Dan Dan the Butt Man

[bugs]

Ode to the Proctocologist.

Doctor Dan finished at the top of his class.
Now he cradles your nuts while he looks up ass.
He gets two opinions on your prostrate exam
One with his winky and the other with his hand.

He tells everybody that he's a brain surgeon
But he buys KY jelly and gloves by the dozen.
Truly he's a master of colons and sphincters
and people hardly notice that he sniffs his fingers.

[Michelle]

Ode to the Proctocologist.

Doctor Dan finished at the top of his class.
Now he cradles your nuts while he looks up ass.
He gets two opinions on your prostrate exam
One with his winky and the other with his hand.

He tells everybody that he's a brain surgeon
But he buys KY jelly and gloves by the dozen.
Truly he's a master of colons and sphincters
and people hardly notice that he sniffs his fingers.





If I was a proctologist I would have to be paid double to even look at your fat ass.

[ucicare]

Ode to the Proctocologist.

Doctor Dan finished at the top of his class.
Now he cradles your nuts while he looks up ass.
He gets two opinions on your prostrate exam
One with his winky and the other with his hand.

He tells everybody that he's a brain surgeon
But he buys KY jelly and gloves by the dozen.
Truly he's a master of colons and sphincters
and people hardly notice that he sniffs his fingers.





If I was a proctologist I would have to be paid double to even look at your fat ass.


She rhymed Sphincter and Finger.

Hahahahahaha

[phatboy]

Is it any coincidence that Kentucky and KY Jelly have the same initials????

She said 'sniffs his finger' so is that kind of like the old under the nose swipe after playing with a 'chocha' (my spanish spelling is really bad but you get the jest of it)

[ucicare]

Is it any coincidence that Kentucky and KY Jelly have the same initials????



;D

[Joeslogic]

you mean this one Dan?

[phatboy]

Joe, are you being mean to dan again?

::)

[Michelle]

Anyway, technically there is no such thing as a proctologist anymore. They are colorectal surgeons and they make over 350,000 dollars a year. So I'm sure any one of you dumbasses would jump at the chance to become one outside becoming rich through powerball and your ticket to ghettofabulous.

[Michelle]

220,000 is enough for me. I don't need no smelly asses.

Specialty All Physicians Starting Eastern Western Southern Northern
Allergy and Immunology $227,080 $180,520 $230,500 $236,846 $182,074 $208,000
Anesthesiology $337,654 $279,922 $297,088 $339,359 $311,600 $342,610
Cardiac & Thoracic Surgery $470,000 $347,573 $449,800 $478,997 $355,569 $539,999
Cardiology $363,081 $268,286 $277,503 $368,633 $397,500 $374,494
Colon & Rectal Surgery $366,687 $288,933 $325,000 $344,940 **** $368,991
Critical Care Medicine $234,503 $209,850 $271,587 $339,875 **** $243,935
Dermatology $306,935 $238,103 $253,125 $315,516 $330,727 $280,979
Diagnostic Radiology - Interventional $424,992 $388,318 $366,400 $419,083 $505,321 $424,992
Diagnostic Radiology - Non-Interventional $400,000 $340,000 $349,575 $404,877 $384,960 $415,753
Emergency Care $248,721 $213,326 $205,313 $258,567 $215,066 $248,412
Endocrinology $194,243 $159,705 $172,748 $207,519 $181,800 $206,253
Family Medicine $178,366 $143,359 $151,043 $189,204 $180,014 $173,190
Family Medicine - with Obstetrics $186,451 $149,449 $156,164 $173,950 $159,013 $197,135
Gastroenterology $344,200 $283,842 $289,414 $356,771 $333,564 $329,495
General Surgery $310,736 $241,005 $269,635 $308,095 $303,073 $341,400
Geriatrics $162,541 $135,322 $159,000 $186,759 $150,000 $163,979
Gynecological Oncology $356,756 $284,540 $337,747 $378,893 **** $365,000
Gynecology $224,134 $178,391 $227,294 $221,000 $214,323 $224,632
Gynecology & Obstetrics $271,273 $220,635 $240,968 $274,102 $266,467 $282,679
Hematology & Medical Oncology $263,284 $215,163 $235,419 $286,699 $256,132 $261,501
Hospitalist $189,677 $163,917 $166,997 $198,718 $202,355 $180,066
Hypertension & Nephrology $229,992 $195,640 $187,616 $256,648 $238,923 $219,992
Infectious Disease $194,750 $160,713 $166,803 $214,665 $171,679 $196,950
Intensivist $245,293 $224,733 **** $245,254 **** ****
Internal Medicine $183,840 $149,567 $172,070 $193,406 $181,870 $174,572
Neonatology $246,872 **** **** **** **** ****
Neurological Surgery $476,260 $360,110 $423,950 $562,521 $475,274 $476,480
Neurology $211,995 $172,264 $189,549 $232,782 $195,685 $211,995
Nuclear Medicine (M.D. only) $300,000 $225,975 **** $304,128 **** $300,000
Obstetrics $251,787 $196,797 $238,940 $260,615 $269,028 $254,402
Occupational/Environmental Medicine $202,063 $173,197 **** $203,495 **** $201,622
Ophthalmology $281,112 $220,001 $234,500 $279,981 $261,188 $312,741
Oral Surgery $317,634 $229,370 **** **** $308,300 $343,497
Orthopedic Surgery $409,518 $331,156 $365,266 $418,641 $364,757 $412,003
Orthopedic-Medical $262,170 $145,860 **** **** $239,733 $261,085
Orthopedic Surgery - Joint Replacement $476,446 $407,037 **** $524,306 **** $458,740
Orthopedic Surgery - Hand $387,626 $316,500 $375,000 $350,002 **** $403,376
Orthopedic Surg.-Pediatrics $355,758 $302,246 **** **** **** ****
Orthopedic Surgery - Spine $554,054 $395,524 **** $557,630 **** $582,215
Otolaryngology $315,000 $248,948 $271,699 $318,330 $314,643 $324,835
Pathology (M.D. only) $274,792 $212,351 $236,192 $288,120 $249,634 $284,315
Pediatric Allergy $163,338 $143,543 **** **** **** ****
Pediatric Cardiology $231,754 $184,941 $194,915 $277,853 $222,132 $238,992
Pediatric Endocrinology $180,153 $155,341 **** $200,831 **** $170,758
Pediatric Gastroenterology $216,000 $168,238 $197,341 $236,859 $170,503 $238,992
Pediatric Hematology/Oncology $200,260 $165,955 **** $244,909 $192,786 $190,199
Pediatric Intensive Care $201,901 $158,240 $197,991 **** $168,600 $202,500
Pediatric Nephrology $178,181 $149,706 **** **** **** ****
Pediatric Neurology $197,282 $174,804 **** $211,281 **** $198,782
Pediatric Pulmonary Disease $175,440 $146,439 **** **** **** ****
Pediatric Surgery $322,969 $249,061 **** **** $248,577 ****
Pediatrics & Adolescent $182,186 $148,529 $174,541 $188,766 $181,612 $170,974
Pediatric Infectious Disease $179,919 $135,419 **** $228,326 **** $169,227
Perinatology $341,933 $298,347 **** $348,280 **** $338,995
Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation $207,004 $167,593 $188,889 $213,624 $200,877 $207,004
Plastic & Reconstruction $345,000 $274,476 $279,505 $361,982 $344,215 $384,255
Psychiatry $186,786 $153,415 $161,717 $212,760 $157,873 $181,510
Psychiatry - Child $214,873 $168,927 **** $237,330 **** $168,927
Pulmonary Disease $238,450 $194,500 $208,102 $246,650 $282,162 $249,417
Radiation Therapy (M.D. only) $356,097 $274,706 $285,586 $398,644 $319,289 $377,510
Reproductive Endocrinology $316,241 $267,210 **** $332,114 **** ****
Rheumatologic Disease $204,166 $159,066 $183,515 $216,975 $181,367 $198,469
Sports Medicine $245,920 $162,786 **** **** **** $244,161
Surgical Pathology (M.D. only) **** **** **** **** **** ****
Surgical Sports Medicine $417,106 **** **** **** **** ****
Transplant Surgery - Kidney $351,031 $240,620 **** **** **** $389,496
Transplant Surgery - Liver $379,409 $321,000 **** **** **** $389,496
Trauma Surgery $353,706 $268,044 $285,179 **** **** $373,340
Urgent Care $194,687 $155,438 $192,210 $208,335 $204,172 $177,227
Urology $349,811 $267,628 $283,880 $343,506 $344,480 $367,008
Vascular Surgery $354,365 $282,325 $309,872 $385,935 $380,000 $350,000

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[phatboy]

Butt man.

;D