dream analysis

[improtected]

so i work with a psych. who has a client with about ten zillion different personalities, all of them children.

last night i dreamt i was breast feeding her.

i'm trying to figure out what in the hell caused that dream.. maybe it was watching sting try to reunite with the police, or maybe it was the nachos, i don't know..

any ideas, barry?

[MAJ Havoc]

OK, I'll let Barry handle the serious stuff. But, in this dream, the woman suckling your nipple.....was she hot?

[phatboy]

so i work with a psych. who has a client with about ten zillion different personalities, all of them children.

last night i dreamt i was breast feeding her.

i'm trying to figure out what in the hell caused that dream.. maybe it was watching sting try to reunite with the police, or maybe it was the nachos, i don't know..

any ideas, barry?


Are you a female, a man wanting to be a female, or do you have Man Boobs?

[ucicare]

so i work with a psych. who has a client with about ten zillion different personalities, all of them children.

last night i dreamt i was breast feeding her.

i'm trying to figure out what in the hell caused that dream.. maybe it was watching sting try to reunite with the police, or maybe it was the nachos, i don't know..

any ideas, barry?


Ok, I'll bite on this one on the remote chance that it might be a serious question.

First - were you breast feeding the client or the Doctor?

I am assuming you meant the person with Multiple personalities.

Hummm. So she has children for personalities, the children are sick, and you, being the motherly type, want to nurture them back to health. Easy enough.

[improtected]

OK, I'll let Barry handle the serious stuff. But, in this dream, the woman suckling your nipple.....was she hot?


yeah, smokin - she had long, stringy brown hair because she's hasn't allowed herself to keep any of her food down in years. and she's so thin that her face just caves in - swear to god - she can't even smile. sexy, huh? can you handle it, big daddy?



so i work with a psych. who has a client with about ten zillion different personalities, all of them children.

last night i dreamt i was breast feeding her.

i'm trying to figure out what in the hell caused that dream.. maybe it was watching sting try to reunite with the police, or maybe it was the nachos, i don't know..

any ideas, barry?


Are you a female, a man wanting to be a female, or do you have Man Boobs?


::)



so i work with a psych. who has a client with about ten zillion different personalities, all of them children.

last night i dreamt i was breast feeding her.

i'm trying to figure out what in the hell caused that dream.. maybe it was watching sting try to reunite with the police, or maybe it was the nachos, i don't know..

any ideas, barry?


Ok, I'll bite on this one on the remote chance that it might be a serious question.

First - were you breast feeding the client or the Doctor?

I am assuming you meant the person with Multiple personalities.

Hummm. So she has children for personalities, the children are sick, and you, being the motherly type, want to nurture them back to health. Easy enough.



yes, dr. barry that would be a great guess except that the truth of how i feel about this woman is that she freaks me out beyond belief. i don't have an nurturing, motherly type feelings towards her at all. and no, i was not breast feeding the dr.

[ucicare]

OK, I'll let Barry handle the serious stuff. But, in this dream, the woman suckling your nipple.....was she hot?


yeah, smokin - she had long, stringy brown hair because she's hasn't allowed herself to keep any of her food down in years. and she's so thin that her face just caves in - swear to god - she can't even smile. sexy, huh? can you handle it, big daddy?

You just described a Meth head. I bet the multiple personalities are just the tip of the iceberg.


yes, dr. barry that would be a great guess except that the truth of how i feel about this woman is that she freaks me out beyond belief. i don't have an nurturing, motherly type feelings towards her at all. and no, i was not breast feeding the dr.


in classic Freudian fashion...... So what do YOU think the dream means?

[Joeslogic]

Before we can make any reasonably accurate further analysis of this issue we really need to see the nipple.

[improtected]

in classic Freudian fashion...... So what do YOU think the dream means?


i don't know. probably nothing. i'm too intrigued with http://friendsandlovers.com/numerology/ right now. i can't stop laughing at this!

[improtected]

Before we can make any reasonably accurate further analysis of this issue we really need to see the nipple.


so, you'd rather see the nipple than the mouth?

[phatboy]

Before we can make any reasonably accurate further analysis of this issue we really need to see the nipple.


so, you'd rather see the nipple than the mouth?


well if the teeth are all snaggly then the nipple would be suffice, could you please rub it with Ice prior to the photo?

[improtected]

well if the teeth are all snaggly then the nipple would be suffice, could you please rub it with Ice prior to the photo?

no, the teeth are perfectly smooth and wet.. her lips are soft and ..
shit, i can't keep a straight face

[ucicare]

well if the teeth are all snaggly then the nipple would be suffice, could you please rub it with Ice prior to the photo?

no, the teeth are perfectly smooth and wet.. her lips are soft and ..
shit, i can't keep a straight face


Neither can I. Probably for a different reason though.

[phatboy]

well if the teeth are all snaggly then the nipple would be suffice, could you please rub it with Ice prior to the photo?

no, the teeth are perfectly smooth and wet.. her lips are soft and ..
shit, i can't keep a straight face


:D

[MAJ Havoc]

OK, I'll let Barry handle the serious stuff. But, in this dream, the woman suckling your nipple.....was she hot?


yeah, smokin - she had long, stringy brown hair because she's hasn't allowed herself to keep any of her food down in years. and she's so thin that her face just caves in - swear to god - she can't even smile. sexy, huh? can you handle it, big daddy?


You know Kate Moss??

[improtected]

know her? sure... you could say i've 'known' her...

[phatboy]

know her? sure... you could say i've 'known' her...


oooooh it is her.......

[improtected]

so last night's dream was euphoric.. i was on a warm island with huge, beautiful palm trees and a soft, soothing breeze. the sand was so warm and all i could hear was the most beautiful symphony of ocean waves. no one to bug me, demand anything of me or wake me from my rest. just me, the warmth, and the music. i slept like a baby.

last night's dream was much, much better.

[ucicare]

so last night's dream was euphoric.. i was on a warm island with huge, beautiful palm trees and a soft, soothing breeze. the sand was so warm and all i could hear was the most beautiful symphony of ocean waves. no one to bug me, demand anything of me or wake me from my rest. just me, the warmth, and the music. i slept like a baby.

last night's dream was much, much better.


slept like a baby.....every baby I have been around wakes up every two hours and screams like they are dying.

[improtected]

slept like a baby.....every baby I have been around wakes up every two hours and screams like they are dying.


well, actually it's more like i slept like a woman who's just had the best orgasm of her life.

[MAJ Havoc]

I don't think Barry can relate to that. Have you another frame of reference? ;D

[improtected]

who, big daddy? surely - SURELY - he can relate.

[phatboy]

slept like a baby.....every baby I have been around wakes up every two hours and screams like they are dying.


well, actually it's more like i slept like a woman who's just had the best orgasm of her life.


You know me?

;)

[improtected]

You know me?

;)


yes, darling... and thank you.. THANK YOU

[phatboy]

You know me?

;)


yes, darling... and thank you.. THANK YOU


::)

[ucicare]

who, big daddy? surely - SURELY - he can relate.


Where is that blushing icon when you need it!

BARRY

[Joeslogic]

RE: yes, darling... and thank you.. THANK YOU

Why is it when I read that I hear Marilyn Monroe doing her "Happy Birthday" voice?

[improtected]

hey barry - the woman i dreamt about - well one of her personalities came and did some minor landscaping at the office over the weekend. wasn't that nice? kinda freaky, but nice.

[ucicare]

hey barry - the woman i dreamt about - well one of her personalities came and did some minor landscaping at the office over the weekend. wasn't that nice? kinda freaky, but nice.


Did she happened to have two really nice ferns to donate?
This is starting to make sense.

[Nursey]

RE: yes, darling... and thank you.. THANK YOU

Why is it when I read that I hear Marilyn Monroe doing her "Happy Birthday" voice?


Weird...all i hear is a horrid, strangled caterwauling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSj3xaknm0E). ???

[phatboy]

RE: yes, darling... and thank you.. THANK YOU

Why is it when I read that I hear Marilyn Monroe doing her "Happy Birthday" voice?


Weird...all i hear is a horrid, strangled caterwauling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSj3xaknm0E). ???


That's cause you're frigid... :-*

[MAJ Havoc]

Bada-ZING!

[Nursey]

RE: yes, darling... and thank you.. THANK YOU

Why is it when I read that I hear Marilyn Monroe doing her "Happy Birthday" voice?


Weird...all i hear is a horrid, strangled caterwauling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSj3xaknm0E). ???


That's cause you're frigid... :-*


Gotcha! And Joe is a sizzling, hot little tamale! (Well, to you at least, anyway). I'll leave you boys to get back to the squawkings and twitchings of the herpes infested 'hawty', you hypersexed, clammy-palmed snoodle monkeys! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/icon_surprised-1.gif

[phatboy]

you hypersexed, clammy-palmed snoodle monkeys![/img]


It was COLD!!!!!!! Damn you!!!!!

[Joeslogic]

Gotcha! And Joe is a sizzling, hot little tamale! (Well, to you at least, anyway). I'll leave you boys to get back to the squawkings and twitchings of the herpes infested 'hawty', you hypersexed, clammy-palmed snoodle monkeys!

I knew you had the hots for me Nursey!!! ...... Now I feel all weird and violated. :o

It was COLD!!!!!!! Damn you!!!!!

Now why does that remind me of a George Costanza line in Seinfield (http://George Costanza line in Seinfield)?

[Nursey]

I knew you had the hots for me Nursey!!! ...... Now I feel all weird and violated. :o


Funny, cos that's how i feel whenever i find yet another unsolicited PM from you wanting to show me your 'softer side'. :P

[Joeslogic]

It was COLD!!!!!!! Damn you!!!!!
>:(

[Nursey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/sasmokin-1.gifThat's what they all say.