan 5th. That'll give you enough time to get here. Then all you have to do is sex me up after we get hitched. That simple.
     
  19. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    The date is Jan 5th. That'll give you enough time to get here. Then all you have to do is sex me up after we get hitched. That simple. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    eww, i have to get nakit?
    give me the link to a map, PM it if u want...
     
  20. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    You just take Rt 50 all the way across the US until you come to Salisbury. Then you can give me a call and I'll tell you which house on Rt. 50 is mine.
     

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