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MAJ Havoc
12-24-2006, 02:48 PM
I stole this from headee's myspace blog:

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out,I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,

ucicare
12-24-2006, 06:20 PM
Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings

Alcohol Dependency Disorder - Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Selective Mutism Disorder - Silent Night.


Yours were better.

Dwaine Scum
12-25-2006, 08:08 AM
me - Raped, Strangled, and tortured by napalm death

phatboy
12-26-2006, 09:08 PM
I stole this from headee's myspace blog:


Does your wife know you are stalking headee??????????? ::)

MAJ Havoc
12-27-2006, 01:12 PM
I don't even think that headee knows. I'm not too good at this stalking thing.

phatboy
12-27-2006, 01:37 PM
Im sure you got some 'sperience'.........