Barbra Streisand is so goddamned UGLY...

**Ulfur Engil** · 12-03-2003

....I really wish James Brolin would smash her face in with an aluminum bat. I am fucking tired of knowing she still exists.

Seriously. I hope some serial killer decapitates her.

**1337** · 12-03-2003

it would save so much oxygen too.

God knows how much air her huge monster nose takes in each day

**Ulfur Engil** · 12-03-2003

Tell me about it. Her nose is directly responsible for the ozone problem.

I wonder how Brolin is able to french-kiss her without thinking that some guy's dick is jabbing him in the face.

**Lomotil** · 12-03-2003

Y'all do know that she got her start in porn, right?

**Ulfur Engil** · 12-03-2003

She did she-male porn. All she had to do was stand on her head.

**dumptruck** · 12-03-2003

I'm going to throw up at the mere thought of that idea.
As much as I would like to have her face bashed in, it would make that ugly bag the only fucking thing on the news and shit for the next year.
I think she's David Brenner in drag. Think about it.

**Dwaine Scum** · 12-03-2003

you know, she kinda looks like someone started her head on fire, then her best friend tried to put her face out with an ice pick :-\ ......

**Cough Syrup** · 12-05-2003

I heard she's a really bad tipper, like leaves $5 most times.

And of course she's a cunt to server, I'm sure.

**Lomotil** · 12-05-2003

Shbit, as a waiter/waithress, you're fucking luscky to make twio dollah off'a my ass.

**Nauseous** · 12-06-2003

Babs sucks.

If I mistake my shit for her face in the toilet one morning, I will know it is time to die. [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]

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