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Joeslogic
04-09-2007, 07:35 PM
Man I have herd his stories all my life there is not one I have not already herd and I still laugh just the same to hear them again. God rest his soul that silly old man.

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYUrdMzbtUg
ucicare
04-09-2007, 08:44 PM
Shoot up in 'heah amongst us, 'cuz one of us has got to ha' some relief.
Joeslogic
04-09-2007, 09:08 PM
All of a sudden the lights went out.

HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

We all heard the most terrible scream.

Then when the lights came on there was Uncle Versey with a bisquit clenched in the palm of his hand.

And five forks stabbed into the backside.... HAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!
phatboy
04-11-2007, 07:37 AM
"It was late July when the house caught fire, it was so dry there was no water to put it out with when the (Insert Name Here) family came flying through town in their old truck and drove right into the house. They all got out and started stomping the fire out with their bare feet! Afterwards the crowd that had gathered around the fire was so amazed at what they had seen they took up a collection for the (Insert Name Here) family. When the 'feller' from the paper asked old Zeek (Insert name Here) 'What are you going to do with all the money you received?' He simply replied, "Get the brakes on that truck fixed"

Haaaaaawww
MAJ Havoc
04-11-2007, 08:36 AM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GnK_FCQJXBbeeM:http://www.frontrowking.com/comedians/jeff%2520foxworthy/image_3270177.jpg
If you think Jerry Clower was funny............ah, hell, you know
Joeslogic
04-11-2007, 05:26 PM
Ok if you are not an long standing Jerry Clower fan who knows all his stories then you may think that his family threw out his best one on You Tube. Well that is simply not the case. His stories are pretty damn funny although I have heard them all every once in a while I trip over some of his stuff and still laugh at the same jokes.
ucicare
04-11-2007, 07:58 PM
Ok if you are not an long standing Jerry Clower fan who knows all his stories then you may think that his family threw out his best one on You Tube. Well that is simply not the case. His stories are pretty damn funny although I have heard them all every once in a while I trip over some of his stuff and still laugh at the same jokes.


Marcel Ledbetter's Talking Chainsaw.

Thats comedy.