Open Letter to Santa Claus...

[Dwaine Scum]

Dear Santa,
I have been really good this year (If you over look the firearms convictions, and the probation violations) so please give me a one way ticket to TiaJuana via a greyhound bus. The dear santa, please make many mexican prostitutes rub there breasts and vaginas on me while I drink mucho cervesa.. Bless you Santa Claus.

[Psycho Bob]

Dear Santa,
please could i have a new mummy ive just gone and broken the last one...i have also been a very good boy if you excuse the things that only me you and god know about *wink wink*

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

[Asmodeus]

Dear Santa,

How much for your list of naughty girls?

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Braise the Lord!

[Incestuous Necrophiliac]

Dear Santa,
People at work have been pissing me off again. Can I have 1000 gallons of formaldehyde and a new bonesaw?

your fiend,
necro

[Jew]

Yeah yeah, i'm jew, so what.

Dear santa, i hope you don't mind me asking you for a present. You don't mind, right?
what do you mean by that you fucking racist? oh yeah? and what will you say if i would have told you that I chopped you mother's clitoris and glued it to her head and now everytime i kick her head she has an orgasm? never mind, i want a nuclear warhead, so i could end the misery of all the dying societies, such as: KKK, 'cause their stupid, all the fuckheads who hates my people, and dunno, kill some skinheads punks and chainsaw damned arabs.

Your loving jewish dick owner, Jew.

[WonderfulWench]

Dear Santa,
Do you rember me? I came to see you last year, at Macy's. You told me that if I was really good and sat on your lap, so you could touch my who-who that you would bring me the Malibu Barbie. Well, I didn't get it so I told my daddy and he's really mad at you he said that you were a bad man cause he is supposed to be my first. So this year if I was you I wouldn't come to my house cause my daddy has a really big gun and know's how to use it.
Thank you,
The little girl in pig tails
A.K.A.
WonderfulWench

[The Desacrator]

Hey Santa , FUCK YOU YOU STUPID CUM-BUBBLE FROM THE ASS OF LEPER WHORE! I WANT MY TRAIN SET AND SOME LITTLE PEOPLE TO TIE DOWN TO THE TRACKS! YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! I really got a hankering for some venison.

[NoOpinion]

What the fuck did ol santi claus do to piss you people off so much?

[The Desacrator]

The nerve , the gall , to . . . EXIST! THAT, IS REASON ENOUGH TO HATE ANYONE AND EVERYTHING!***Nothing Sacred No one Spared***

[NoOpinion]

O ok.

[TURDCHOMPER]

Dear Santa,
please kill all he Jews.
Thank You.
TC

[DoinYerMom]

Hey LardSucker,
Next time you come squeeze yer fat shanker down my smoke hole, try not to knock all the shit off the mantle and drag ashes and crap all over the living room. And if i have to wake up to you butt-ramming my lab one more time, i'm going to see to it that my brother gets genital herpes so next time you go rimming the little prick you'll have a nice case of lip rash to spread amongst your sawed-off, ass-blasting elf herd.

Shitbag

[Six_Digit_Debt]

Dear Santa.

Get me a gun and a map to a bell tower.

All I want....yes...kill the fucking bastard monkeys....

I don't understand..I don't understand...I don't understand....I don't understand..I don't understand...I don't understand... I don't understand...

WHY?!?!?! Fucking pussies! Kill the bitches!!!

(By that, SDD meant that he really wanted to help the ethiopians in their ensuing struggle against hunger and disease)

Fucking dirty bastard fishes.

(I mean, bless them motherfucker.)

6-7

[Dwaine Scum]

hey ssd... thats accually a chairty cause Id give money to... "Bullets for Africa"

[Six_Digit_Debt]

For just 50 cents a day, you can help a lonely firing platoon find ethiopian virgins to rape, little black boys to molest, and screaming infants to bury alive in mass graves. Help these poor innocent soldiers readjust to real-life and send money to SDD's "Kill a Twig" fund today!

6-7
Think that'll work?

[NoOpinion]

In Spearfish, South Dakota, if three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

HA!

[NoOpinion]

Hey just a little fact i know some of you will find interesting. Legal age of consent in japan ......13
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[GreenAppleSplatters]

That must be nice.

All men want to fuck teenage girls.Why do you think they made an age minimum?

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I tell you what you need is a phatty bo batty blunt.And I'll garauntee you'll see the ocean,a sailboat,and maybe some of those big titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

[Incestuous Necrophiliac]

That's good to know, I'll be in Japan in two days...

[Anti-Thesis]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NoOpinion:
Hey just a little fact i know some of you will find interesting. Legal age of consent in japan ......13
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Legal age of consent in Canada is 14 (13 with thier parents permission) My friends stepbrother got charged with statuatory rape, and the judge dismissed the case because the girl was fifteen and wanted to have sex.

[Pervert]

Dear Santa,
I've been real good this year because I have cut down my masturbation from 15 times a day to 14.7. So please send me Harlan for Christmas because I'm really attracted to his tardness. His tardness really gets my juices flowing. And that's all I really want for Christmas other than another stainless steel vibrator and some KY for when I have some of that vaginal dryness... Thank you Santa Clause and may many small midget like Keebler elves stick their chocolate covered cockies in ur brownie maker.

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I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, kids(mainly Lil boys), arts and crafts, jump roping, masturbation, and the occasional porno(since I don't get none unless I force it)

[Dirty Sanchez]

Dear Santa,
Please give me a large swinging sack

[Piecraft the Terrible]

Dear Santa
Please run over Pervert's dick on your way to my chimney thanks man!

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Go to Hell!!!

[Dwaine Scum]

Umm piecraft, pervert is a 15 year old chick... it just proves that cyber nannny dosent work...

[NoOpinion]

Christmas is almost here, WOOFUCKANHOO.
Id best be gettin what i asked for. Im starting to wonder about that baby jesus buttplug, i mean i cant think of many better ways to spend a birthday than up some chicks ass. am i wrong?

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Who are you and how did you get in here? Im a locksmith. And, im a locksmith

[Piecraft the Terrible]

I Murder Children hey who said anything about her being a guy? She could well be a hemaprhodite, ya never know!

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Go to Hell!!!

[NoOpinion]

Im thinkin pretty soon youll move up to the next rung IMC and PD. What could possibly come after average slob? I dont think fugly anticipated anyone ever posting as much as the two of you do. I hope to one day join you as loyal members, Loved/hated by all humanity. Oh yah im saving my first retard post for something special, needless to say i have someone close to me who is severly handicapped and im gonna exploit the bitch for all he's worth. (not much)

[NoOpinion]

Dont hold your breath for those pics yet IMC,
But rest assured they will come.