It may surprise you

how many nurses get mad when you ask them for a han'job... I'm like "YOU'RE A NURSE!!!! its you fucking job!!!!!" and they get all pissy and refuse to bring medicines to your room... They get so upity when you draw a face on the head of your penis of a angry, toothy, monster on the head of your erection, cover it with a washcloth, press the Nurse emergancy call button, and they open your door, and you yank a washcloth of your exposed penis and squeel PEEK-A-BOO, exposing an erection you drew an angry monster face on with a sharpie marker... I swear, some nurses have no sense of humour...

 

Ya know you won some points with me with that one.

 

I mean, they are fucking nurses, they are supposed to do that, right? It's like the law or something

 

One of my wifes friends is working on becoming a nurse right now. She is kind of hot virgin catholic thing.

I told her if she needed to practice doing sponge baths I'm here man my wife was not amused.

 

Heh and demand she clean really well around the butthole, you don't like being "itchy" around there, make sure you renses all the soap off...and as she finishes fart, its a term of endearment of a job well done...

 

Glad to see the forum deteriorating back to normal.


Barry

 

I'll be glad when someone post a pic of you being slapped in the face with a big black cock.

 

Your avatar?

Barry

 

Thats a Butt Plug

 

It looks like a lamp.

 

we're usually a bit more hight tech on my unit.
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RAT! Is that really you?

 

No, it's an electroejaculation probe. It says so on the picture.