Yo mama's so nasty she has crabs in her mustache.
They have that?
So I am in Mexico. There was a flash flood. In some places, namely, between me and the hotel, the water was about 3 feet deep. My shitbox...
Fuck yeah, Shoulin Monks is the new one. That alone would probably be $29 at the sto'. And I'm not Lomo, but I'm replying to this thread...
The important difference between us is that I understood your lame-ass comeback. Incidentally, what are you still doing here? I thought Dwaine...
Somewhere in an attic, there's a picture of you sucking less.
No sex? I ain't clicking that!
Try looking in your ass. From what I've heard, people have put all kinds of things up there.
How would you know who I was fingerbanging? Who I fingerbang is none of your business. But when you do see your mother, tell her she left...
My cat's a guy. But I could see how you would get confused. I'm sure anything small enough for you to overpower becomes female in your eyes....
You didn't say what was fellow dipshit? [img] Dipshit.
Word.
I'll take door number two, Skip.
Your status as a dipshit was never in question.
I don't have a big gold-plated, cubic zirconia-studded necklace that says 'Playa' for nothing.
My opinion isn't irrelevant and I think you're both dipshits.
Have you tried masturbating? That always helps me pass the time.
You say the sweetest things! <3
Which is spectacular, I think, considering how many tools have no doubt been in the box.
Why thank you! My wit is enviable. But I admire your leathery skin!
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