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Disorder
03-10-2007, 12:43 PM
So i've got this flu, usually I dont get affected by them but this one seems to have crept up on me from somewhere. Its standard coughing phlegm and blowing nose affair, but I am getting some kind of pressure in both my ears, like there's something rolling around (like the effect you get coming off a jet plane except not as severe)
As it stands its making me groggy and has been there for 3 days or so, when I move my head around I get the swirly effect like listening to a seashell.
Tried doing the blow ear pop thing a couple times but no luck.

This is pissing me off now, anything I can do?

improtected
03-10-2007, 12:56 PM
So i've got this flu,
This is pissing me off now, anything I can do?


you made a rhyme!

seriously, though..
get on pineapple juice - the enzymes speed up healing quite a bit. no dairy, just brothy soups, food very easy on your digestive system. also, run the shower on full hot, close the door and sit (not in the shower) and inhale the steam. that should help you pretty quickly. feel better, darling, and get some rest.

ucicare
03-10-2007, 01:45 PM
So i've got this flu,
This is pissing me off now, anything I can do?


you made a rhyme!

seriously, though..
get on pineapple juice - the enzymes speed up healing quite a bit. no dairy, just brothy soups, food very easy on your digestive system. also, run the shower on full hot, close the door and sit (not in the shower) and inhale the steam. that should help you pretty quickly. feel better, darling, and get some rest.


Sounds good to me. I'm a psychologist type, not am medical type. I say listen to ImP. I don't know what her specialty might be in medicine, but she has a hot tattoo. That qualifies her for something, right?

What? She didn't PM you a picture of her Tattoo?
Try begging. It worked for me.

improtected
03-10-2007, 01:50 PM
So i've got this flu,
This is pissing me off now, anything I can do?


you made a rhyme!

seriously, though..
get on pineapple juice - the enzymes speed up healing quite a bit. no dairy, just brothy soups, food very easy on your digestive system. also, run the shower on full hot, close the door and sit (not in the shower) and inhale the steam. that should help you pretty quickly. feel better, darling, and get some rest.


Sounds good to me. I'm a psychologist type, not am medical type. I say listen to ImP. I don't know what her specialty might be in medicine, but she has a hot tattoo. That qualifies her for something, right?

What? She didn't PM you a picture of her Tattoo?
Try begging. It worked for me.



you're an ass

ucicare
03-10-2007, 02:10 PM
So i've got this flu,
This is pissing me off now, anything I can do?


you made a rhyme!

seriously, though..
get on pineapple juice - the enzymes speed up healing quite a bit. no dairy, just brothy soups, food very easy on your digestive system. also, run the shower on full hot, close the door and sit (not in the shower) and inhale the steam. that should help you pretty quickly. feel better, darling, and get some rest.


Sounds good to me. I'm a psychologist type, not am medical type. I say listen to ImP. I don't know what her specialty might be in medicine, but she has a hot tattoo. That qualifies her for something, right?

What? She didn't PM you a picture of her Tattoo?
Try begging. It worked for me.



you're an ass


Quickly endearing myself as your favorite ass, right?

It's a Fugly thing. You'll catch on.

improtected
03-10-2007, 02:12 PM
Quickly endearing myself as your favorite ass, right?

It's a Fugly thing. You'll catch on.


check your pm big daddy

ucicare
03-10-2007, 02:38 PM
Quickly endearing myself as your favorite ass, right?

It's a Fugly thing. You'll catch on.


check your pm big daddy


opens pm....faints

ucicare
03-10-2007, 02:55 PM
you're an ass


Speaking of private body parts - Be glad I cropped this before posting it.*


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/ucicare/ImPtattoo.jpg



* No, I didn't post ImP's picture without her permission. She asked me do post it because she didn't have a picture hosting account. So there.

MAJ Havoc
03-10-2007, 03:03 PM
So, where's the other one? I believe you mentioned two, imp?

ucicare
03-10-2007, 03:13 PM
So, where's the other one? I believe you mentioned two, imp?


The other one violated the terms of my photobucket account. Sorry.

improtected
03-10-2007, 03:32 PM
So, where's the other one? I believe you mentioned two, imp?

this was a 2stage process. the artist wanted the first hand to fully heal before we began with the second one due to its location. the 2nd hand healed more quickly because it wasn't in a .. "bendy" area.



So, where's the other one? I believe you mentioned two, imp?


The other one violated the terms of my photobucket account. Sorry.


dream on, big daddy

Disorder
03-10-2007, 04:35 PM
Thanks ImP, will try those things asap, ps I would like to see more ;)

ucicare
03-10-2007, 08:51 PM
Thanks ImP, will try those things asap, ps I would like to see more ;)


Get in the cue Disorder. You are number 3 at the moment.

improtected
03-11-2007, 07:22 PM
Thanks ImP, will try those things asap, ps I would like to see more ;)

feeling better yet? sorry i didn't get back to your earlier message..as you see big daddy posted the pic - but thanks for the offer! this weekend has been super busy and for some reason the net has been down. just got it working and have tons of catching up to do.


Get in the cue Disorder. You are number 3 at the moment.


big daddy, you're so funny .. as if you haven't seen it all already..

phatboy
03-12-2007, 08:29 AM
Which bendy area, and exactly how 'bendy'?

improtected
03-12-2007, 09:57 AM
Which bendy area, and exactly how 'bendy'?


ask barry, he's seen it a million times

ucicare
03-12-2007, 12:43 PM
Which bendy area, and exactly how 'bendy'?


ask barry, he's seen it a million times


You have me confused with your Gynecologist.

improtected
03-12-2007, 01:24 PM
Which bendy area, and exactly how 'bendy'?

ask barry, he's seen it a million times

You have me confused with your Gynecologist.

don't worry barry - i don't kiss and tell

phatboy
03-12-2007, 01:41 PM
I just cant tell in that picture if it is the belly area, or if it is on the back.

Could we have a full body pic? Actual size of the hands could help.

improtected
03-12-2007, 03:28 PM
I just cant tell in that picture if it is the belly area, or if it is on the back.

low belly/hip. the bottom one was done first.. then a month later, the top one. these were earrings of my grandmother's. i carried them around for 12 years before i finally got the nerve to have them permanent. i'm so glad that i did.

ucicare
03-12-2007, 04:11 PM
Which bendy area, and exactly how 'bendy'?

ask barry, he's seen it a million times

You have me confused with your Gynecologist.

don't worry barry - i don't kiss and tell


Ever kiss and yell?

phatboy
03-12-2007, 04:15 PM
just STOP!!!!!!!!


LOL

improtected
03-12-2007, 05:19 PM
Which bendy area, and exactly how 'bendy'?

ask barry, he's seen it a million times

You have me confused with your Gynecologist.

don't worry barry - i don't kiss and tell

Ever kiss and yell?

only when my dumbass husband bites.. but then of course he also gets smacked in the head

Dwaine Scum
03-12-2007, 06:05 PM
hooker

phatboy
03-12-2007, 08:21 PM
I got a gun bitch, get in the car!

Dwaine Scum
03-13-2007, 01:18 AM
I got a gun bitch, get in the car!


works everytime

ucicare
03-13-2007, 10:11 AM
I got a gun bitch, get in the car!


works everytime



Stop it. You'll scare away my new toy.

phatboy
03-13-2007, 08:25 PM
I got a gun bitch, get in the car!


works everytime

Stop it. You'll scare away my new toy.


I just need to see the whole package deal, until then it is just Dan.......LOL

ucicare
03-14-2007, 10:27 PM
I got a gun bitch, get in the car!


works everytime

Stop it. You'll scare away my new toy.


I just need to see the whole package deal, until then it is just Dan.......LOL


I think I have this one figured out. It's not Dan. Not even close.

phatboy
03-15-2007, 07:44 AM
I got a gun bitch, get in the car!


works everytime

Stop it. You'll scare away my new toy.


I just need to see the whole package deal, until then it is just Dan.......LOL


I think I have this one figured out. It's not Dan. Not even close.


pssssst. SHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just wanted to see a full picture.....

Dwaine Scum
03-16-2007, 06:15 AM
man whore posing as hooker?

improtected
03-16-2007, 08:58 AM
man whore posing as hooker?

you need a nice shot of bleach

Dwaine Scum
03-17-2007, 01:48 AM
man whore posing as hooker?

you need a nice shot of bleach
don't get angry with me Shifty mcKnucklephister...

phatboy
03-17-2007, 08:10 AM
man whore posing as hooker?

you need a nice shot of bleach
don't get angry with me Shifty mcKnucklephister...


That sounds like a bad porn name, or a good band name.....



"Give it up peoria for Shifty McKnucklephister!!!!!