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Nursey
05-14-2007, 02:52 PM
I'm concerned (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=9485.0) about Joe, Barry. He seems to be exhibiting the hallmarks of a dangerous, homicidal maniac. I mean tutors of that Virginia Tech killer were initially alerted to his psychological problems by his dark, unhinged writing...
I know that a lot of sick, twisted and/or perverted stuff gets posted on these forums, but there's a difference between the stuff most of us post here, which is intended to be black humour...and the stuff which Joe posts.
Let's take a look:
Sure would be nice to feel the warm blood of a gasping union thug flowing across my hands as I slit his throat and look all knowingly into his eyes reminding him to stay lucid till the end pondering his eternal stay in hell. Assuring him that it is virtually over now nothing left but a few short moments in time. The climax being that split second moment of realization in his eyes that resistance is futile and what I am saying is true.link (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=9531.0)
As i already mentioned in that thread, this post of Joe's is heavily steeped in powerful sexual undertones, which, due to their violently repressed nature find their relief in explicit domination and sadistic abuse scenarios littered with sexual innuendo. Those urges need to find an outlet somehow! And on top of that, the dominating nature will compensate for Joe's feelings of inadequacy and powerlessness. This is also the psychology of a paedophile's abuse and domination of children.
So, now that we have ascertained that Joe is a closet fag with feelings of self-revulsion that find their relief in violent, bloodthirsty fantasies which make him feel big, powerful, manly, let's take a look into the purely homicidal/sadist attributes of his character...
What the people should have done was invited the union workers into the house and killed them then pulled their car into the garage and stuffed the bodies into the trunks and then quietly dropped the cars 40 foor under water at a local abandoned rock quary.
Simple no more harassment. Fuck the scumbags they diserved worse but thats about all you can do.link (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=9403.msg146919#msg146919)
I mean, if this is what some of the inhabitants of the fledgling fascist state want to do to union members, imagine what they're doing to Iraqis! :-\
I say set a trap. I had my car stereo stolen once. You see to pull one of those out you need to reach around the back where you cannot see. Figured it might work to glue razor blades on the backside laced with strychnine crystals. Works for rats should also work for a thief. Besides I would like to see if it is really true about the muscle contractions in the face causing them to die with an eerie smile on their face.link (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=9403.msg146919#msg146919)
Hey Nursey when they were pulling that half lifeless fetus out of your cunt did it make you get all wet? link (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=8421.msg133860#msg133860)
Finally he has had enough its obvious that local media are inciting trouble in Iraq causing death and violence much to the orgasmic glee of the liberals hoping for chaos.
...[then]...
I say treat the inconsiderate bastards salivating in front of their cameras at the idea that they can effect more misery like Saddam would have. Give them a good ole acid bath to clean them up then if their still alive handcuff them to a pole in the middle of a court to bask in the sun. link (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=8378.msg133023#msg133023)
Your right killing him was a little to much. What he should have done is hit him with a tranquilizer gun drug him into the house and injected about 100cc of lysergic acid diethylamide into his juggler vein then locked him up in a small cell out in the woods somewhere and pumped the song “Puff the Magic Dragon” into his ears at 150 db for three days. Then untied him and released him at his house at 2am in the morning while dressed in an alien costume.
The kid would never be the same. Not dead but no longer a misfit either. Just a seriously retarded punk that swears to everyone he was abducted by aliens who previously abducted puff the magic dragon who by the way is a member of the alien space fleet.
Problem solved and done so in a humane manner.
I proposed an alternative in my last post that seems like a middle ground approach.
A chemical lobotomy would free the old man of dealing with his hassle and leave his parents to deal with him as an invalid for the rest of his life. Hell that’s poetic justice. 15 year olds with parents that neglect to whip their ass (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=7881.msg123234#msg123234)
Goebbel's Logic[/b]"]So here you go next time the street is filled with these filthy ignorant little fuckers. Fly a crop-duster over then and douse them all with Hydrochloric acid. Then you’re done, no problems any more.link (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=8571.msg141342#msg141342)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/225px-478-animate.gif
Herr Joe-seph Goebbels is practically rearing at the bit to volunteer his 'pest control' services! Yet nobody ever says what a 'sick, depraved individual' he is or anything? Where is all of the outrage and revulsion that Mr.holier-than-thou Barry is quick to pile on people for far less? Maybe because Joe's a right-wing American. ;)
Nursey
05-14-2007, 06:43 PM
Yeah Smiles but if you honestly look at what I'm saying. I don't think I am throwing rocks. Regardless of whatever past discussions. I see Nursey beating this dead horse and getting nowhere but yet even more delusional. I'm concerned.
link (http://www.fuglyforums.com/index.php?topic=9485.0)[/quote]
Joe is concerned you might be a homicidal maniac if you are opposed to the Bush Administration!? Yet looking at Cho's 'power pathology' is reminsicent of none other than...Joe.
A Virginia Tech professor said Cho's work in creative-writing class was so disturbing that he had been referred to the school's counseling service.
Asserting a life and death power over others (power pathology) may have been part of Cho’s resolution to a chaotic inner mental life that churned with suspicion and violent content. This drive for power was directed to control the life and death on some of his fellow students. He obtained the guns. He asserted power by pulling the triggers.
"People with power pathologies orient their lives around gaining a sense of absolute power and control over the lives of others. They commonly intend to instill fear.
Some interesting facts on serial killers:
Their crimes are committed as a result of a compulsion that, in many but not all cases, has roots in the killer's (often dysfunctional) youth, as opposed to those who are motivated by financial gain (e.g., contract killers) or ideological/political motivations (e.g., terrorism, democide). Many times this compulsion is linked to the individual's sexual drive. link (http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Serial_killer)
Here's the sexual compulsion i was outlining earlier:
Serial killers are specifically motivated by a variety of psychological urges, primarily power and sexual compulsion. They often have feelings of inadequacy and worthlessness, sometimes owing to humiliation and abuse in childhood or the pressures of poverty and low socioeconomic status in adulthood, and their crimes compensate for this and provide a sense of potency and often social revenge, by giving them a feeling of power, both at the time of the actual killing and also afterwards for power-control killers.
Serial killers frequently have extreme sadistic urges. Ones who lack the ability to empathize with the suffering of others are frequently called psychopathic or sociopathic, terms which have been renamed among professional psychologists as antisocial personality disorder. Some serial killers engage in lust and torture murder, loosely defined terms involving, respectively, mutilation for sexual pleasure and killing victims slowly over a prolonged period of time.
The element of fantasy in serial killer's development cannot be overemphasized. They often begin fantasizing about murder during or even before adolescence. Their fantasy lives are very rich and they daydream compulsively about domination, submission and murder, usually with very specific elements to the fantasy that will eventually be apparent in their real crimes. Others enjoy reading stories of sadism, packed with rape, torture and murder.
Regarding motives, they can be placed into five different categories, although there may be some serial killers that seem to have characteristics of more than one type.
Joe would fall into two categories - 'mission oriented' and 'power/control'
Mission oriented
These serial killers believe that their acts are justified on the basis that they are getting rid of a certain type of people (often prostitutes or members of a certain ethnic group).
Power/control
This is the most common serial killer. Their main objective for killing is to gain and exert power over their victim. Such killers are sometimes abused as children, which means they feel incredibly powerless and inadequate, and often they indulge in rituals that are linked, often very specifically, to forms of abuse they suffered themselves.
[...]
Many power/control-motivated killers sexually abuse their victims, but they differ from hedonistic killers in that rape is not motivated by lust but as simply another form of dominating the victim.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_killer
phatboy
05-14-2007, 10:55 PM
So apparently she didnt get the rise out of joe she was expecting so she has reply posted her own post.
HA HA HA HA HA
;)
Nursey
05-14-2007, 11:23 PM
I forgive you for being such a sucky toad, phatty. If i didn't have the Atlantic seperating us, i'd probably be saying nice things about him too.
Joeslogic
05-14-2007, 11:43 PM
Hey Nursey :-*
phatboy
05-15-2007, 08:50 AM
I forgive you for being such a sucky toad, phatty. If i didn't have the Atlantic seperating us, i'd probably be saying nice things about him too.
That was the lamest post EVAR!
Dont worry, I feel good knowing that if any of your facist islamic radical buddies try to pull a Jihad over here they will meet guys like joe, and the Maj, and Barry, and Dwaine, and even Grim. And if that doesnt work I am sure headee will sleep with them all and give them a STD Jihad! :-X
Nursey
05-15-2007, 10:24 AM
That was the lamest post EVAR!
As well as being innaccurate (i would have posted the supporting evidence whether Joe had replied or not), the post i was replying to wasn't exactly very inspirational. But then neither are Oprah shows or crushed Coke cans, which nicely sums ups your mentality.
Dont worry, I feel good knowing that if any of your facist islamic radical buddies try to pull a Jihad over here
Why are you telling me not to 'worry'? I know that isn't going to happen anyway, and even if it was, you believe i'd support it, so it still doesn't make any sense!? I think it's is you that is worried about it happening. Because you are a dumb, propaganda-swilling (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-600397827976179049) asshole. :D
... they will meet guys like joe, and the Maj, and Barry, and Dwaine, and even Grim.
;D
Rallying the troops for some backup, phatso?
Right. Let's pretend, for the sake of argument, i have some 'fascist Islamic radical buddies' (though i've yet to encounter any despite living in a city with a substantial muslim population)...then what? You'll watch Joe http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/yeahdude.gif act out his homoerotic, power pathology torture scene while being a toady, jeering jerkoff? It's hardly something to be proud of.
Nursey
05-15-2007, 10:50 AM
Hey Nursey :-*
Hey! sicko pervy faggot. :-\
phatboy
05-15-2007, 11:45 AM
You know, you sure do a lot of name calling for someone who defines everything by using sexual terms and phrases, is pimp not treating you right? Has the weed left him impotent? I'm not rallying the troops. I dont have to. Of course I can see where your America hating self would like to think so. And yeah, I know, Im fat, you caught me. I guess thats one of the benefits of living in America. FOOD. Yummy yummy food.
Pecan Pie, Collard Greens, Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatos, "Freedom Fries" you name it, you can get it 24 hours a day. And wash it all down with a diet coke.
Then pay dan lots of money to keep you alive.
I guess you dont see many fat tweakers huh? Explains a lot.
Nursey
05-15-2007, 01:59 PM
You know, you sure do a lot of name calling for someone who defines everything by using sexual terms and phrases
Some things just have to be said. It's ok though - i said 3 Hail Mary's - one for each bad word i used in this thread.
I'm not rallying the troops. I dont have to. Of course I can see where your America hating self would like to think so.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Talk about lame! Maybe if you say 'America hating' in a thread Joe, Barry and Michelle will come to your rescue. :D
And yeah, I know, Im fat, you caught me. I guess thats one of the benefits of living in America. FOOD. Yummy yummy food.
Pecan Pie, Collard Greens, Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatos, "Freedom Fries" you name it, you can get it 24 hours a day. And wash it all down with a diet coke.
I had no idea calling you 'phatso' would strike a nerve. But now i'm aware that i'm communicating with some sort of puffy, cellulite dimpled, cheesey smelling dough boy, i'll try to be more sensitive.
I guess you dont see many fat tweakers huh? Explains a lot.
I don't see any 'tweakers' at all, as a matter of fact. Ever. Maybe it's because we don't have 'trailer parks' in the U.K.?
phatboy
05-15-2007, 02:38 PM
So is this where you and Pimp hookup after smoking your crank????
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/phatboy30906/UKTrailerPark.jpg
Or do you guys 'retire' here for the evening? I guess by limiting the number of windows in your 'house' you arent as paranoid watching the BBC?
The only nerve of mine you could get on would be the 'who is this annoying transgender toothpick from the UK' nerve.
Dont worry, they dont think you are on meth.....they know....
pimpchichi
05-15-2007, 05:43 PM
crank ??? london ???
phatboy
05-15-2007, 06:03 PM
crank ??? london ???
Crank, you know like sometimes you suck on 'her' crank, and sometimes she sucks on yours. London as in the UK, like 'there arent any trailer parks in the UK'.......
Nursey
05-15-2007, 06:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/jm.gif
That looks like it would be an ideal little retreat for Joe, perfect for when he needs to get 'away from it all' for a few days. Maybe parked close to a boy scout camp in the woods so he doesn't feel frightened being in there all alone.
pimpchichi
05-15-2007, 06:45 PM
crank ??? london ???
Crank, you know like sometimes you suck on 'her' crank, and sometimes she sucks on yours. London as in the UK, like 'there arent any trailer parks in the UK'.......
crank=nipple ??? smoking nipples ??? is that an american fetish? you make no sense phat.. tho i suppose it explains the 'tweaker' part
and are you calling me a gypsy? the only people i ever see actually living in caravans/'trailers' are "fucking pikeys".. though i do know some people who own caravans/'trailers' that they holiday in
Joeslogic
05-16-2007, 01:08 AM
What a load of crap Phat I saw your pic with the coach hell you were not fat in that pic. So unless you have gained 20 or 40 since then I would not worry about it fuckem. It looks like you got Mr.G's panties in a wad though. He is all over trying to cover his tracks about nursing on a pre-operative transgender crank. I think he may be a closet homo and his blokes are not onto the fact that that the chick they think he is tagging is a dude.
phatboy
05-16-2007, 08:51 AM
crank ??? london ???
Crank, you know like sometimes you suck on 'her' crank, and sometimes she sucks on yours. London as in the UK, like 'there arent any trailer parks in the UK'.......
crank=nipple ??? smoking nipples ??? is that an american fetish? you make no sense phat.. tho i suppose it explains the 'tweaker' part
and are you calling me a gypsy? the only people i ever see actually living in caravans/'trailers' are "fucking pikeys".. though i do know some people who own caravans/'trailers' that they holiday in
Okay, I guess I need to break it down for the slow folks. That shriveled little thing in your pants, that looks kinda lika a baby shrimp, thats a crank. Or crank is the street word for meth, which I know you know, but I like you clever guise to act like you dont. It's okay we wont tell.
No, Im not calling you a gypsy, however I would be making an inference to your sexuality and the fact that you and your 'life partner' live in a non-mobile trailer. Or 'flat' if you look at the tires.
Not sure how you got nipples out of crank, though I guess trying to deflect the fact that your womans unit is larger than yours explains a lot.
The PIKEY thing sounds pretty funny, is that what you call gypsies in the uk?
Nursey
05-16-2007, 08:59 AM
What a load of crap Phat I saw your pic with the coach hell you were not fat in that pic. So unless you have gained 20 or 40 since then I would not worry about it fuckem.
You see Phat? You've nothing to worry about. Joe's been admiring your pictures, and he thinks you're fit! :)
It looks like you got Mr.G's panties in a wad though. He is all over trying to cover his tracks about nursing on a pre-operative transgender crank. I think he may be a closet homo and his blokes are not onto the fact that that the chick they think he is tagging is a dude.
You sound excited Joe! Who is this 'Mr. G' who's got you worked into a froth? Is he one of these guys you fantasise about looking into the eyes of before climax?
phatboy
05-16-2007, 09:07 AM
You see Phat? You've nothing to worry about.
Trust me, the last thing I have to worry about is a gender confused anorexic tweaker from across the pond thinking I'm fat. :'(
Nursey
05-16-2007, 10:27 AM
Okay, I guess I need to break it down for the slow folks.
Are we going to need a coke can for this? :-\
That shriveled little thing in your pants, that looks kinda lika a baby shrimp, thats a crank.
Sorry, but neither Pimp or i have anything that matches that description in our pants. But now my mental image of you has just taken on a hideous new dimension. Maybe the low testosterone levels caused by your excess weight are responsible for the shrinkage and can be remedied by paying Dr. Dan lots of money?
Or crank is the street word for meth, which I know you know, but I like you clever guise to act like you dont. It's okay we wont tell.
Never tried it. Never even seen it. Unsurprising really considering it's only been manufactured in the U.K. for about a year and a half (http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,2763,1642885,00.html).
No, Im not calling you a gypsy, however I would be making an inference to your sexuality and the fact that you and your 'life partner' live in a non-mobile trailer. Or 'flat' if you look at the tires.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/deadhorse.gif
Always a sign of desperation when the 'transgender Nursey' dead horse gets dragged out for a beating. ;)
Not sure how you got nipples out of crank, though I guess trying to deflect the fact that your womans unit is larger than yours explains a lot.
Wo-MAN. Pure genius. 8)
But anyway, i'm sure that even if Pimp was cursed with the panty-shrimp of a bloated doughboy, his genitals would be larger than mine, so no need to feel quite so threatened in that department, phatteh!
Nursey
05-16-2007, 10:36 AM
You see Phat? You've nothing to worry about.
Trust me, the last thing I have to worry about is a gender confused anorexic tweaker from across the pond thinking I'm fat. :'(
Except it was you who brought the whole subject about being fat up in the first place!? Perhaps your increasingly female hormonal levels have made you a bit oversensitised or something. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/icon_neutral.gif
phatboy
05-16-2007, 11:16 AM
You see Phat? You've nothing to worry about.
Trust me, the last thing I have to worry about is a gender confused anorexic tweaker from across the pond thinking I'm fat. :'(
Except it was you who brought the whole subject about being fat up in the first place!? Perhaps your increasingly female hormonal levels have made you a bit oversensitised or something. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/icon_neutral.gif
You really need to quit watching the 'view' and come up with something partially funny, and original.
You seem to be upset, that even with the hormone replacement therapy you still look like a 14 year old viatnamese boy. Its okay, with the right doctor, and a lot of money, you will look more like a 'female'. I wouldnt say a hot one, or even a decent one, but you will sureley look like a 14 year old viatnamese boy with boobs.
phatboy
05-16-2007, 11:26 AM
But anyway, i'm sure that even if Pimp was cursed with the panty-shrimp of a bloated doughboy, his genitals would be larger than mine,
So his unit is bigger than yours? Cool. I guess now I have to give him more credit. Or is that post-op?
pimpchichi
05-16-2007, 11:38 AM
well nursey has addressed the unfounded sexuality and meth crap
No, Im not calling you a gypsy, however I would be making an inference to your sexuality and the fact that you and your 'life partner' live in a non-mobile trailer. Or 'flat' if you look at the tires.
well as nursey has already said.. trailer parks are an american phenomenon as far as either her or i know.. and i live in a house.. she does live in a flat though, but you americans would call it a condominium.
the only people i have ever seen living in trailers (as opposed to holidaying in them) are gypsies
The PIKEY thing sounds pretty funny, is that what you call gypsies in the uk?
never seen the film 'snatch' then
You really need to quit watching the 'view' and come up with something partially funny, and original.
wow.. irony!!..
but seriously though.. why can't you come up with something that has at least a grain of truth in it
Nursey
05-16-2007, 12:04 PM
You really need to quit watching the 'view' and come up with something partially funny, and original.
Well SORRY! How was i to know you've already had people tell you your genital shrinkage is the result of the decreased testosterone levels associated with your weight problem?
You seem to be upset, that even with the hormone replacement therapy...
So you thought it would be witty and original to mention my hormone levels? Interesting. ::)
...you still look like a 14 year old viatnamese boy. Its okay, with the right doctor, and a lot of money, you will look more like a 'female'. I wouldnt say a hot one, or even a decent one, but you will sureley look like a 14 year old viatnamese boy with boobs.
http://www.sfms.edu.sg/pe/images/achievements/chess.gif
Vietnamese!? :D Do you just tack any old nonsensical crap onto the recycled insults of others' to make it appear original?
Nursey
05-16-2007, 12:13 PM
So his unit is bigger than yours? Cool. I guess now I have to give him more credit. Or is that post-op?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/deadhorse.gif
YA! Take THAT horsey! Again and again and again!
Joeslogic
05-16-2007, 12:54 PM
You sound excited Joe! Who is this 'Mr. G' who's got you worked into a froth? Is he one of these guys you fantasise about looking into the eyes of before climax?
Mr.G = Mr. Generic or Mr. No-name Maybe that would be easier "MNN" or "Mr. No Name" the one who is scared to post a name. Or maybe it is just this little guy.
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/09.08.04/gifs/prince-0437.jpg
pimpchichi
05-16-2007, 01:08 PM
you've been at this forum long enough to know the name i go by?.. i changed the display name for some stupid reason and haven't bothered changing it back.. but surely your memory isn't that bad that you need my name changed back to jog it?
Nursey
05-16-2007, 02:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/phatso.jpg
You call that a 'baby shrimp', phat? Looks more like a barnacle. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/icon_neutral.gif
phatboy
05-16-2007, 02:11 PM
:D
Leave it to you...... :D
Nursey
05-16-2007, 02:28 PM
:D
Leave it to you...... :D
Uncanny, eh? ;)
MAJ Havoc
05-16-2007, 03:01 PM
That hairy chick has quite the engorged clitoris, no?
phatboy
05-16-2007, 03:44 PM
I'm sorry, when I saw that Vault Red Blitz (R) almost shot out of my nose.....
Nursey
05-16-2007, 06:13 PM
I'm sorry, when I saw that Vault Red Blitz (R) almost shot out of my nose.....
I was curious as to why Phatboy was so specific here. So i did some investigating...
VAULT RED BLITZ is a powerful new addition to the VAULT hybrid energy soda line that DRINKS LIKE A SODA, KICKS LIKE AN ENERGY DRINK™. Available in March 2007, Berry injected VAULT RED BLITZ is for guys with a Get To It™ mentality. link (http://www.vaultkicks.org/about_redblitz.php)
This is the advertising slant for the drink that has drawn phatty, the jargon appealing to his desired self-image. He is using his fondness for a sugary caffeine drink supposedly drunk by dynamic, fit men to compensate for having given us all the impression that he is a puffy, effeminate suet dumpling.
Nursey
05-16-2007, 06:39 PM
...the one who is scared to post a name.
...says the one who is scared to post a picture.
phatboy
05-16-2007, 08:15 PM
Uh, actually the red blitz was new this morning. The place I stop and get coffee at in the morning on the way to work has the Vault sodas on sale 2 for 1.00, I usually get the green, but today I got a green and a red. Just to mix it up.
So I had the red cause I am cheap, and like getting 2 20oz sodas for 1.00 instead of just getting one for 1.39.
:( sorry it wasnt for its wicked power boost. Or the way I feel manly drinking a red soda.
Nursey
05-16-2007, 10:45 PM
Uh, actually the red blitz was new this morning. The place I stop and get coffee at in the morning on the way to work has the Vault sodas on sale 2 for 1.00, I usually get the green, but today I got a green and a red. Just to mix it up.
So I had the red cause I am cheap, and like getting 2 20oz sodas for 1.00 instead of just getting one for 1.39.
:( sorry it wasnt for its wicked power boost. Or the way I feel manly drinking a red soda.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........oops.....so where were we again? Yes...so Barry? Your professional prognosis on Joe's mental condition...when you are ready? :)
MAJ Havoc
05-17-2007, 09:31 AM
Barry's still recovering from his Flogging Molly show excursion. I thought we'd have an account of that by now.
Nursey
05-17-2007, 11:16 AM
Ahaa! So that'll be why he's being so lecherous to Impy in another thread. He's probably finding it too awkward to browse the forums for long with the permanent erection he's had since the concert.
MAJ Havoc
05-17-2007, 11:45 AM
Nah. It's never bothered me ;)
Nursey
05-17-2007, 01:15 PM
Nah. It's never bothered me ;)
Yeah but you're used to it. Barry's trouser button probably hasn't felt this rigid since his wedding night!
improtected
05-17-2007, 03:39 PM
??? what the hell are u2 rambling about now?
here i've been minding my own business, working like hell, traveling to desolate lands and enjoying my xanax and you had to go and invoke my precious name..
Joeslogic
05-17-2007, 05:33 PM
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n212/Joeslogic/pimp.jpg
pimpchichi
05-17-2007, 07:30 PM
OOH!! so is this cho'slogic finally provoked into posting a picture of himself??
i see he's picked out his flirty pouty semi-naked 'just out the shower' pic!!.. SACKSAYY!!!
i must say he's younger than he sounds!?!?!.. conceivably 'lobastido' age?!
ps.. i love you nursey!!.. i'm loathe to post in case my lameness ruins your edge!
excuses excuses
ucicare
05-17-2007, 09:12 PM
Barry's still recovering from his Flogging Molly show excursion. I thought we'd have an account of that by now.
There was a little jet lag....
So here goes the story.
I went to my daughters graduation like a good and beaten down house dog. Lucky me, they took the girls first, and my daughter got her diploma before 8:00PM. I had long given up on actually using my tickets, but on a whim I called the House of Blues to find out what time FM would take the stage. As luck would have it, there was three opening acts, and FM was not expected on the stage before 10:30PM. I decide to make the ride, alone or course, since Bugs doesn't understand the idea of spontaneous.
I hit 1-10W and put the cruise control on 80. Called Major Havoc just so somebody would know that I was doing something out of character. Hit New Orleans at 10:20, and got inside the House of Blues just as Flogging Molly took the stage. Here is what I learned...
1. "Standing room only" means exactly that. I squeezed into the back door, worked my way into the crowd, and was engulfed.
2. I wore semi dress clothes, did not have a tattoo or piercing, was not shaved bald or mohawked, was not drunk or high, and was not wearing chains, boots, or an alpine hat. Obviously I screamed "narc" or "cop" and they all made a little room for me. I was strangely ignored when the joints were passing by.
3. It was interesting to note that the entire building moved when everybody was jumping and slamming into each other. Like a small earthquake.
4. Flogging Molly was more than awesome. They sang "if ever I leave this world alive" near the end, and I actually got tears in my eyes.
5. I learned that it is considered impolite to order anthing other than Guinness Beer at an FM concert. I didn't actually order anything, but that was all I saw everybody drinking so it must be a rule.
6. I learned that a full can of Guiness can squirt all the way from the stage to the balcony. A side note to this is that I learned not to were nice clothes to a FM concert.
Anyway, it was a cool experience. The amount of energy the band expends is unbelievable. They were pretty good with vocals and all too, you could actually understand what they were singing.
The ride home was the rough part. I took a wrong turn and ended up North of New Orleans, and lost and hour. I blame it on the contact high. I did pulled off into a truck stop at 2:00AM and slept for an hour. I woke up with a horribly pitiful woman banging on my window asking for a ride. I got home at 4:00AM, and was at work the next day before 9:00AM.
So that is how I lost my rock concert virginity. I feel like a man now.
Joeslogic
05-17-2007, 10:53 PM
The ride home was the rough part. I took a wrong turn and ended up North of New Orleans, and lost and hour. I blame it on the contact high. I did pulled off into a truck stop at 2:00AM and slept for an hour. I woke up with a horribly pitiful woman banging on my window asking for a ride. I got home at 4:00AM, and was at work the next day before 9:00AM.
So that is how I lost my rock concert virginity. I feel like a man now.
Yeah the truckers call them lot lizzards. I hope the two hours lost between 2 and 4 am and the roughly one hour ride, And the Lost Virginity comment.... nah coulddn't be never mind
ucicare
05-17-2007, 11:06 PM
The ride home was the rough part. I took a wrong turn and ended up North of New Orleans, and lost and hour. I blame it on the contact high. I did pulled off into a truck stop at 2:00AM and slept for an hour. I woke up with a horribly pitiful woman banging on my window asking for a ride. I got home at 4:00AM, and was at work the next day before 9:00AM.
So that is how I lost my rock concert virginity. I feel like a man now.
Yeah the truckers call them lot lizzards. I hope the two hours lost between 2 and 4 am and the roughly one hour ride, And the Lost Virginity comment.... nah coulddn't be never mind
I had never been to a concert before. I went to hear Kenny Rodgers and the Oak Ridge Boys once, and I saw one of the American Idol tours, but never a real rock show.
Call me sheltered.
Oh, and the lot lizard knew Dwaine, so, no way.
Nursey
05-17-2007, 11:26 PM
So daintily sidestepped, Barry! But then, what more is there to say? I've pretty much said it all already.
ucicare
05-17-2007, 11:34 PM
[quote=phatboy ]
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........oops.....so where were we again? Yes...so Barry? Your professional prognosis on Joe's mental condition...when you are ready? :)
Are you talking about this? So I missed it, not sidestepped it.
My opinion - Joe is a nutcase, and you are too.
The difference is that Joe knows it, accepts it, and tries to do something about it.
So there. :-*
Joeslogic
05-17-2007, 11:41 PM
The whole world is freakin crazy man!!!!
Nursey
05-17-2007, 11:59 PM
My opinion - Joe is a nutcase, and you are too.
Yes, we're all nutcases blah etc. But it's Joe's frequent displays of intense, homicidal, blood lust expressed in lavish detail i think is what i'm getting at here, maybe?
Nursey
05-18-2007, 12:19 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/slojoe.jpg
Extremely butt-fuckable, i must say!
Michelle
05-18-2007, 01:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/slojoe.jpg
I'm pretty sure that is just a stock photo of "little joe" from Bonanza.
http://bonanza1.com/album/album01/castsiga.sized.jpg
http://www.bonanzaworld.net/forums/image.php?u=2340&dateline=1168911091
http://bonanza1.com/album/Joe/069_G.sized.jpg
Michelle
05-18-2007, 01:16 AM
;D
ucicare
05-18-2007, 08:12 AM
My opinion - Joe is a nutcase, and you are too.
Yes, we're all nutcases blah etc. But it's Joe's frequent displays of intense, homicidal, blood lust expressed in lavish detail i think is what i'm getting at here, maybe?
He needs to stop smoking meth on top of the Adderral.
Nursey
05-22-2007, 09:32 AM
Nice compromise, Barry. But then, all's well that ends well.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/th_8192c2b9.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/?action=view¤t=8192c2b9.pbr)
MAJ Havoc
05-22-2007, 10:07 AM
Great flick.
ucicare
05-22-2007, 10:30 AM
You are a nasty girl Nursey.
Nasty.
pimpchichi
05-22-2007, 12:30 PM
aww.. that was really moving.. i really felt for your dilemma barry.. and the pain you felt by following your heart...
beautiful filmistry
Michelle
05-22-2007, 11:00 PM
aww.. that was really moving.. i really felt for your dilemma barry.. and the pain you felt by following your heart...
beautiful filmistry
Yeah. I shed a tear even though I don't like the big fat ass flamer.
Nursey
05-25-2007, 12:46 AM
You are a nasty girl Nursey.
Nasty.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/smokin-1.gif
ucicare
05-25-2007, 05:26 PM
You are a nasty girl Nursey.
Nasty.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/smokin-1.gif
And disturbingly proud of it.
is it wrong to be turned on by that?
Dwaine Scum
05-26-2007, 07:45 PM
Nice compromise, Barry. But then, all's well that ends well.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/th_8192c2b9.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/?action=view¤t=8192c2b9.pbr)
bwahahaha I love how you put the couch fuckers in the movie... bravo!!!
Nursey
05-27-2007, 03:51 PM
bwahahaha I love how you put the couch fuckers in the movie... bravo!!!
;D
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