Herpes

[Nauseous]

I bet it hurts.

[Fugly]

Translation: Nauseous has Herpes?

[Nauseous]

Oh, that would just be another thing to bitch about.

I needed to start a thead about dating and what goes better with dating than herpes?

[DrBungle]

GHB?

[General Panic]

I bet it hurts.

It is like a sore on the lip, just very much below.
I do not know a single person who did not date because of carrying it.
The male should use a rubber during infectious days, that's it.
Ideas for future threads: Candidiasis, urinary tract infection, menstrual period disorders.

[Fat-N-Sassy]

I farted so hard that I blowed a herpy sorecrust into the lavvy. OUCH!

Tommeh is real good bout puttimg the creem on my khyber puss.

[Nursey]

It is like a sore on the lip, just very much below.
I do not know a single person who did not date because of carrying it.
The male should use a rubber during infectious days, that's it.

Yes, Pukey! That's how ADULTS deal with it! Christ! You'd think that stinky mattresses and crusty cock scabs were some sort of big deal, or something! Well here's a clue...IT'S 2007! GET WITH IT!

[Nauseous]

I'm so embarrassed! I'm gonna go out and stick my mouth on every public toilet seat in a 50 mile radius and hopefully I'll catch something.

So are crabs in fashion these days? I'm thinking dreadlocked pubic hair and crabs might be 'naughty' and 'hip'.

[Nursey]

So are crabs in fashion these days?

Anything. As long as it's sexually related then, cool, yeah, totally! If that's how you feel you could best express your personal jing-jing, then embrace it, don't disgrace it! And honestly, i'm pretty sure the crabs are only a problem if you are a silly, irresponsible child about the whole thing and fail to look after them properly. If you nurture all the various flora and fauna, you can cultivate a bristling Garden of Eden down there with all the bells and whistles!

I'm thinking dreadlocked pubic hair and crabs might be 'naughty' and 'hip'.

Alriiiiiiiiight! I'm still thinking of getting a couple of jumbo flesh tubes (as pictured) in my outer labia. With maybe a miniature flashing strobe light bar-bell going through my clitty hood. It would look way cool if i used some of that UV glowing bleach on my pubes too.

http://www.thatstremendous.com/images/PixoftheDay9306_F3A5/piercings4.jpg

[Nauseous]

Not only would you be showing your individuality, but you would look super sexy in a PVC catsuit. In fact, if I had that set-up down below, I wouldn't want to wear anything at all! I would just walk around at night with a battery-powered blacklight illuminating my not-so-private parts.

[Nursey]

Not only would you be showing your individuality, but you would look super sexy in a PVC catsuit. In fact, if I had that set-up down below, I wouldn't want to wear anything at all! I would just walk around at night with a battery-powered blacklight illuminating my not-so-private parts.

It's puzzling that nobody else has had this idea already? We must be the foremost cutting edge of genital mutilanology.

[Nursey]

http://www.thatstremendous.com/images/PixoftheDay9306_F3A5/piercings4.jpg

Wonder what happens when he removes those plugs? Fuck knows, really.






(Thought i'd get that in before Maj beat me to it).

[Nauseous]

But why would he want to take them out?! He looks like such a good-looking hot stud with them in. I can't imagine how painfully boring his face was before he added his 'decorations'.

[Bluelola]

I don't think facial modification is attractive taken to that degree, but I have to say, you two sure come off as tight-assed judgemental SUV-driving whitebread suburbanite bitches.

[MAJ Havoc]

There might be some good money in ear and nostril reconstructive plastic surgery in a few years when some of these "individuals" decide they want to change their look again to something more (gasp) mainstream.

I'm not committed to anything enough to want it tattooed on me forever, anyway, but I have had my scrotum cut on, stuff pulled out, cut, and cauterized so don't think that mutilation is totally beyond me.

[Nauseous]

I don't think facial modification is attractive taken to that degree, but I have to say, you two sure come off as tight-assed judgemental SUV-driving whitebread suburbanite bitches.

Hah.. whatever. It's those 'types' who got out and get a tattoo on their fucking ankle!

[Nursey]

...but I have to say, you two sure come off as tight-assed judgemental SUV-driving whitebread suburbanite bitches.


And you come across as a pseudo alternative, sheeplike asshole. I wonder who is closer to the truth...

[Bluelola]

And you come across as a pseudo alternative, sheeplike asshole. I wonder who is closer to the truth...

What the hell does "pseudo-alternative" mean? Jesus. Kids these days.

[Bluelola]

Hah.. whatever. It's those 'types' who got out and get a tattoo on their fucking ankle!


That's a good point. A tattoo of a rose. With a butterfly on it, with a heart around that, being carried by a hummingbird wearing a banner with their baby daddy's name in it.

And a little heart right next to their pubic hair.

[Nursey]

What the hell does "pseudo-alternative" mean? Jesus. Kids these days.

Don't mind playing dumb when it suits you!

[Nauseous]

That's a good point. A tattoo of a rose. With a butterfly on it, with a heart around that, being carried by a hummingbird wearing a banner with their baby daddy's name in it.

And a little heart right next to their pubic hair.

See? This is why I have such an aversion to tattoos.

[Nursey]

I wonder which is closer to the truth...

Nursey: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/Lynn6cbwife.jpg

Nauseous: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/lookingdown.jpg

Bluelola: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/bluesheep.jpg







The camera never lies! :)

[Bluelola]

Don't mind playing dumb when it suits you!

It's just one of those recursive phrases like "alleged suspect".

[Bluelola]

See? This is why I have such an aversion to tattoos.


Seriously. I like good tattoos and good art. I don't like fast-food tattoos and I don't like Thomas Kinkade.

[Bluelola]

Nursey: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/Lynn6cbwife.jpg

Nauseous: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/lookingdown.jpg

Bluelola: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/bluesheep.jpg







The camera never lies! :)

I almost hate to say it, but you guys look pretty suburban.

Hey, at least you chose a sheep. You know what they say about the sheep in Oregon.

[Bluelola]

Wait, didn't I say something about mousy brown hair earlier? Score me!

[Bluelola]

Nauseous, you have a lovely figure. I've never had a waist that good, even before having kids.

[Nursey]

I almost hate to say it, but you guys look pretty suburban.
Yeah, well come and see us shaking it at Hooters. Then we'll see whose wild and uninhibited.

Hey, at least you chose a sheep. You know what they say about the sheep in Oregon.

Yes, it's a pseudo alternative sheep. Black - just like all the others.

[Nursey]

It's just one of those recursive phrases like "alleged suspect".

The synonym being authentic alternative.

[Bluelola]

Yeah, well come and see us shaking it at Hooters. Then we'll see whose wild and uninhibited.

Oh, your sense of irony is so biting.

[Bluelola]

The synonym being authentic alternative.

Alternative to what? "Alternative" doesn't mean anything by itself. Then you add "pseudo" in front of it and you have another fucking adjective with no fucking subject.

[Nursey]

The camera never lies! :)


...though i might on the odd occasion. ;)

[Bluelola]

I'm just going to give you the unearned benefit of the doubt and assume that your abuse of the word "synonym" was intended as sarcasm.

[Bluelola]

...though i might on the odd occasion. ;)

Hardly missable.

[Nursey]

I'm just going to give you the unearned benefit of the doubt and assume that your abuse of the word "synonym" was intended as sarcasm.

No, it was an accident. I meant antonym.

[Nursey]

Hardly missable.

I agree. Leave it to you to fall for it.

[Bluelola]

No, it was an accident. I meant antonym.

Oh good, that means you're not as dumb as you seem.

[Bluelola]

I agree. Leave it to you to fall for it.

Fall for what?

[Nursey]

Ughhhh.

[Nauseous]

Nauseous, you have a lovely figure. I've never had a waist that good, even before having kids.

Uh thanks...

Nursey, you should have made us look a little better. She's skinny and all, but also a little Boy Georgish. And you look like Little Debbie all grown up.

http://www.jeffersonburruss.com/blog/uploaded_images/debbie-758183.jpg

[Bluelola]

Uh thanks...

Nursey, you should have made us look a little better. She's skinny and all, but also a little Boy Georgish. And you look like Little Debbie all grown up.

http://www.jeffersonburruss.com/blog/uploaded_images/debbie-758183.jpg

Now now, no need for modesty!

[Nursey]

Uh thanks...

Nursey, you should have made us look a little better. She's skinny and all, but also a little Boy Georgish. And you look like Little Debbie all grown up.

Yeah, sorry about that. I was rifling through my hard drive for a couple of average suburban housewife types and found those wenches from the 'fivepaknh military invasion'. It was either that or pictures of Medicvet and Barry's wife.

[Bluelola]

I was hoping you just Googled "Suburbanite" but I was sadly disappointed.

[Nursey]

No, i have a folder of fugly forum poster's pics (past and present) almost as large as your jumbo clit pics folder, sad as that may be.

[Bluelola]

I keep my jumbo clit pics on my desktop, thankyouverymuch.

[Nursey]

You would. Are you involved with some sort of right-on, Pagan cunt worshipping wimmin's group that encourages you to glorify the female procreatory organ to an extreme degree?

[Bluelola]

OMG how did you guess?

[Nursey]

So the Jewish-feminist-intellectual reading group (also open to eager goyem 'Yiddabees') is real too? I fucking knew it.

[Ministersf]

It would look way cool if i used some of that UV glowing bleach on my pubes too.

They have that?