... I just shat a masterpiece.
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Somebody tell me... I'm stuck at this fucking job and need to go up the fucking corporate ladder!
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you,"...
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So? Have you ever murdered anyone? How did you feel about it? My girlfriend's brother is a sniper in the Army. He doesn't talk about he but...
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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement...
Come on you lazy fucks. How long has it been? Two years since the last victim? There's always a promise "we have new victims coming" every few...
What cologne do you wear? I'm ditching my bottle of Old Spice... chicks don't seem to dig it.
Yay, I finally got out this morning. I only spent 2 weeks inside this time. I spent only one week in isolation. Wasn't that bad... I even got laid...
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters,...
whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't fucking care.
Lesson Number One - A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and...
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NEW YORK (AP) -- For all they share economically and culturally, Canada and the United States are increasingly at odds on basic social policies --...
I'm writing a term paper and I came across some sites that say it did not to the effect that Jews claim. So now, what is true? "Institute for...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to...
Four retired guys are walking down a street in Milwaukee. Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says "Old Timer's Bar " ..." ALL DRINKS 10...
how much would someone need to pay you to kill someone? I'm thining $500 ought to be enough for me... if I were in that biz.
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