I will fuck you

[Dwaine Scum]

I am a filthy whore with no remorse. If you pay me, Ill fuck you (Females only, sorry joe you can't suck a load out of my balls)

[Nauseous]

If you cut me in, I will videotape it.

[Dwaine Scum]

If you cut me in, I will videotape it.I'd do you for free, you gotta clean out that poop chute beforehand

[ucicare]

I'd do you for free, you gotta clean out that poop chute beforehand


Love is such a splendid thing.

[Nauseous]

I'd do you for free, you gotta clean out that poop chute beforehand

Oh, the Zoloft and irritable bowel has you covered. I'm hardly packed full of shit.

[Dwaine Scum]

ihate that, when you are fucking a chick and she screams "STOP!! I HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHIT!"

[Nauseous]

I know... drawing attention to it only takes away from the passionate surprise.

[Fugly]

If you hum the tune to 'Afternoon Delight' while you read this thread, it's actually very romantic.

[improtected]

If you hum the tune to 'Afternoon Delight' while you read this thread, it's actually very romantic.

i was thinking 'try a little tenderness'

[Fugly]

Anything by Patsy Cline will also do.

[Nauseous]

Crazy won't work.

How about Hello? By Lionel Ritchie?

[improtected]

Crazy won't work.

How about Hello? By Lionel Ritchie?

yeah and then there's always 'brick house'

[Nauseous]

did the campbell's soup kids sing any love songs?


no.. they were too busy eating soup and crawling up my ass!

[Fugly]

I hummed the "wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner" theme and I hallucinated I was being chased by Dwaine's penis and single, gigantic, mutant testicle.

I just need a hug now.

Mommy?

[Nauseous]

If you are 150% drunk, would you believe that your mom IS Dwaine's testicle?

[ncbelly]

ihate that, when you are fucking a chick and she screams "STOP!! I HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHIT!"

as long as she doesn't ask to shit on your chest, you shouldn't get dissappointed!

[JEFE]

Sky rockets in flight. Mmm hmm. Afternooooon delight. Yeahhhhh ahh after noon delight.

Dwaine = Cyrano De Bergarac. A very, very scary version of Cyrano De Bergarac. Much larger, with guns and tattoos. And Roofies.

[Icenhour]

lets do it to this song.... I find it very romantic

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/pungentstench/dirtyrhymesandpsychotronicbeats.html#6


hope ya like pregger chicks....

[Dwaine Scum]

Long Live El duce'!!!

and yes jeff, its the romantic in me seeping out.

[GAS]

I am a filthy whore with no remorse. If you pay me, Ill fuck you (Females only, sorry joe you can't suck a load out of my balls)


I wish you would reconsider guys Dwaine, I'm single again and I wanna do ya.

[louisiana365]

If you look like the picture I will gladly video tape with you.

[Dwaine Scum]

If you look like the picture I will gladly video tape with you.what picture you fucking retard. Post your pic, if you are a chick. if you are a dude, go fuck yourself, you fucking faggot

[Samanthasez]

If you hum the tune to 'Afternoon Delight' while you read this thread, it's actually very romantic.

Or reading it in an Alex Baldwin voice. Or Charles Nelson Reilly.

[ucicare]

Or reading it in an Alex Baldwin voice. Or Charles Nelson Reilly.

Who do you think you are just popping back in like you never even left???? I felt ABANDONED by gawd, and I was in therapy for months after you disappeared. At least have the kindness to bring us up to date on what/who you have been doing for the last upteen months. If you want to, I mean.

[Samanthasez]

Who do you think you are just popping back in like you never even left???? I felt ABANDONED by gawd, and I was in therapy for months after you disappeared. At least have the kindness to bring us up to date on what/who you have been doing for the last upteen months. If you want to, I mean.

Oh, Barr-ez.

I've been bereft. Or, not so much. OK, maybe so.

um....it's a long story.

[Nursey]

Oh, Barr-ez.

I've been bereft. Or, not so much. OK, maybe so.

um....it's a long story.
Did you fuck Bungle? There's nothing worse than seeing a bereft Bungle-fucker burrowing under Barry's big 'bingo wing' for a blubber.

[Samanthasez]

Did you fuck Bungle? There's nothing worse than seeing a bereft Bungle-fucker burrowing under Barry's big 'bingo wing' for a blubber.

Is that Gaelic?

[Nursey]

Is that Gaelic?

Playing dumb, eh? I must be onto something here. Probably contracted an infection of some sort. They don't call him 'Bungle fungal tongue' for nothing, afterall!

[MAJ Havoc]

Did you fuck Bungle? There's nothing worse than seeing a bereft Bungle-fucker burrowing under Barry's big 'bingo wing' for a blubber.
I think I'd call that "alliterotica"

[Samanthasez]

Or more particularly, "expialidocious"

[Nursey]

I think I'd call that "alliterotica"

Why, thankyou! I can now add 'alliteroticisive' to my resumé. :cool:

Or more particularly, "expialidocious"

I don't think Shmantha appreciates the lingo-jingo banjo like we do, Maj.

[Samanthasez]

I don't think Shmantha appreciates the lingo-jingo banjo like we do, Maj.[/QUOTE]


Is that akin to playing the skin flute?

Nurthey?

[Nursey]

I don't think Shmantha appreciates the lingo-jingo banjo like we do, Maj.


Is that akin to playing the skin flute?

Nurthey?[/QUOTE]


No. *thmooch* :)

[Samanthasez]

Is that akin to playing the skin flute?

Nurthey?


No. *thmooch* :)[/QUOTE]

I suppose we can all commence to sucking each other off, then.

Nevermind.

We've all been doing THAT for years.

[MAJ Havoc]

Why, thankyou! I can now add 'alliteroticisive' to my resumé. :cool:



I don't think Shmantha appreciates the lingo-jingo banjo like we do, Maj.

Perhaps you two should truly get off your assonance.

[Nursey]

Perhaps you two should truly get off your assonance.

*sigh* Welcome back, Shmanth! (http://forums.fugly.com/showthread.php?p=169104&posted=1#post169104) :)

[Dwaine Scum]

You all seem to be overlooking the romantic element of this thread. I will fuck you, violently

[Nursey]

You all seem to be overlooking the romantic element of this thread. I will fuck you, violently

Hmm...but does the breeze-block get smashed over our face before or after we've come?

[ucicare]

Hmm...but does the breeze-block get smashed over our face before or after we've come?


Ideally, simultaneously.