FREE HORSECOCK

[monk12]

last night my dog ate a big piece of horse shit so I found that dirty horse and fucked it in the ass. Hell I fucked that bastard so hard its big ol dick fell right off. If you want a free horsecock just leave your email posted. Oh yeah do not forget that if you want a free horsecock YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK!

[Piecraft the Terrible]

Ladies and gentlemen a Harvard graduate is in here tonight!

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Go to Hell!!!

[amputee_annie]

no wonder mr.ed has been acting so funny lately. oohhhhhhhh wilbur.

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it dont matter if i give a shit its shit that you gave me

[NoOpinion]

Holy fuck, If you havent already seen it go watch goldilocks on newgrounds.
Thank me later.

[Dwaine Scum]

I just farted...

[monk12]

The fact for today ladies and gentlemen:
The population of Russia is an estimated 300 million people. Most be in Russia keep warm using the age old technique of fucking dead four year old children.

Fun Factoids:
If you killed one million people a day it would take you 6000 days or 16 years 5 months exactly one week 19hrs. and 23min. to dispose of humanity.

[Piecraft the Terrible]

By monk12's standards that would make you an amphibian I guess.

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Go to Hell!!!

[The Desacrator]

I was spoilin' for a fight one time , so I climbed into a horse's ass , just to fight for air.

[GreenAppleSplatters]

Go Kermit!It's ya birthday!

There ain't nothing like a frog waxin that ass.

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I tell you what you need is a phatty bo batty blunt.And I'll garauntee you'll see the ocean,a sailboat,and maybe some of those big titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

[Piecraft the Terrible]

Who's the other character?
Man can Kermit plug it to that rabbit.
But I never knew he had a pecker, unless Jim Henson has been hiding it away from the public all these years... must've been de-ttachable

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Go to Hell!!!

[amputee_annie]

or mr.hansen tucked it back for wittle kermit

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i sawed off my wounds.