Testosterone day @ Lowe's

Goddamn men were being weird at Lowe's... must be a full moon. I either looked like a hot mofo or I had something hanging off of my chin but the rednecks were checking me out right and left. Even the old guy that was helping me said I was really pretty. WTF? It was really strange.

Funny this is the other day I was @ Walmart and going down an isle w/two black guys. Neither of them looked at me. It was hilarious. I repel black men and the rednecks love me. Stereotypes are funny.

 

lol.......cowboy buttsex

 

Hey Big Unsexy....

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I fucked your mom in the ass,
And out came you.

 

The former, I will never deny, but the latter, I have to ask... Was it a corn chip bag? :biggrin:

 

I think it's just a woman, alone, in a store full of guy stuff that makes them stare.

 

you are a hottie...

 

Yea a hot chick walking around a hardware store by herself is sexy.

 

yeah and she was wearing her sexy outfit... daisy dukes, boob tube, high heels, leg warmers...

fuck I just realized .. I have not been hit on in weeks. not even a Mexican... or a blackie... and normally those love me... they like them fat chicks.. easy targets

 

The Loew's Rednecks are in love with Pukey. Their all singing this song in their minds.

 

Naw she had her bluejeans on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuTEk2uqzTA

And since she is getting separated her ex is singing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iICDCj-qOEU

Since we were talking about rednecks I thought it would be prudent to "redneck-up" this thread.

 

she had pulled up her bobby socks... wtf was that song from?

 

Heh I dunno which one did you click? :biggrin:

 

It's a natural instinct, I think, for a man to be turned onto a woman while she's walking past the showcase kitchen stove/oven combo, or especially the washer/dryer section.

It's kinda like those nature shows - who wants to see a penguin in the jungle? No doubt, they look best in their natural habitat...

:biggrin:

 

If it can't be nuked in the microwave, it's not worth eating.

 

You don't tell your husband that, do you? :biggrin:

 

I think the increase in diagnosis of chrons disease can likely be traced back to the increase in microwave use.

 

So does breathing air.

 

Ha! Pukey you must be getting better with your illness disillusionment. My plan was foiled drat!

Something tells me you are officially back with Mr. Pukey and your stress level has plummeted.

 

I doubled my Ativan and feel a lot better. Things are quiet for now and I am sucking it in and enjoying it until the next round of bad news comes. I am eating and exercising and drinking a ton of water. I will never fuck up my body like that again. I had no idea how much damage I was doing.