Disorder
02-23-2007, 05:21 PM
Offensive and funny as fuck, go watch his live stand up if you can.
I said to my girlfriend, you cant eat before you go swimming.
She said Why?
I said 'you look fat'
Swimming is good for you.. especially if you're drowning.. not only do you get a cardio vascular work out, you also dont die.
Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot in it?
Getting raped.
I said to my girlfriend, you cant eat before you go swimming.
She said Why?
I said 'you look fat'
Swimming is good for you.. especially if you're drowning.. not only do you get a cardio vascular work out, you also dont die.
Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot in it?
Getting raped.