Barbra Streisand is so goddamned UGLY...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ulfur Engil, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    ....I really wish James Brolin would smash her face in with an aluminum bat. I am fucking tired of knowing she still exists.

    Seriously. I hope some serial killer decapitates her.
  2. 1337

    1337 New Member

    it would save so much oxygen too.

    God knows how much air her huge monster nose takes in each day
  3. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    Tell me about it. Her nose is directly responsible for the ozone problem.

    I wonder how Brolin is able to french-kiss her without thinking that some guy's dick is jabbing him in the face.
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil New Member

    Y'all do know that she got her start in porn, right?
  5. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

    She did she-male porn. All she had to do was stand on her head.
  6. dumptruck

    dumptruck New Member

    I'm going to throw up at the mere thought of that idea.
    As much as I would like to have her face bashed in, it would make that ugly bag the only fucking thing on the news and shit for the next year.
    I think she's David Brenner in drag. Think about it.
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    you know, she kinda looks like someone started her head on fire, then her best friend tried to put her face out with an ice pick :-\ ......
  8. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

    I heard she's a really bad tipper, like leaves $5 most times.

    And of course she's a cunt to server, I'm sure.
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil New Member

    Shbit, as a waiter/waithress, you're fucking luscky to make twio dollah off'a my ass.
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous New Member

    Babs sucks.

    If I mistake my shit for her face in the toilet one morning, I will know it is time to die. [​IMG]
  11. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I have a porn movie she did on MPEG.
  12. Lomotil

    Lomotil New Member

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I have a porn movie she did on MPEG.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hook a nigga up... I'd love to watch that shit and laugh myself silly...
  13. njcct84

    njcct84 New Member

    Barb is a huge cunt. That bitch would be greatly improved by death. [​IMG]
  14. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    Hook a nigga up... I'd love to watch that shit and laugh myself silly...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'd also like to see that. My wife wants another rugrat, and anything I can do to scare the kid out of her is gonna help me out.
  15. Coma White

    Coma White New Member

    the jew bitch did porn?

    that is the fucking most disgusting thing i've ever heard, who the hell would fuck her unless the guy was payed several million

    send that mpg my way too
  16. FrostyDaSnowPimp

    FrostyDaSnowPimp New Member

    It must be some sort of fetish flick... I can just see it... Dim lighting... shitty 70s porno beat... the ugly kike leaning back on a couch and saying... FUCK MY NOSE BITCH!


    8==================D,,,
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil New Member

    Funny how so manhy disgusted people want to seee the mpeg... Don't forget to send it to m e first amigo... And hold the cheese on those pink tacos... doh...
  18. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    My email doesn't work. Where can I upload it so you peeps can get a looksey?
  19. Lomotil

    Lomotil New Member

    Talk to me when I'm sober... Should be sometime next year... [​IMG]
  20. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

    Lomo, check yer messages

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