Guys (or girls, now that I think about it) - Ever been with a "Squirter?"

[Lomotil]

This is something that I'd only seen on a select few porn videos, of course, I'm referring to the female ejaculation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation)... Until recently.

Now, the woman I'm with is 43, and by judging her bewilderment and complete awe at the phenomenon, I believe her when she says she's never experienced it before. She was initially concerned that something was wrong with her, and I had explained the whole thing to her, but she still doubted it (or thought I was pulling her leg, like the time I went into a 20 minute story about my penguin studies in the Antarctic.)

At any rate, since experiencing it for the first time (ever), I've been able to determine what angle and approach makes it happen in her, and have done it consecutively since then - with each experience, 'the spot' on the bed gets larger. Once, she soaked an entire pillow, and part of the sheets (and the mattress protector underneath the fitted sheet.) The last time, it was a puddle large enough to soak through the protective layers and actually get onto the mattress itself. I took the inflatable 'exercise ball' to bed with me, and positioned her pelvis directly on top of it - holy shit. Everyone should have one of those at their disposal. Not only does it give a new sense of physics to the motion, but she started gushing seconds after entry...

Despite the added burden of washing my sheets and mattress cover every night, it's actually very enjoyable. The temperature of the liquid is noticeably warm, and the added lubrication serves to facilitate a much faster pace. Hell, I even notice that when it runs down my thighs, it cools off and gives an added tingle towards the knees.

Has anyone else dealt with the added logistics of this before? I'm trying to decide whether or not to put some of those 'puppy training pads' to use, order some nursing home vinyl-coated sheets, buy a "Slip n' slide" - or just do this over at her house...

Thoughts? Experiences?

[ucicare]

There is a less glamorous name for Female Ejaculation.

It's called INCONTINENCE.

Female Ejacualtion was created by the porn industry because they were running out of novel scenarios.

It is possible for a woman with strong pelvic muscles to eject a small amount of vaginal lubricant if she experiences orgasm without the presence of a an object in her vagina. The involuntary contractions of the pelvic walls may "squirt" fluid in this case.

The "squirting" of fluids is certainly not desireable for a woman. Getting hosed by a woman is certainly not desireable for a man. Well, maybe a few of you freaks like it, but I prefer to sleep in the dry.

Sorry to wet on your thread Lomo. Carry on.

[Nauseous]

Barry, you took the words from my mouth. I was going to say it was piss as well.

Lomo, go find youself a youngin' with better bladder control. :)

What kinda sicko wants someone's bodily fluids all over their bed? That is so unhygeineic. I would have to buy a new bed. I couldn't sleep on it.

[DrBungle]

Chemically, the fluids are different.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

[TheGrimJesus]

I fucking hate chics that do that it's unattractive.

[Joeslogic]

There is real female ejaculation. I know piss when I see it and smell it. I remember hearing a physician on the radio say the same thing I had to laugh. Look I have had sex when I had to piss it's no fun really but it prolongs the whole affair. Thing is you have to stop one thing to do the other. Now obviously I'm a guy so how can I know chicks are the same? Well it's like this I had a girl who was a gusher. You see in the morning I would need to piss and she would lay her with her head on my stomach.
Scenario would go like this:

"get off me" .. (her) "why now you had me and you don't want me to touch you even" (me) "no it's that I gotta piss and don't feel like getting up yet" (her evil laugh while pressing harder) then (me) "that's it I know you gotta also" and I hold her down the tickle the shit out of her. (her) "Stop I'm gonna piss myself!" (me) "yeah right you always say that!" finally for a split second all involuntary spazms cease and she gets this concentration look on her face. And pisses.

The point is when your screwing its the same sort of scenario. If she were to piss she would stop and get that look.

Besides when she got really horny she would practically drip not piss but practically drip.

I'll go up against any gynecologist on this. If he or she is unaware of the phenomena then they need to go get their Kuma Sutra, Tantra, or whatever book. Get out in the real world and do some research. LOL. Oh and I liked it once I figured out the strategy of scooting her ass over to one side of the bed so that when it was over I could jump over to the dry side.

[Lomotil]

I guarantee y'all, it's not piss.

[ucicare]

Chemically, the fluids are different.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation


Two fluids. One is vaginal lubrication from the Kapers gland. The other is urine. If you see some porn flick with a woman sending streams of liquid at the camera, it is either urine or she has preloaded her vagina with liquid.

If you see a small squirt with the first orgasmic contraction, that may be vaginal lubricant. It is not being "ejaculated" as much as it is simply being "ejected."

I know what I am talking about. I slept in a holiday inn last night. (on the wet spot.)

[improtected]

Chemically, the fluids are different.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation


god knows you can believe anything you see on wikipedia...

[ucicare]

Two fluids. One is vaginal lubrication from the Kapers gland. The other is urine. If you see some porn flick with a woman sending streams of liquid at the camera, it is either urine or she has preloaded her vagina with liquid.

If you see a small squirt with the first orgasmic contraction, that may be vaginal lubricant. It is not being "ejaculated" as much as it is simply being "ejected."

I know what I am talking about. I slept in a holiday inn last night. (on the wet spot.)


Correction - Skenes gland, not Kapers gland. I was confusing the Cowpers gland. I never finished anatomy anyway.

[Joeslogic]

Two fluids. One is vaginal lubrication from the Kapers gland. The other is urine. If you see some porn flick with a woman sending streams of liquid at the camera, it is either urine or she has preloaded her vagina with liquid.

If you see a small squirt with the first orgasmic contraction, that may be vaginal lubricant. It is not being "ejaculated" as much as it is simply being "ejected."

I know what I am talking about. I slept in a holiday inn last night. (on the wet spot.)


While I agree with the porn flick analysis something I always thought was ridiculous. And obviously if a chick were to gush out a quart then she would have to have a Scenes or Cowpers gland the size of a .... can of oil :eek:

Surely you can realize that some people’s glands are larger than others. :confused:

I'm talking about say 1.5 oz maybe 2 which is enough to make a nice little wet spot. There is a big difference between women in this respect some get really moist and some drip all over the place.

Besides there are the other obvious indicators. Like the "Oh to sweet attitude" the next morning treating you as if you are some god. This phenomena directly in proportion to the size or number of still damp spots on the bed.

"I just adore this guy cause he let's me piss on him, I'll just go make him his favorite breakfast" :p That just does not make sense.

[improtected]

There is a big difference between women in this respect some get really moist and some drip all over the place.

all depends on how much you turn us on. guys, you have to change it up a little. even the shazaamiest sex has to be changed up now and then. that's when you get the drip. it has to be unexpected.

Besides there are the other obvious indicators. Like the "Oh to sweet attitude" the next morning treating you as if you are some god. This phenomena directly in proportion to the size or number of still damp spots on the bed.

"I just adore this guy cause he let's me piss on him, I'll just go make him his favorite breakfast" :p That just does not make sense.

no... she .. nevermind. i won't ruin it for you. you're absolutely right!

[Joeslogic]

all depends on how much you turn us on. guys, you have to change it up a little. even the shazaamiest sex has to be changed up now and then. that's when you get the drip. it has to be unexpected.

How about dressing up like Batman? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOgq8WmVKQw) :biggrin:

no... she .. nevermind. i won't ruin it for you. you're absolutely right!

I have a tender ego please don't bust my bubble. :p

[ijustliketowatch]

I took the inflatable 'exercise ball' to bed with me, and positioned her pelvis directly on top of it - holy shit. Everyone should have one of those at their disposal. Not only does it give a new sense of physics to the motion, but she started gushing seconds after entry...

Was said 43 year old female's body still consciously animated at this point? How pliable were it's extremities? And what velocity/angle of thrust have you calculated to release the most voluminous glandular yield? I am intrigued.

[Nursey]

This thread makes me queasy.

[Nauseous]

:rolleyes: Indeed.

"Guys (or girls, now that I think about it) - Ever been with a "Squirter?"

Most girls have, Lomo.

[phatboy]

:rolleyes: Indeed.

"Guys (or girls, now that I think about it) - Ever been with a "Squirter?"

Most girls have, Lomo.

Zing?

[improtected]

How about dressing up like Batman? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOgq8WmVKQw) :biggrin:

well, it has to be hot batman

I have a tender ego please don't bust my bubble. :p

i take it all back, you're the king - the king of the world and every woman trembles in ecstasy at the thought of being close enough to feel your heart beat.

[Joeslogic]

Oh your good, very good.

[Nursey]

Oh your good, very good.

Women like limpy have to learn to lie and manipulate their way through society, because the truth of the matter is - if they didn't suck random cocks and lick everybody's asses, they'd have no power whatsoever due to their being completely and utterly feeble.

[phatboy]

Women like limpy have to learn to lie and manipulate their way through society, because the truth of the matter is - if they didn't suck random cocks and lick everybody's asses, they'd have no power whatsoever due to their being completely and utterly feeble.

Wow, sounds like someone got tazered last night......

[Nursey]

Wow, sounds like someone got tazered last night......

:).

[Nauseous]

:rolleyes: Uh, Nursey, that was kind of my point with the 'women lie' thing. I just have to learn to be less capacious.

[Nursey]

:rolleyes: Uh, Nursey, that was kind of my point with the 'women lie' thing. I just have to learn to be less capacious.

Oh ok. Yes you do. We aren't all sucky little ass limpets, are we? :)

[Lomotil]

This thread makes me queasy.

Oh, c'mon... once you run with it, I'm sure you'll adopt a different stance...

The part that gets me everytime is the "how the hell can this woman have lived to be in her 40's and not experienced this yet?" phenomenon... http://qopt.phys.msu.su/pasha/smiles/smiles1/nixweiss.gif

[Disorder]

IT depends a bit on how big your uhh .. tool .. is. My ex always had to stop and go loo because I was always bumping her bladder :rolleyes:
The proximity is very close so that can happen.

[Nursey]

Oh, c'mon... once you run with it, I'm sure you'll adopt a different stance...

I dunno, it all sounds a bit too freaky. What purpose does it serve other than to boost male egos? And there is such thing as too much lubrication, which can make things a bit sloppy. Having fountains of vaginal fucky gush squirting everywhere just seems excessive. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/icon_neutral-1.gif

[Nauseous]

The part that gets me everytime is the "how the hell can this woman have lived to be in her 40's and not experienced this yet?" phenomenon... http://qopt.phys.msu.su/pasha/smiles/smiles1/nixweiss.gif

Oh geez... you're trying to bait us all.

I think the only thing big around here is your head (the one that sits on your shoulders).

[Nauseous]

IT depends a bit on how big your uhh .. tool .. is. My ex always had to stop and go loo because I was always bumping her bladder :rolleyes:
The proximity is very close so that can happen.

And she peed?!

If you were "bottoming out", it was probably because she had a tilted uterus. It makes certain positions uncomfortable.

[phatboy]

And she peed?!

If you were "bottoming out", it was probably because she had a tilted uterus. It makes certain positions uncomfortable.

Not all can be a vaginally cavernous as you pukey...... :)

I think I am with nursey on the bit excessive part. If anyone is getting sprayed it is going to be her! Ive seen it, but Ive always thought there was something else going on, not like a normal ejaculator occurence. Maybe she had a sex change? :)

[Disorder]

And she peed?!

"My ex always had to stop and go loo"

Hence, No. Not during, she had to make me stop then left to go to the little girls room.

[Nauseous]

Not all can be a vaginally cavernous as you pukey...... :)

I think I am with nursey on the bit excessive part. If anyone is getting sprayed it is going to be her! Ive seen it, but Ive always thought there was something else going on, not like a normal ejaculator occurence. Maybe she had a sex change? :)

Well, I don't know about that. He PM'd me her picture and she definitely looks like woman :confused: You know this had to have been before a round of lovemaking... no obvious wet spots...

http://www.transvestitestoday.com/images/paula011.jpg

[Nauseous]

Hence, No. Not during, she had to make me stop then left to go to the little girls room.

Little girls room? Lemme guess, she had to go 'tinkle'.

[Joeslogic]

Ok now I'm the one getting a little queasy myself.

Don't be a hater now some chicks have large glands they cannot help that can they?

http://www.insanus.org/novacorja/archives/fat-chick.jpg

[Joeslogic]

Oh my god I just thought to ask what ever happened to the beach ball? Was it never found again?

[Disorder]

My girlfriend said, "I have a Thyroid problem"

I said, "Thyroid problem.. what are you taking for that? PIES!?"

[Joeslogic]

I have got to remember that one. :biggrin:

[Lomotil]

I dunno, it all sounds a bit too freaky. What purpose does it serve other than to boost male egos? And there is such thing as too much lubrication, which can make things a bit sloppy. Having fountains of vaginal fucky gush squirting everywhere just seems excessive. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/icon_neutral-1.gif

Yeah, it's a mess if you don't take the necessary precautions prior, but honestly - it feels fucking great. I wonder if guys with jacuzzis get off to the hot water jets?

Oh geez... you're trying to bait us all.

I think the only thing big around here is your head (the one that sits on your shoulders).

That wasn't 'bait' - in fact, the spot that triggers it the most is just a few inches inside. (Maybe as few as 9) ;)

[Nursey]

Yeah, it's a mess if you don't take the necessary precautions prior, but honestly - it feels fucking great. I wonder if guys with jacuzzis get off to the hot water jets?



That wasn't 'bait' - in fact, the spot that triggers it the most is just a few inches inside. (Maybe as few as 9) ;)

So, is it some sort of sea mammal you're fucking!?

[Lomotil]

Nope - but she was headed towards the Olympics once... A rather accomplished swimmer, she is. Able to hold her breath for, well... a very long time. :)

I've had hickeys where she actually drew a puddle of blood to the surface of my skin. The gal's got a helluva set of lungs.

[Nauseous]

I shouldn't acknowledge this but... hickeys? The woman is middle aged... hell, past middle age.

She sounds like this skanky old bitch I used to work with that wore clothes that were too small and too young for her and talked about her sex life all of the time.

It's been my experience that people who talk about it all of the time aren't really getting any...

[Robman97]

Quit talking about my Mom that way, jealous bitch!

[Nauseous]

She did have two boys...

[Lomotil]

I shouldn't acknowledge this but... hickeys? The woman is middle aged... hell, past middle age.

She sounds like this skanky old bitch I used to work with that wore clothes that were too small and too young for her and talked about her sex life all of the time.

It's been my experience that people who talk about it all of the time aren't really getting any...

She does not fit that description at all... And the hickeys weren't exactly in plain view while wearing clothes. That part's calmed down rather quickly, but occasionally we might request one for the hell of it.

[Fat-N-Sassy]

oh sht i can squit one ike a damn 15 year old boy. tommeha dn I have cuntests to see who can spit their load further. i have to give my boy props... he can spit it far enough to look like and eagle shit on the tele.

[Lomotil]

What. The. Fuck.

Excuse me, "Fat-N-Sassy" - I don't believe we've met.

Could you please speak English when you type your next post?

As far as I can surmise, you're comparing your ?female? ejaculation with a ?male? ejaculation??? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to hear input on the matter, but I'll be honest:

I don't understand a fucking thing you posted.

Thank you.

[Fat-N-Sassy]

I am enbglish and tiped perrfectefly good enrlish to you. you juts dont get it. I think you mist have got a little suffocatey and perfaps drowndead a little in that ejactulate, blacked out and suffred brain damage.

[Lomotil]

OK. That makes sense. Thanks for clarifying.

[Robman97]

Holy shit, i am drunk and that made no fucking sense at all.

[Nauseous]

I am enbglish and tiped perrfectefly good enrlish to you. you juts dont get it. I think you mist have got a little suffocatey and perfaps drowndead a little in that ejactulate, blacked out and suffred brain damage.

Geez... you retards.

I am English and typed perfectly good English to you. You just don't get it. I think you must have got a little suffocated and perhaps drowned a little in that ejaculate, blacked out and suffered brain damage.

[Joeslogic]

Pewki gurl yar mighty seexy wheen ur Sasssy

[Nauseous]

You might be creepier than Barry...

[Joeslogic]

Pewki gurl yar mighty seexy wheen ur Sasssy

You might be creepier than Barry...

It's even worse if you think of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movie when you read it.

[General Panic]

Barry, you took the words from my mouth. I was going to say it was piss as well.

Lomo, go find youself a youngin' with better bladder control. :)

What kinda sicko wants someone's bodily fluids all over their bed? That is so unhygeineic. I would have to buy a new bed. I couldn't sleep on it.

Strange, strange, strange, so little knowledge. Have a first look here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
and then start reading scholarly literature about it.

Females can squirt, too, and roughly one third of the sexually active female population experiences it in various degrees. The big gushers are rare but they do exist and what they do is highly visible.

We have learnt this back then at highschool, biology lessons.

And yes, Nauseous, sex by itself is "unhygienic" as it is human. Believe it or not, males lap body fluids out of females holes and like it. If you dislike the bed being soaked, cover the bed with molton or latex sheets. That's how adults do it.

[Bluelola]

Huh, interesting thread. I'm a "squirter" (I'm sure Nursey will have a field day with that bit of trivia) and I can say very definitively that it's a completely different sensation from urination. the fluid does not come from the bladder. I've peed before sex, ejaculated, and peed again after sex.

The fluid is clear and kind of slippery, not like urine, which has no noticeable viscosity. The absence of urea is quite marked, as there is no odor in bedding that is soaked and then left to wash later... if there was urea it would develop an unpleasant odor within hours as the urea broke down.

It only happens with certain angles/depths of penetration. It didn't start happening until I was 30, probably due in part to lack of the right type of stimulation. It's more likely to happen with digital rather than penile stimulation. And it surprised the hell out of me the first time it happened. I was like "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?"

I do have several friends who are doctors and one who is an MPH with a focus on sexual health, and when I mentioned this to them they were completely unsurprised. I guess it's pretty well-known in the medical field, although what they don't know is what function the ejaculate fluid serves, if any.

[MAJ Havoc]

they don't know is what function the ejaculate fluid serves, if any.
Coats. Soothes. Relieves.

But is this a little squirt or do you have the sort of firehose ejaculation famous in sleazy porn?

[Bluelola]

Coats. Soothes. Relieves.

But is this a little squirt or do you have the sort of firehose ejaculation famous in sleazy porn?


It is a series of soft little squirts that happen in concert with orgasmic contractions... not like the hosing that happens in porn (which totally does look like pee!), but depending on the level of arousal/stimulation/duration, it can make a wet spot anywhere from four inches to two feet in diameter on my bedding. The two feet is what happens during a marathon session... it's the cumulative effect of hours of intermittent orgasms, not just one.

[General Panic]

Those cascades shown in porn movies are mostly fake as there are little water-filled balloons inserted before.

But there can be mighty gushes. I used to have a girlfriend who, while performing a 69er including my hands, came all over my face and hair. I looked like I just had taken a shower. It did not burn in my eyes, by the way.

[Joeslogic]

Huh, interesting thread. I'm a "squirter" (I'm sure Nursey will have a field day with that bit of trivia) and I can say very definitively that it's a completely different sensation from urination. the fluid does not come from the bladder. I've peed before sex, ejaculated, and peed again after sex.

The fluid is clear and kind of slippery, not like urine, which has no noticeable viscosity. The absence of urea is quite marked, as there is no odor in bedding that is soaked and then left to wash later... if there was urea it would develop an unpleasant odor within hours as the urea broke down.

It only happens with certain angles/depths of penetration. It didn't start happening until I was 30, probably due in part to lack of the right type of stimulation. It's more likely to happen with digital rather than penile stimulation. And it surprised the hell out of me the first time it happened. I was like "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?"

I do have several friends who are doctors and one who is an MPH with a focus on sexual health, and when I mentioned this to them they were completely unsurprised. I guess it's pretty well-known in the medical field, although what they don't know is what function the ejaculate fluid serves, if any.

Vindicated at last. I'm sure Lomo feels the same way. I have been in the defensive position on that subject before in different circles and since only few women experience it to a noticeable extent there is usually an abundance of females willing to chime in that it a fable. It does not help that yes there are websites out there obviously fake.

Just to step out on a limb though I have a theory two women that I have been with that have a more pronounced ejaculation both had a pronounced clit not gigantic but visible even in a relaxed state. Both could have the big "O" and not come however when they did come it was the prolonged orgasm more easily recreated with them on top. At which time the fluid is obviously clear and sweet running down the channel between my abs and chest and into the crevice of my neck where my adams apple is. You can see it pooled up in your belly button while laying on your back.

So my question to Lola is do you think it may be easier for a woman with a more pronounced clit?

Weather they admit it or not there are thousands of guys at their computers on the internet hanging there awaiting your reply.

[General Panic]

Uh-oh... I think you have overstraind Ms. Bluelola with those "thousands of guys at their computers on the internet" and now she's chickening out, Joeslogic.

:)

[Bluelola]

Hahaha, just getting a cup of tea and trying to be productive!

As a sample of one, I don't think I can really comment on the relationship (if any) between apparent external clitoris size and female ejaculation. I would tend to think that they are unrelated, as the mechanism for female ejaculation is separate from the clitoris, but you never know what seemingly unrelated things may have a link.

[Bluelola]

I will say that it would be an interesting study to collect data for...

[MAJ Havoc]

The two feet is what happens during a marathon session... it's the cumulative effect of hours of intermittent orgasms, not just one.Who are you married to, Sting?

[Bluelola]

Who are you married to, Sting?

Hahahahaha I'm telling that one to my husband, he'll like it!

[General Panic]

Next medal to Major Havoc!

[Nursey]

I'm a "squirter" (I'm sure Nursey will have a field day with that bit of trivia)
Well, if you dare brandish your Amazonian body parts at me with intent to gush, i have my defence already worked out:


>> Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh! <<
What goes on in the stud farms of Devon

Horse breeding is a highly researched, multi-
million pound business. But down in Devon, some
older practices remain. Horse breeders like to
rub their mares' ladyparts with stinging nettles,
as soon as they've been "covered" by a stallion.
The resulting swelling helps to keep in the
semen so there's a better chance of pregnancy.

Capiche?

[MAJ Havoc]

Do the nettles work better than the Pussy Pump? It may be good for pre-coitus as well.

(Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?)

[Bluelola]

Well, if you dare brandish your Amazonian body parts at me

Wow, Amazonian is one of two words that I never imagined would be used to describe me. The other one is "statuesque".

Unless you meant it as a reference to my race! As a little brown Native girl, I do have a definite similarity to the Natives down there:

http://www.amazon-indians.org/matis/magicgallery/15-Matis-Woman.jpg

I suppose that would make sense.

[Nursey]

It was a reference to your mammoth, warrior-like cunt.

[Joeslogic]

We could clear up a lot if all the girls would just be nice and post those clits. ....er except Rez I've seen to much of that one already.

And I did not say Clint. ...You know who I'm talking to. :cool:

[Joeslogic]

Damn you Nur were tired of wracking our brains show it already!

Well if it is that is.

[Bluelola]

It was a reference to your mammoth, warrior-like cunt.

Not having closely examined a lot of female genitalia, I had always just assumed mine was average. Since your obviously much wider experience indicates otherwise, I'll gladly defer to you.

[Nursey]

I'll gladly defer to you.

Olé!
http://www.expatica.com/photos/rad31C6D.jpg

[Bluelola]

How are your ABs, Nursey?

http://www.dailydiapers.com/content/photo/i038.jpg

[Nursey]

How are your ABs, Nursey?

Speak english, vulva! I am not familiar with this honky tonk lingo jingo of yours. (Presumably you aren't referring to my abdominal muscles?).

[Bluelola]

Are you STILL obsessed with my genitals? Really, you should get over that. It's nothing personal; I'm just not available.

Come on, dear child; don't pretend you aren't familiar with Adult Babies, when clearly your handle comes from your capacity as a caregiver.

[Nursey]

Are you STILL obsessed with my genitals? Really, you should get over that. It's nothing personal; I'm just not available.

I'm not obsessed with anything about you, but i do see you as one large, shaggy haired, bull-ringed, walking vagina. This is purely down to what you have chosen to present of yourself since you joined eg. "...your aggressively spread-pussy personality and monster clit fantasy", as i originally put it.

Come on, dear child; don't pretend you aren't familiar with Adult Babies, when clearly your handle comes from your capacity as a caregiver.

No, i am not familiar with such 'in the know' sex industry terms. But then, i'm not a hardened, pierced pussied, squirting porn-butch like you.

[TheStreaker1337]

How are your ABs, Nursey?

http://www.dailydiapers.com/content/photo/i038.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/TheStreaker1337/pr0n2.jpg

[Lomotil]

Damn... I hadn't checked this thread in about four months...

Thank you, Blue and Joe, for 'cumming clean' on the subject... ;)

Blue: Your description of said fluid is "spot-on" accurate. I'm not sure what you meant by 'digital' stimulation (video? Internet? DC powered toys?), but your description of the time interval and the "where and how" to penetrate certainly sounds like you aren't bullshitting. She was so startled the first time it happened, that it ended the evening (she thought something was wrong with her, and, being 43, she thought that she'd learned everything there was to know about her sexuality by that age).

And yes... As for 'what purpose it serves' - as a guy, the first time you feel this warm, gushing liquid, squirting out of the hole you're plowing, coating the base of your shaft and washing down to cover your scrotum, you'll understand. Trust me. You won't care if you have to buy a new mattress. It's that fucking great.

And afterwards, you only penetrate her in such a fashion when you're back at her house. ;)

[Bluelola]

By "digital" I mean "with fingers", silly. :)

[Lomotil]

By "digital" I mean "with fingers", silly. :)

I had totally forgotten that definition of "Digital" - my bad...

So............. You're saying that you can make yourself spew with your fingers alone? Being the innovative and ambitious potential lover that I am (or can be), I'd love to see what you do to elicit the drenching... Care to take a video of it and post it for us to *enjoy*???

(seriously, I'm interested in this for two reasons, my sick perversion, and my inherent need to bring something fresh to the table for any new lovers... Now, I've got the penile motions down, but I'm REALLY interested on how to make a woman spew with my fingers alone...)

[Bluelola]

I had totally forgotten that definition of "Digital" - my bad...

So............. You're saying that you can make yourself spew with your fingers alone? Being the innovative and ambitious potential lover that I am (or can be), I'd love to see what you do to elicit the drenching... Care to take a video of it and post it for us to *enjoy*???

(seriously, I'm interested in this for two reasons, my sick perversion, and my inherent need to bring something fresh to the table for any new lovers... Now, I've got the penile motions down, but I'm REALLY interested on how to make a woman spew with my fingers alone...)

I can't do it to myself... it takes a dexterous and determined partner. There does seem to be a particular spot that must be stimulated.

[Lomotil]

I can't do it to myself... it takes a dexterous and determined partner. There does seem to be a particular spot that must be stimulated.

Damn, and here I was hoping to enact the flood with my digits alone...

I just wonder if the spot is the same for every woman... I'll post back when I find out...

[jesmoto]

its all true, my ex was a squirter,
anyone who who says it isnt, never had 1

[DangerousD]

I guarantee y'all, it's not piss.


Maybe it's pus that typically settles on the cervix in female cases of gonnorrhea or chlamydia.

[Nauseous]

That's fucking funny. http://forums.fugly.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Dwaine Scum]

Maybe it's pus that typically settles on the cervix in female cases of gonnorrhea or chlamydia.
Yall some nasty motherfuckers!

[Lomotil]

Maybe it's pus that typically settles on the cervix in female cases of gonnorrhea or chlamydia.

Pus seems to have a different level of viscosity than the liquid discharge we're discussing here. If you're going to pretend to be a doctor on a public forum, you should at least research a topic before adding your knee-jerk, adolescent, misinformed reply.

To put it in terms you can understand, as we've obviously reached a level of comprehension that is not only beyond your mental level of understanding, but also one that surpasses your coital experiences, I'll simplify things so that you, and all of the other children can understand.

For simplicities' sake, let's just compare a bowl of pudding to a bowl of tomato soup.

If you need help with the analogy, PM me--I can explain it to you in kindergarten terms, and you can save yourself the embarrassment of contributing yet another post to this forum.

[Nauseous]

Way to take it to the extreme, Lomo. Considering that she was banging most of the town, I'd think that he might have been on to something. Geez.

[DangerousD]

Pus seems to have a different level of viscosity than the liquid discharge we're discussing here. If you're going to pretend to be a doctor on a public forum, you should at least research a topic before adding your knee-jerk, adolescent, misinformed reply.

To put it in terms you can understand, as we've obviously reached a level of comprehension that is not only beyond your mental level of understanding, but also one that surpasses your coital experiences, I'll simplify things so that you, and all of the other children can understand.

For simplicities' sake, let's just compare a bowl of pudding to a bowl of tomato soup.

If you need help with the analogy, PM me--I can explain it to you in kindergarten terms, and you can save yourself the embarrassment of contributing yet another post to this forum.

....I suggest some doxycycline and ciprofloxacin.

[Reizvolles]

Well I can tell you now, I've never squirted before. I have heard of this phenomenon before, but I have never had any of my female OR male friends experience or observe it. Probably another male myth, like all women are secretly lesbians.

[Lomotil]

....I suggest some doxycycline and ciprofloxacin.

Why? So you can start nagging me for some when yours runs out and the pharmacy won't loan you any more while they wait for the refill authorization?

[Lomotil]

Way to take it to the extreme, Lomo. Considering that she was banging most of the town, I'd think that he might have been on to something. Geez.

Or, maybe just 'on something.'

How does her 'innocent' sleep-over at a charitable friend's house when she was too sick to drive all the way across town to go home and sleep mean that she was 'banging most of the town?' :rolleyes:

Yes, I was being facetious.

So far, my prick hasn't fallen off, so I suppose that's a good sign.

[Lomotil]

Well I can tell you now, I've never squirted before. I have heard of this phenomenon before, but I have never had any of my female OR male friends experience or observe it. Probably another male myth, like all women are secretly lesbians.


The female orgasm. Now, that's the myth. :rolleyes:

[Reizvolles]

The female orgasm. Now, that's the myth. :rolleyes:
Yes, just like the male brain is a myth.

[Lomotil]

Yes, just like the male brain is a myth.

No... We're actually equipped with a brain. And a penis.

Trouble is, we've got only enough blood in our system to operate one at a time.

[Nauseous]

Or, maybe just 'on something.'

How does her 'innocent' sleep-over at a charitable friend's house when she was too sick to drive all the way across town to go home and sleep mean that she was 'banging most of the town?' :rolleyes:

Yes, I was being facetious.

So far, my prick hasn't fallen off, so I suppose that's a good sign.

I suppose so, but you don't always show signs of an STD. You should still get checked out. I think your genitals have been through enough hell as of late.

[Lomotil]

Nah... I think I'll just go back to banging Haitian refugees without a rubber again.

[Lomotil]

*Achievement Unlocked! - First-time Squirter #2*

My penchant for dipping my pen in the company ink strikes again... This time, a girl from a different store that, oddly enough, interviewed for the same position I just landed.

31 years old, always thought her sister was lying to her when she spoke of the phenomenon... She made a nice sized puddle on her bed, and another on her carpet (on the floor, that is...) Can't wait to try the exercise ball on her...

Call me a sick fuck all you want - I love this shit... :biggrin:

[Nauseous]

I think your dick must be shaped like your sperm.

Corkscrew.

It's probably cervical juice.

And yes, I think that it's gross. Why would you want to induce a flood of bodily fluids? It's not very sanitary or lady-like.

[Lomotil]

I think your dick must be shaped like your sperm.

Corkscrew.

It's probably cervical juice.

And yes, I think that it's gross. Why would you want to induce a flood of bodily fluids? It's not very sanitary or lady-like.

Corkscrew? No... That would be a pig. I can, and will, be a pig, but not biologically so.

My cock has an upward curve to it, not 'severe' enough to be considered 'peyronies' but just enough to hit that G-spot upon entry without even trying.

As for the "why?" - I just can't explain it... think of those pictures of West Texas when they're drilling for oil, and they tap a main, and it spews from the ground all over their derrick...

It might not sound that appealing to you, but when that *fucking hot* fluid starts to gush, coating not only your balls, but your inner thighs, and the mattress (or carpet) you're on, it is completely, fucking indescribable. It's the feeling.

Don't know how else I can describe it...

[ivantheterrible]

my wife squirts on occasion. of course she doesn't literally soak anything. just a squirt. or a large wet spot on the sheets or covers.
she has to be really horny, turned on , and WET. the kind of pussy (my favorite kind) that is very loose, dripping wet, and hot. and i put her on her hands and knees and do her for a time and then end it with a nice pounding.

[Nauseous]

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[cyndi]

I know one thing when I squirt (tiny bit) I'm really into it, I'm in my own world

[Nursey]

I know one thing when I squirt (tiny bit) I'm really into it, I'm in my own world

Thanks for sharing that with us Cyndi. Now hold still - this cinder block (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/breezey-1.jpg) has your name (and brain) all over it!

[ivantheterrible]

i don't get it.

[Nursey]

Well, i want to smash Cyndi's face in. Get it?

[ivantheterrible]

well, what did she ever do to you?

[Nursey]

well, what did she ever do to you?

She's fucking disgusting. At least Bull Vulva got to know us a little before sharing intimate details of her pussy functions with the forum.

[Lomotil]

Boss Hogg, you'll have to excuse Nursey for a moment. I apologize on her behalf for her misguided curtness towards the subject. See, Nursey is complacently satisfied in her own world, and has been known to sift corn starch atop grinding groins once the fluidity of the venue surpasses the normal viscosity at which arouses her.

I don't knock the practice, nor her predilection, desire, and demands for such an event, but as I've always said, it's different strokes for different folks.

On a completely unrelated note, I like to douse myself in liquid mercury before coitus and shove a 9V battery up my ass just for kicks. Try it sometime. :biggrin:

[Joeslogic]

This is funny Nursey and Pukey why are you so jealous.

You two neither one have ever squirted. And actually think it is a myth still?

I'm telling you chicks that do it ONLY do it when the sex is extremely intense. Of course I'm only going on feedback but you can tell. Its all in the way their body arches they get grinding fast then sorta jerky. It drives me nuts and we often times stop shortly after cause for a chick it’s kind of like the same as a guy busting one. Sometimes you can go another round though. Get on top that’s when it is easiest.

I think it’s amusing that some people believe it is a myth that cracks me up.

[Nursey]

I should perhaps point out that my last post wasn't about female ejaculation. But Joe's attempt to convince us he has an exciting sex life was amusing. ;)

[Joeslogic]

Well the idea of Nursey and Female ejaculation does present quite the conundrum doesn't it?

[noism1975]

Definately not urine. I had a "thing" with a girl that i worked with. When she was on top she would leave a puddles big enough to leave the outline of me from belly to thighs on the bed. Did not smell like urine. Made her slick as hell. Didn't really squirt. More like having a small bucket dumped on you. Didn't bother me a bit. Not really a turn on. Is what it is. Guess I'm not a judgemental ass like a few of you.