um happy birthday , you nasty rude asshole. If I lived in your town.... I would buy you a hooker. But not the kind you want. It would be a male vietnamese, with acne. I know how acne turns you off.
Happy birthday, Ms. Prissy potty pants! Hopefully you will be able to enjoy a slice of b-day cake with your leather zipper mask on!
well done on making it to another birthday ill put down a tenner now that you wont get to the next one you aids ridden alchoholic fuckwit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IimqikJezgI At least now we know what he's been doing with his time. Losing all that wait really makes him look older....
Hello Everyone, I ran into Dwaine yesterday and he wanted me to thank you all for the warm birthday wishes. Specifically Icenhour, he said you don't have to come to his town to buy him a hooker, he gladly accepts paypal. Alternatively, the new Sarah Palin blow up doll would make a wonderful belated birthday gift.
