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Nauseous
07-28-2007, 12:58 AM
We need a funny template to fill out.
ivantheterrible
07-30-2008, 10:13 AM
mine is 43 yr old married male into all kinds of kinky stuff. straight. looking for some side action on occasion. nothing serious. friendship first. wife knows i wanna fuck someone else, is ok with it as long as she doesn't know about it. she has jealousy issues.
am willing to help out a couple who has a 3 way fantasy. MFM action so to speak.
Nauseous
07-30-2008, 07:08 PM
How can you be straight and want to have a three-way with another man? That always struck me as borderline homosexual.
Lomotil
07-31-2008, 12:39 AM
How can you be straight and want to have a three-way with another man? That always struck me as borderline homosexual.

Don't tell him that! It'll just put another latch on the closet door!
ivantheterrible
07-31-2008, 11:51 AM
that's silly nauseous, no contact between me and the guy unless accidental. we do the woman together. make her cum over and over and over.
Lomotil
08-03-2008, 02:19 PM
We need Nursey's watermelon .gif right about now with the two guys buttin' heads.
Nauseous
08-06-2008, 08:39 PM
I looked for it. I'll look again. One thread had it but it was hosted by the old fugly uploader, so it didn't show.
Nursey
08-11-2008, 05:19 PM
I can only find this version starring Dr.Bungle and Barry's daughter:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/pimpchichi/nurseys/porknmelon.gif
Icenhour
08-14-2008, 10:07 AM
that's silly nauseous, no contact between me and the guy unless accidental. we do the woman together. make her cum over and over and over.

so you need another man to help you accomplish this? trust me- a vibrator will do more for her then another man. Unless its a mental thing- and she feels the need to be used by 2 borderline homos. Its gateway sex- soon you will putting ads on craigslist looking to service hairy men.
Nursey
08-14-2008, 03:18 PM
so you need another man to help you accomplish this? trust me- a vibrator will do more for her then another man. Unless its a mental thing- and she feels the need to be used by 2 borderline homos.
Yeah, the woman is really just an excuse to rub bell-ends with another man (through her perineum).

Its gateway sex- soon you will putting ads on craigslist looking to service hairy men.

I very much doubt Ivan would stop there. It'd be billy goats and small antelopes after that. And afterwards, he'd probably run them over and eat them.
Icenhour
08-14-2008, 04:17 PM
Taint that da truth
ivantheterrible
08-14-2008, 11:31 PM
god that's funny,

i and she likes it if i put a dildo up her ass while i play.

any other ladies like this?

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i'm so fucking evil.
Icenhour
08-14-2008, 11:54 PM
god that's funny,

i and she likes it if i put a dildo up her ass while i play.

any other ladies like this?

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i'm so fucking evil.

when it comes to sex- the only thing I like is .... my money up front. JK
Lomotil
08-15-2008, 01:37 AM
Don't lie, bitch... You know I've run up a tab... ;)
Nursey
08-15-2008, 07:24 AM
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i'm so fucking evil.

Explain.
ivantheterrible
08-15-2008, 12:30 PM
i love to tie them down, and play with them gently, get into their heads, and bring the dirty slut out in the open.
Nauseous
08-15-2008, 08:52 PM
Wow. You win scary child molester quote of the day!
Icenhour
08-16-2008, 11:43 AM
i love to tie them down, and play with them gently, get into their heads, and bring the dirty slut out in the open.

do you atleast drop them off at the same corner to you picked them up?

no wonder your wife wont fuck you.
phatboy
08-17-2008, 09:22 PM
do you atleast drop them off at the same corner to you picked them up?

Thats the cool thing about school bust stops, they are on almost every corner.