So I refer to my lover Justin as, "Butthole". I termed him that because he has the sweetest one I've ever had the pleasure of ramming and I think it's totally cute to refer to him sexually. He gets all bent out of shape an thinks Im insulting him, (which only makes him cuter of course.) Now, who's with me on this one? If your gonna have a pet name, wouldn't you want it to be flattering the part I love best about you?
