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TheGrimJesus
09-27-2006, 01:17 PM
This is nuts my doctor recommended I try a body pillow. It fucking worked! Restless leg syndrome was causing my insomnia. He told me to buy a body pillow and to wrap my legs around it since I sleep on my side and see if it worked.

It did I have slept like a baby for the past week with no pills. Just thought I would share cause I've been happy as hell.
MAJ Havoc
09-27-2006, 01:46 PM
Don't let Barry get all Freudian on that symbolism.
Nursey
09-27-2006, 01:51 PM
Don't let Barry get all Freudian on that symbolism.

You read too much into things. It's just a long pillow shaped to stuff the areas lacking in support in all the right places.

http://wayoutauctions.com/uploaded_images/penispillow-766383.jpg
TheGrimJesus
09-27-2006, 02:52 PM
Damn Nur pay for some decent shit so you don't have all the watermarks.

Also why do you own a dick shaped pillow? I know you have penis envy but that's way overboard.
Joeslogic
09-27-2006, 03:25 PM
Grim do you hide it under the bed or do you already have a logical explanation worked up for the brown stain in the middle of the pillow? :lol:
Nursey
09-27-2006, 03:41 PM
Damn Nur pay for some decent shit so you don't have all the watermarks.

Also why do you own a dick shaped pillow? I know you have penis envy but that's way overboard.

What are you talking about? I don't have one of those, but after hearing you rave on about how much wrapping your legs around one has eased your stresses i'm temtped to give it a try.
Joeslogic
09-27-2006, 03:56 PM
Well Nursey I'm sure that Pimp is hurt by you admission that you are lacking in that area. How insensitive of you!
Nursey
09-27-2006, 04:02 PM
Well Nursey I'm sure that Pimp is hurt by you admission that you are lacking in that area. How insensitive of you!

Well, as talented a lover as he is, not even he has the ability to please me from 300 miles away for up to 3 weeks at a time.
Joeslogic
09-27-2006, 04:43 PM
A Pimp do gots to travel n make sho dem bitches be working. 300 mile territory? Hot Damn!
TheGrimJesus
09-27-2006, 05:48 PM
Damn Nur pay for some decent shit so you don't have all the watermarks.

Also why do you own a dick shaped pillow? I know you have penis envy but that's way overboard.

What are you talking about? I don't have one of those, but after hearing you rave on about how much wrapping your legs around one has eased your stresses i'm temtped to give it a try.

No shit you don't have one that's why it's called Penis envy. Don't become a complete twit on me now.
ucicare
09-27-2006, 05:54 PM
Don't let Barry get all Freudian on that symbolism.

You read too much into things. It's just a long pillow shaped to stuff the areas lacking in support in all the right places.

http://wayoutauctions.com/uploaded_images/penispillow-766383.jpg

Nursey, I swear that is the funniest thing ever.

Could you post a picture of yourself using your new pillow Grim? Please? :lol:
TheGrimJesus
09-27-2006, 06:14 PM
Mine doesn't look like that it's a normal body pillow.
Nursey
09-27-2006, 07:46 PM
No shit you don't have one that's why it's called Penis envy.
Oh LOOK! He's bragging about his fabulous penis shaped pillow now! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/roll.gif
chester grape
09-27-2006, 08:43 PM
Damn Nur pay for some decent shit so you don't have all the watermarks.

Also why do you own a dick shaped pillow? I know you have penis envy but that's way overboard.

Grimy, the sooner you learn that sometimes it's best to just let yourself be ZINGed and leave it alone, the better.
ucicare
09-27-2006, 11:54 PM
Grimy, the sooner you learn that sometimes it's best to just let yourself be ZINGed and leave it alone, the better.

Wisdom Grim. That is Wisdom.
DangerousDan
10-02-2006, 02:35 AM
How many people here think that my offspring will dominate your offspring and that you will work and toil so that mine can visit country clubs.





















































































































That's what I thought you self entitled bitches. Thnk everbod be owin you some shit damn Sheeet! Not you Nurseyyou and I have better things to do. :wink:
DangerousDan
10-02-2006, 02:40 AM
Wow!! That waS ALL Bright and shiny like the sun that is rising over fugly whilst disrespecting the only redeeming quality you motherfuckers have.
TheGrimJesus
10-02-2006, 02:43 AM
I like the real dan better
MAJ Havoc
10-02-2006, 09:06 AM
That's saying a lot.



Me too.
ucicare
10-02-2006, 04:19 PM
I like the real dan better

Yeah, well I like geting hit with a brick better that getting hit with a shovel.
Nursey
10-02-2006, 08:49 PM
Not you Nurseyyou and I have better things to do. :wink:


Yup - i've got my binoculars, recording equipment and my galoshes and waxed barbour on. It's great to have found someone else who shares my love of the armadillos hauntingly beautiful rutting call.
ucicare
10-02-2006, 11:18 PM
I like the real dan better


Scary thought Grim - the IP addresses match for Dan.

It's him.
Joeslogic
10-02-2006, 11:59 PM
DangerousDan wrote:
Not you Nurseyyou and I have better things to do.

Yup - i've got my binoculars, recording equipment and my galoshes and waxed barbour on. It's great to have found someone else who shares my love of the armadillos hauntingly beautiful rutting call.

:lol:

If I only understood what a waxed barbour were. :?

I'm picturing something little lord fauntleroy or some Benny Hill character would wear.
Nursey
10-03-2006, 07:27 AM
If I only understood what a waxed barbour were. :?

I'm picturing something little lord fauntleroy or some Benny Hill character would wear.

Close. It's what you'd expect this guy (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/farmerjack.gif) to wear over his outfit when there is a torrential downpour.
MAJ Havoc
10-03-2006, 10:21 AM
Is it like a mack?