Another Newbie!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by robleticia, May 2, 2012.

  1. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Your face is my vagina .
     
  2. maniac164

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    you have a vagina?... you sick twisted b*tch!... let me lick your earlobe and undo your watch.
     
  3. Russian Derrick

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    At least take me out on few dates and pretend to listen when I talk about my hair and nails first !
    There will be no ear lobe sucking for you tonight mr ! !! !
    And my vagina is completely off limits till you buck up your ideas !
    You dirty bugger !
     
  4. maniac164

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    you sound upset.
     
  5. Russian Derrick

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    Your face sounds upset .
     
  6. maniac164

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    my face?...hey! how the hell do you know that? *rolls eyes*
     
  7. Russian Derrick

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    *pukes on your face then licks it up like Brundel fly*
    Does it look like my face spain ?
     
  8. Russian Derrick

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    Sorry , I ment . Does your face look like spain ?
     
  9. maniac164

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    spain?...if it does look like a country?hell yeah!
     
  10. Russian Derrick

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    That's a shame , I had been imagining it looked like Portugal and you had Nebraskan shaped hair.
     
  11. maniac164

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    but isn't Portugal in Spain? ... *checks google maps*
     
  12. ghostman

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    OH FOR FUCK SAKE U MANIAC 167 BELL PIECE,YOU REALLY ARE A TARD ENT YA!! U FANNYCRACK007
     
  13. maniac164

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    you sound mad.
     
  14. ghostman

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    u dnt knw the meanin little boy..
     
  15. maniac164

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    what boy?
     
  16. ghostman

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    ur jus one a them mouthy little spotty nerds ent ya,that cnt get a girl,got no mates an tries being the cocky little faggot an act hard an i bet u the type that ent never took a punch in his life,i bet if sumone gave u a slap u would tremble in fear an drop to the floor both pissin an shittin ya self at the same time whilst uncontrollabley crying an then pass out in sheer shock,wake up back at your mums an then get straight on the keyboard n tell everyone on fb that u jus banged sumone out...your any nerd in sum neeky jacket,your the type to watch your best friend fight an then afterwards say DID YOU SEE ME BACK IT!! now fannytardcrack 007 genetically crossbred an intertwined with bob gandalf164 who has been genetically modified with tard syndrome,will you please allow your retarded fuckin stupidity.
     
  17. Russian Derrick

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    Give the poor guy a break Ghosty , maybe hes just looking for a bit of escape from life and a friendly chat ?
    I'll pray for us all -
    "Ala umni rama harre harri ungo bongo ravi shanka kia ora muhamed curly wurly sata nasa "

    There doesn't that feel better ?
     
  18. ghostman

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    i will try give he a break,but he has to persuade me 1st.he must prove himself worthy of being allowed to have a breack.but yea the prayer was a nice touch,really topped it off
     
  19. Russian Derrick

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    Well , you know , we try G-man , we try.
    Its one thing being a cold hartless thug capable of dealing out a well deserved base ball batting , don't get me wrong sometimes its the only way.
    But some times compassion and understanding are also useful.

    Be therefore like the prow of a boat
    It cleaves the water
    And leaves in its wake
    water un broke.

    Squid soup.
     
    Last edited: Aug 29, 2012
  20. ghostman

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    yes russian d yes.i understand like a holy mc'man,called yusuf,now let me pray for fannycrack 007
     

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