Halloween Psychosis [Archive]

ucicare

10-30-2006, 07:03 PM

What is the deal with people going crazy at this time of year?

I have been on the phone all day with emergencies. I mean real craziness, with bells and whistles and flashing lights.

What's the deal?

smurfslappa

10-30-2006, 10:12 PM

It's fashionable to go crazy around this time. It might also be another one of those holidays where people realize how lonely they are, and then go crazy about that, too.

Lomotil

10-31-2006, 12:05 AM

I spent a good two hours in the parking lot today with the Jewish chick, and one of the things we talked about was her bipolar husband (they're seperated, little to no contact) - he starts to enter his 'worse' phase around this time of year.

Personally... The whole daylight-savings time change gets my vote. Probably fucks people up subconciously. Maybe the days getting shorter has something to do with it, too. Humans are not a nocturnal species by design, maybe the decrease in our usual 'active' time is to blame? Is it a coincidence that the full moon also brings out 'interesting' behaviors in people?

Maybe it has something to do with the weather cooling off? I remember reading once that neuron activity is diminished by extremes in temperature (specifically cold). Are people from temperate parts of the globe affected more than people whose bloodlines inhabited cooler portions of the globe?

Perhaps there is some sort of celestial alignment or other astrological basis, and it would be interesting to study what changes occur during this phase of the Earth's diurnal path around the sun. Are people in the southern hemisphere affected in the same way as we are? - or, do they experience the same effects 6 months later?

Come to think of it, it's probably due to television networks airing:

http://www.variedcelluloid.com/reviews/trickortreat/images/cover.jpg (http://www.variedcelluloid.com/reviews/trickortreat/review.shtml)

this time of year...

ucicare

10-31-2006, 09:03 AM

Maybe it's the alcohol.

MAJ Havoc

10-31-2006, 11:47 AM

Maybe it's the alcohol

It's the BCS.

ucicare

10-31-2006, 01:29 PM

Maybe it's the alcohol

It's the BCS.

There is nothing wrong with the BCS. Florida lost to Auburn fair and square just a few weeks ago, so (using BCS psychologic) they deserve to be ranked two spots higher.

Ohio/Michigan - one will eliminate the other.

Louisville /West Virgina - Ditto

So that means that one of the undefeated winners of the above mentioned games will play a 10-2 Notre dame for the title, right?

The BCS was not designed to produce a champion, it was designed to make millions. See, the system is working perfectly. Stop your whining

phatboy

10-31-2006, 02:10 PM

Ohio State/West Virginia

Should be fun. How two teams from the Big Easy, I mean East, get ranked that high playing pansies I have no idea. I think the ACC is realizing that have a big conference with good teams is a bad thing for national championships....Isnt that why FSU joined the ACC to begin with? No championship games and no tough teams. Then Miami, BC, and VT come along and screw up their 'hideout'.

I used to think Notre Dame didnt deserve a BCS bid just because they were ranked in the top 'whatever' but looking at their schedule they do play a lot of big teams, on a weekly basis. But they will probably lose again before the season is all over with.

MAJ Havoc

10-31-2006, 03:00 PM

Notre Dame's version of a non-conference schedule is the service academies.

What was this thread about? These southern boys always gotta turn it into football, don't they?

ucicare

10-31-2006, 08:41 PM

Notre Dame's version of a non-conference schedule is the service academies.

What was this thread about? These southern boys always gotta turn it into football, don't they?

Football and Fishing. What else is there?

Oh, well that too, but we Southern Gentlemen avoid such talk unless we are drunk.

MAJ Havoc

11-01-2006, 09:17 AM

I don't mind talking about "that" I just need some material to divulge. October was a slow month.

ucicare

11-01-2006, 11:59 AM

I don't mind talking about "that" I just need some material to divulge. October was a slow month.

Ah, the winter doldrums have come early.

MAJ Havoc

11-01-2006, 12:29 PM

So the doldrums have a problem with premature ejaculation also?

phatboy

11-01-2006, 03:58 PM

You know if you put your finger over it, llike a garden hose you shouldnt have that problem.

Or you can go with the Pavlov's Dog theory and everytime you are about to deliver a 'premie' just thump the head....HA HA HA talk about a conditioned response!

MAJ Havoc

11-01-2006, 05:59 PM

I was kidding. My wife doesn't want me to drag it out any longer than necessary to "git-r-done." The more premature, the better. If I could rub one out before coming to bed, she'd be ok with it.

Nursey

11-03-2006, 04:40 AM

Have you tried bursting into the bedroom wearing a ski-mask, duct taping her and shouting 'THERE ARE NO TIMEOUTS IN THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!' while fucking her up the ass wearing one of these:

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3116/chaincondom15b15dme8.jpg That might rekindle the passion. :idea:

MAJ Havoc

11-03-2006, 07:06 AM

Have you been spying on me?

Nursey

11-03-2006, 08:24 AM

No, but i just had a feeling fugly's Dr. Love (Dwaine Scum) may have been passing some helpful tips your way.

Dwaine Scum

11-03-2006, 09:01 AM

No, but i just had a feeling fugly's Dr. Love (Dwaine Scum) may have been passing some helpful tips your way.What can I say? the ladies just love me

MAJ Havoc

11-03-2006, 09:05 AM

Yes, but you failed to mention that this thing pinches a bit.
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3116/chaincondom15b15dme8.jpg
Note: 10W 30 helps and inhibits rust

ucicare

11-03-2006, 05:04 PM

Yes, but you failed to mention that this thing pinches a bit.
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3116/chaincondom15b15dme8.jpg
Note: 10W 30 helps and inhibits rust

You guys need to take your deviance to another forum. This forum is for SERIOUS stuff, like football.

Moderator.

MAJ Havoc

11-03-2006, 05:42 PM

Better hope Mikey beats Sly to prove he was the "chosen one."

ucicare

11-03-2006, 08:51 PM

Better hope Mikey beats Sly to prove he was the "chosen one."

I say MS 23, UA 16.

The time has come for the "grand experiment" with the son of Shula to end.

Oh, and LSU 28, UA 12 - Aub 27, UA 13

and in the "Who Cares 6 Wins minimum Loser Bowl" played on Dec 17th - Northern Illinois 23 UA 17

To top it all off my Tuna trip this weekend is facing 9 foot seas. I am not paying $6000 to fish in 9 foot seas. My teeth can't take it.

It is a good thing that I don't own a gun large enough to end it all in one shot. What a sucky weekend.

Lomotil

11-04-2006, 01:14 AM

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3116/chaincondom15b15dme8.jpg

Chail Mail condoms...

It's amazing the level of protection one needs these days to prevent STDs.

ucicare

11-04-2006, 03:53 PM

MAJ Havoc

11-04-2006, 05:11 PM

Good call. You can commiserate with phatboy. His 'Dawgs lost to the KY Wildcats.

ucicare

11-04-2006, 05:24 PM

Good call. You can commiserate with phatboy. His 'Dawgs lost to the KY Wildcats.

Did I mention that Alabama will lose the next two as well?

Can you imaging what bowl would want a 6-6 team that lost it's last three games in a row?

MAJ Havoc

11-05-2006, 11:37 PM

At least Shreveport's not too far a drive for you.

phatboy

11-06-2006, 07:07 AM

You know, I think we are just lulling the competition to sleep this year, then we will go undefeated over the next 3 years..... :lol:

www.firemarkricht.com

www.richtsgottogo.com

www.justrunthefrigginball.com

www.bringbackvince.com

I'm trying to decide on which domain to register first.....

MAJ Havoc

11-06-2006, 01:32 PM

Nutt hangs with Dick after beating Cocks.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2650874

MAJ Havoc

11-06-2006, 02:01 PM

ucicare

11-06-2006, 11:01 PM

BTW, Auburn's BCS rating took a hit this weekend, too. Our next two opponents just lost to the cellar-dwellers of the SEC. Thanks a lot. That's some mean, spiteful stuff to do to a brother. Now I find myself rooting for Bama and Tennessee to win this weekend.

I want to re-predict the future. Alabama will lose to LSU by at least 20. I say LSU 31, Alabama 9. (Three field goals as usual.)

Then, in a desperate attempt to save his job, Shula takes his hands off the reins and lets Johns and Parker alternate at QB. They run the option with play action passing, and beat the living crap out of Auburn, who starts there second team in order to keep their starters healthy for Atlanta. (Arkansas loses to TENN, LSU, AND MISSISSIPPI ST)

A 7 win Bama, riding a wave of euphoria breezes into Shreveport to face an equally pitiful 7 win Texas Tech, who shreds the Bama D for 500 yards and 35 points, but still manages to lose by 2.

Shula boasts of his impressive 8 win season during a "rebuilding" year.

A sniper wearing a houndstooth hand shoots Shula at the post bowl interview, ending his career at Alabama.

MAJ Havoc

11-07-2006, 08:56 AM

So, how will you dispose of the hat and the weapon after the deed?

ucicare

11-07-2006, 11:13 AM

So, how will you dispose of the hat and the weapon after the deed?

Both go back into the UA trophy case.

Bad coaching is a crime in Alabama and justifiable homocide is a legitimate defense.

Nursey

11-07-2006, 11:25 AM

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3116/chaincondom15b15dme8.jpg

Chail Mail condoms...

It's amazing the level of protection one needs these days to prevent STDs.

I think it's what Joe wears to protect him from the 'Al Goreonnorrhaeda' Sexually Terroristmitted Disease that God warned him about.

MAJ Havoc

11-08-2006, 06:19 PM

The Democrats said he's been in power too long and should have stepped down three years ago. His failed policies are up against a losing battle. They're looking to a guy from Texas A&M for answers.

Rumsfeld?

Oh, I though they were talking about Mike Shula!