Strange.....

[Tori_Anus]

One night i went to a nightclub,and got spiked-rohypnol-and this is what i remember:suddenley,could not speak.the 2 guys(one scottish,the other irish)who were next to me at bar,suddenley ushered me out to a taxi,and took me to flat.there they undressed me,and put some folky-rock music on.my body was paralysed by this stage.next,they undressed-i knew what was coming,well i thought i did....but no,not exactly what i expected-the 2 guys ,instead of taking turns to try out my various orifices,proceeded to gently rub their puny bodies against me.i could smell patchouli oil of one of them-'Mark' i think the one called 'FunBobby' called him-and they rubbed up and down,but both had limp organs.next 'mark' seemed to be overcome with emotion,cried and next i had the hot wet sensation of urine as it dribbled all over my body.this seemed to cause 'bobby' to have identical reaction-cry,urinate.then they clung to me going "ohhhhh thankyou-we're sorry!"and were sobbing by this stage.They then put 'Hawkwind' on and seemed to be doing 'Reiki' on me (a 'New Age' 'healing' therapy)Then i was dressed,carried out to a nearby park and left there.When i regained mobility i discovered they had placed a flower in my hand and also found a ticket for 'Runrig'which had been placed in my coat pocket.It was a hideous disturbing experience,but did not press charges.

[Tori_Anus]

well,to say 'their puny bodies' is a little bit misleading,as they both had unusually soft,fat and rounded buttocks for males,especially 'mark'

[Tori_Anus]

So it is clear to you now...the reason i asked you NEVER to mention 'FunBobby' ?Anyway speak to you when you get back from your Granny's Tori

[Tori_Anus]

Aaah-and you are the 'wolf' -"oooh grandma-what big HANDS you have!" And now that you mention it-DONT MENTION H....Z!!!

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Mom?

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You da best he-bitch in my man stable.If I had two more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare.

[Icare]

Where IS Hollz?I see 'FunBobby' around the forum,but mark seems to be lying low.I would like to see them come and explain themselves to this poor girl that they have obviously caused such great distress to.

[Tori_Anus]

That's ok,Daddy,he wasn't to know...but thanks,guys for your concern.The thing is-this may sound strange,but i think i could have coped BETTER with the whole experience if they HAD shafted me left right and centre,but what actually DID happen left me far more warped and confused,you can not imagine.I still have a vivid image of that Celtic cross that H***z had tattoed on his shoulder,and the SMILES-as they jiggled and rubbed(just before the emotional breakdowns)-i,i cannot go on.........

[Tori_Anus]

That's ok,Daddy,he wasn't to know...but thanks,guys for your concern.The thing is-this may sound strange,but i think i could have coped BETTER with the whole experience if they HAD shafted me left right and centre,but what actually DID happen left me far more warped and confused,you can not imagine.I still have a vivid image of that Celtic cross that H***z had tattoed on his shoulder,and the SMILES-as they jiggled and rubbed(just before the emotional breakdowns)-i,i cannot go on.........

[imported_dirty_sanchez]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
:0)
omigod!!!! i'm showing the first signs of scotchbeef disease!!!!! *gulp*
:0) :0)


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[imported_dirty_sanchez]

what the hell is scotchbeef disease?

[Dwaine Scum]

i just wanted thisthread to be on-fire

[Icare]

Me too

[Dwaine Scum]

no ... Hey-zues... the mexican gardner..

Speaking of Mexicans, What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower? Unemployable...

[Psycho Bob]

i would like to point out that this thread made me laugh more than the others i have read today....god its good to be back with the interlectual elite

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[imported_dirty_sanchez]

will someone please tell me what the hell scotch beef disease is? is it roast beef?

[Fecal Leaker]

The term " scotch beef" sounds ridiculously GAY. Plus, just hearing the term makes me really fucking angry. If I wasn't so busy trying to get the peanuts out of my poop, I'D PROBABLY KILL THAT FUCKER

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I shit snacks

[imported_dirty_sanchez]

I hope you're not talking about me newbie

[Tori_Anus]

*GASP* ...that smell....it's...it's.....PATCHOULI!

[Fecal Leaker]

I was talking about Hollz and FuckedBobby and SB disease. AND DON'T CALL ME NEWBIE. You dirty cuntfaced shitlipped fuckhead

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Eat shit and live.....1000 flies can't be wrong

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icare:
Where IS Hollz?I see 'FunBobby' around the forum,but mark seems to be lying low.I would like to see them come and explain themselves to this poor girl that they have obviously caused such great distress to.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it seems hollz was skulking around, afraid to post... just waiting for IMC to leave...
looks like we'll have to put up with his inane innate UKniggerness for a month until IMC gets out (all saggy sphinctered)


hmmm... doesn't this (and other) thread(s) look a bit one sided after all my posts got deleted!!

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Word.

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I drew a blank.

[pimpchichi]

.... up to yo momma homie...

anyway.. i got to thinkin.. maybe hollz got that all user message IMC sent out on ICQ announcing his impending incarceration...

i feel better believing that... i get a bit of a chill thinking impotent boy was skulking on the sidelines reading all the posts ... afraid to come in for fear of a chewing out by IMC...
hehehe... nah.. thinking about it... both situations make me chuckle.. hehehe

[pimpchichi]

hmmm

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Once again: Why you bringing up old shit?

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Once again: Why you bringing up old shit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i'm not sure... something compels me ... i try to stop.. but suddenly i'll blink.. and there!! i've done it

[nickyboy]

I like to beat niggers up with twiglets

[pimpchichi]

i hate twiglets

[Dwaine Scum]

I hate niggers too.. I don't know what a twiglet is, but im pretty sure I hate them too

[GreenAppleSplatters]

I want to bring the thread back up that has the pic of timeforyumyums but methinks it got deleted....damnit. That shit was hilarious.

[nickyboy]

its a strain of frogbeef which only perverts and over weight people get simialr to a good kicking

[pimpchichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
I want to bring the thread back up that has the pic of timeforyumyums but methinks it got deleted....damnit. That shit was hilarious.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i posted the pic... and my first 900 posts got deleted ... remember

[timeforyumyums]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU...YOU SHIT HEAD ...AND FUCK YOU ...IM OUT. YOU ALL ARE LITTLE BASTARDS......

GAS has herpies....hahahahahahaha

okay thats enough of that! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

[GreenAppleSplatters]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by timeforyumyums:
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU...YOU SHIT HEAD ...AND FUCK YOU ...IM OUT. YOU ALL ARE LITTLE BASTARDS......

GAS has herpies....hahahahahahaha

okay thats enough of that! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's not herpies it's genital warts....pizza butt. Get your std's straight woman


Oh,and look what I found. (http://vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan/)

[ August 06, 2001: Message edited by: GreenAppleSplatters ]

[Wandering Porn Dealer]

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[ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]