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Lomotil
09-14-2006, 01:18 AM
I just got a call from Martin, and he says that Evil Sarah wants to change this forum into her severed-head Barbie discussion forum, and unless we start actually using this forum, he's going to hand over the digital keys.

This is a call-to-arms for anyone that reads this - all three of you! Post about your latest video game... Post about your cell phone... Post about your garbage disposal... Post about your new fuck machine (http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-rider-fuck-machine_543.html)... It doesn't matter... Just post something!
SPOooOn
09-14-2006, 02:49 AM
Neat. . Now just wait for the man from Fed-ex . . Do you think it comes with its own lube?. . They only sell herring flavoured over here . .
Checkmate
09-14-2006, 09:09 AM
Neat. . Now just wait for the man from Fed-ex . . Do you think it comes with its own lube?. . They only sell herring flavoured over here . .

That's the dutuch for you, if it doesn't smell like fish, they will make it smell like fish... probably saves a lot of awkward discussions with Dutch women about the smell.
Lomotil
09-15-2006, 12:44 AM
I feel left out, all they have is Koi scented over here - which is great, if you're Asian... :(
SPOooOn
09-15-2006, 04:29 AM
That's the dutuch for you, if it doesn't smell like fish, they will make it smell like fish... probably saves a lot of awkward discussions with Dutch women about the smell.

Or cheese. . Or like wooden shoes .. You ever smelled wooden shoes before ?. .
Checkmate
09-15-2006, 05:19 AM
That's the dutuch for you, if it doesn't smell like fish, they will make it smell like fish... probably saves a lot of awkward discussions with Dutch women about the smell.

Or cheese. . Or like wooden shoes .. You ever smelled wooden shoes before ?. .

I have smelled wooden shoes with cheese, I can't say that it wasn't arousing.
SPOooOn
09-15-2006, 05:22 AM
I have smelled wooden shoes with cheese, I can't say that it wasn't arousing.

Everybody gets taken that way the first time.. Where there tulips too ?
Checkmate
09-15-2006, 06:29 AM
I have smelled wooden shoes with cheese, I can't say that it wasn't arousing.

Everybody gets taken that way the first time.. Where there tulips too ?

Every colour of the rainbow Spoon, and Dykes as far as the eye could see. I thought I was dreaming, when a woman in a blue dress with a white bonet, with ohh so lovely wooden shoes was skipping along a Dyke with a basket full of cheese for me.
MAJ Havoc
09-15-2006, 09:13 AM
How about the dyke was she hot? And did her twolips smell nice?
Nicodemus
09-16-2006, 12:54 AM
Well it sure is getting rave reviews... hmmmm lightweight, easy to carry, but could I get it through airport security?

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...and a great way to work out. Looks like I can finally get rid of my Soloflex.

I mainly ordered it for my wife but i love it too.You can controll the power and speed its fantastic.I use it atleast 3 times a day, and i usually do it 7 times.It feels that good, i push and pull that lever as fast and as hard as i can and i enjoy it so much.I use it for hours on end and i hate to get off.I do it in the living room while watching tv, i use it in the basement, and in the bedroom.It is also a good way to gain muscle, when i got it i could only lift 130 pounds , now i can lift 210 pounds and its the only kind of work out.U got to git one for your wife, or husband or your self, get a orgasm and muscle.