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Jew
12-10-2000, 10:00 AM
Dear IMC, i've seen your posts and decided that you'll be the one i'll marry. I'm not gay, but still, I find you and your opinions very attractive. E-mail me sometime, ok hun?

Fucked up nazi fag...

Dwaine Scum
12-10-2000, 01:11 PM
Sure I marry you.. whats the first year aniversary gift? Zyklon B?

Psycho Bob
12-10-2000, 01:43 PM
its all ok as long as i get the bridesmaids (the ones not related to imc)

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

Six_Digit_Debt
12-10-2000, 10:07 PM
Which ones are dirtier....and who gets the bridemaids?

6-7

Piecraft the Terrible
12-11-2000, 05:50 AM
Can I be the minister??? Huh huh? can I??? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!!? WQUVTNL RSAUMNTOICRET;MLRAsanmctz,z n,znc s,k

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Go to Hell!!!

TheUndeadChick
12-11-2000, 09:03 AM
**busts into forum**

What the hell? I'm away for a few days and someone's already trying to get on IMC.

**throws Jew into convenient portable gas chamber**

Naw, IMC's my bitch.

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/wink.gif Heehee.

Jew
12-11-2000, 09:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheUndeadChick:
**busts into forum**

What the hell? I'm away for a few days and someone's already trying to get on IMC.

**throws Jew into convenient portable gas chamber**

Naw, IMC's my bitch.

http://www.fugly.com/ubb/wink.gif Heehee.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You freaking slut, no one's gonna take my lady away from me, understood? Fat bitch.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Jew
12-11-2000, 09:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
something is wrong with that post........
what could it be????????

oh yeah.. no e-mail address.....

retard!!!!!!!

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If you'de knew what sarcasm was, you would have understood what I was trying to say.

Me retard, you retard. Lets have sex.

Six_Digit_Debt
12-11-2000, 12:10 PM
How many steps above sarcasm are we?

6-7

NoOpinion
12-11-2000, 02:13 PM
The people have spoken.

Psycho Bob
12-12-2000, 01:54 AM
what did they say? (i dont get out a lot)

TheUndeadChick
12-12-2000, 04:12 AM
Jew so eloquently said:>>You freaking slut, no one's gonna take my lady away from me, understood? Fat bitch.<<

True, I guess you can call me a fat bitch, if you're comparing my whopping 126 lbs to an emaciated camp jew...this would indeed be true.

PS...what did The People say?

Dwaine Scum
12-12-2000, 05:47 AM
Im sorry jew, Im leaving you... my Undead chick has spoken

NoOpinion
12-12-2000, 06:18 AM
Undeadchick that last post has to go down in history as a fugly classic.

Psycho Bob
12-12-2000, 06:58 AM
c'mon TUC post a pic!

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

NoOpinion
12-12-2000, 09:22 AM
Fugly's newest average slob!

Piecraft the Terrible
12-12-2000, 09:31 AM
Jew you's a stupid mootherfooker yehuk!!!
Don't make me go over there and smash ye wit my brokin bottle yehuk! Me's gonna bring along Peggy Sue mah prize piggy too!

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Go to Hell!!!

Psycho Bob
12-12-2000, 11:55 AM
welcome to the world of slob's NoOp

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

NoOpinion
12-12-2000, 12:34 PM
im honored.

Six_Digit_Debt
12-12-2000, 09:48 PM
I still suck...

Oh well, I'll make it...

6-7

TheUndeadChick
12-15-2000, 04:08 PM
Whew...sorry it's taken me so long to reply guys. Been working...haven't even been near the comp in days.

Thank you for the compliment on my last post...I thought it was mighty tasty myself, and I'm glad it was appreciated. http://www.fugly.com/ubb/smile.gif

As for you, IMC...come to mamma. Hahaha!

And finally, as for a pic. I honestly do not have one to post or send. I am a computer idiot. It's true. I log on, check and reply to my email, then I come here and post. This is the extent of my computer usage. I have no scanner...I'm very sorry. I would actually put one up if I could. Sure, it's likely that one or more of you would take it and do fightening things with it. I guess all I would ask for are bigger tits and please don't make me a blonde. Alas, we have no pic of me to play with. I'm truly oh so very sorry.

**sits back comfortably in my Slobdom, snaps the whip at IMC**

Dwaine Scum
12-15-2000, 08:41 PM
everytime I fart, my asshole stings... Kike ive said, although tepting, never eat authitic mexican food sold from a trailor on the side of the highway... Yes it is tasty, and inexpensive, the hell your anus goes through is unbearable.. I have been pissing out of my ass for two days now

monk12
12-15-2000, 09:01 PM
man this shit is sweet you guys rule man.

SHUT UP YOU YUPPY FAG!

My doctor says I have problems... but the guys at work think my jokes are funny.

Nah just fucking around but seriously it is good people explore a sick sense of humor it is the spice of life.
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FUCK MORE HARP SEALS!

TheUndeadChick
12-17-2000, 06:28 AM
Pimp said:>>>It's ok... the image of rotting flesh and the snappy rigor mortis march is probably much better while a vivid sight in my imagination.... better to leave it like that than spoil the fantasy with dull reality<<<


You're absolutely right. I wouldn't dare ruin that image of me for you. I will now be sharpening my snappy rigor mortis march skills at work. I'm sure they won't mind. As for the rotting flesh...well, a little air freshener and they hardly seem to notice at all.

GreenAppleSplatters
12-17-2000, 06:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheUndeadChick:
Pimp said:>>>It's ok... the image of rotting flesh and the snappy rigor mortis march is probably much better while a vivid sight in my imagination.... better to leave it like that than spoil the fantasy with dull reality<<<


You're absolutely right. I wouldn't dare ruin that image of me for you. I will now be sharpening my snappy rigor mortis march skills at work. I'm sure they won't mind. As for the rotting flesh...well, a little air freshener and they hardly seem to notice at all. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


And a little makeup wouldn't hurt either.


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I tell you what you need is a phatty bo batty blunt.And I'll garauntee you'll see the ocean,a sailboat,and maybe some of those big titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

FunBobby
12-22-2000, 05:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
sarcasm??

isn't that known as 'the lowest form of wit?'

figures.. coming from a lower form

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well bitch sarcasm is only called the lowest form of wit by all those incredibly fucked up stupid people like your self who can neither understand it or comprehend it let alone recognise it,

jew you have my sympathies with dealing with such an unbelievably insanely stupid and idiotic crowd of people,

take care my friends

and be well :-)

FunBobby



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"Im going to thrash you to within an Inch of your life....and then take that Inch"

Dwaine Scum
12-22-2000, 06:27 PM
and we all thought funKnobby had caught the AIDS from that piece of scotish beef Mark Hollz.. I guess he is sort of like herpees, kinda goes into remission for a few months then returns unexpectedly

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Oh Im sorry, does my name offend you? GOOD!!!

Jurkin 24-7
12-22-2000, 06:56 PM
"herpes-bobby" thats a good one

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Fat girls need love too.

Dwaine Scum
12-22-2000, 10:56 PM
how come the scotish can't kill themselves like the Irish? Just proves my point that God dosen't exist

Anti-Thesis
12-22-2000, 11:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jurkin 24-7:
"herpes-bobby" thats a good one

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Gonosyphiherpilaids - every disease combined into one...

Anti-Thesis
12-23-2000, 11:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
do you think Blobby caught that when he/she/it..(i prefer it myself) was having fun.........

is that why it's such a fuckin annoyance

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I think so, because me and a few friends (few as in I can't count that high) made up that term for a severely horribly redheaded stepchild slut named Shereena that we all made the mistake of fucking...

so I think the disease does cause ppl to be very annoying and obnoxious