Love and Marriage

[Checkmate]

With all the talk of relationships and infidelity recently it got me to thinking why are willing to accept that nothing is perfect in life, but yet demand perfection out of our spouses and our relationships?

Do we set ourselves up to fail? why do we have such a hard time seperating love and sex? why is there such a hard line in peoples mind that ties love to sex?

trying this again here, where it was supposed to be last time, my appolgies.

[Ferine]

why is there such a hard line in peoples mind that ties love to sex?

Some people.

And who the hell knows.

[Checkmate]

why is there such a hard line in peoples mind that ties love to sex?

Some people.

And who the hell knows.

Are love and sex two totally seperate things in your mind Fernie?

[MAJ Havoc]

I love sex. That's my connection.

[chester grape]

Fuck love. That's my connection.

[Ferine]

why is there such a hard line in peoples mind that ties love to sex?

Some people.

And who the hell knows.

Are love and sex two totally seperate things in your mind Fernie?
I know it's possible to have sex with someone you don't love....?

Some people have a hard time deciphering the difference between love and infatuation.

[chester grape]

Some people have a hard time deciphering the difference between love and infatuation.

Indeed, some people are engaged in the never-ending search for permanent infatuation, believing it to be love. No wonder they're never satisfied.

[Nursey]

I prefer my physical and non-physical to be fully connected and aligned, not existing on two seperate planes like sheets of graphite.

[chester grape]

I prefer my physical and non-physical to be fully connected and aligned, not existing on two seperate planes like sheets of graphite.

Groovy baby, that's positively Deleuzean of you.

[Nursey]

It's basically what it comes down to, isn't it? And no need to be so bitter, Chester. I'm sure having your head stuffed with such lofty and impressive sounding intellectualisms won't prevent you 'hitting the spot' if your heart is really in it. But your arrogance might be a slight obstacle. 8)

[chester grape]

It's basically what it comes down to, isn't it? And no need to be so bitter, Chester. I'm sure having your head stuffed with such lofty and impressive sounding intellectualisms won't prevent you 'hitting the spot' if your heart is really in it. But your arrogance might be a slight obstacle. 8)

Whoa! Bitter? Arrogance? Where did all that come from?

Must remember to finish all future glib statements with a smiley face ... :)

[Nursey]

Whoa! Bitter? Arrogance? Where did all that come from?

Must remember to finish all future glib statements with a smiley face ... :)

OH. :o Well, by 'arrogance' i meant 'astonishingly large cock and gonads'. Don't tell me you thought i meant something else!?

[Nursey]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/7631/ohshitrj2.gif

[chester grape]

Whoa! Bitter? Arrogance? Where did all that come from?

Must remember to finish all future glib statements with a smiley face ... :)

OH. :o Well, by 'arrogance' i meant 'astonishingly large cock and gonads'.

Exactly. Surely after all these years you're not still astonished.

[Nursey]

Exactly. Surely after all these years you're not still astonished.


http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5345/themagnificentdongxn7.gif

Well, you know. Just astonished in a 'is that an ostrich you're riding, or are you just pleased to see me?' kind of way.

[DrBungle]

You will all be happy to know I am conspiring with a would be girlfriend to seduce my wife.

[MAJ Havoc]

How will you "menege" to do that?

[DrBungle]

Step 1: Marry a bi girl...

[chester grape]

Ye-e-es... with you so far.

[DrBungle]

Step 2: Wait for Bi Girl #2 to IM you at work.

[chester grape]

You know it's very difficult to have a decent wank at the rate you're drip-feeding this information. :x

[ucicare]

How will you "menege" to do that?


Funny.

That makes two for you, so I guess the score is even.

[Checkmate]

Step 1: Marry a bi girl...

Does she have a sister?

[Nursey]

You will all be happy to know I am conspiring with a would be girlfriend to seduce my wife.

What if your wife doesn't like the woman you've decided you want to fuck? Would you consider going ahead without your wife?

[phatboy]

What if bi-girl #2 is really a hermaphradite that wants to 'fuck' you? Or maybe she is a strap on diva.

I think with bungle it is probably bi-guy #2......coming to dinner......

[Checkmate]

What if bi-girl #2 is really a hermaphradite that wants to 'fuck' you? Or maybe she is a strap on diva.

I think with bungle it is probably bi-guy #2......coming to dinner......

For shame on you phatty! Don't project your fantasies onto bungle's situtation and good fortune.

[phatboy]

Checkers, you know he is just making it up, he is probably sitting in his room, at his mom's house, eating cheetos, in a bean bag, naked. Wishing he had a girl, not just a girl robot.......

Or he could post actual wedding photos, then his wife and the other chick going at it.....that would be proof enough.




and would give you your wank material

[DrBungle]

Yeah, I'll get right on that :roll: . Pleanty of people here have seen my wife, she exists, and you'll get no visual evidence.

[DrBungle]

You will all be happy to know I am conspiring with a would be girlfriend to seduce my wife.

What if your wife doesn't like the woman you've decided you want to fuck? Would you consider going ahead without your wife?

Nah.

[chester grape]

You will all be happy to know I am conspiring with a would be girlfriend to seduce my wife.

What if your wife doesn't like the woman you've decided you want to fuck? Would you consider going ahead without your wife?

Nah.

What if you wife really, really likes the woman you've picked out. Like, a lot? More than even ... you, maybe?

[DrBungle]

Then she still has to smile when the g/f is licking the cum off her tits.

[chester grape]

Then she still has to smile when the g/f is licking the cum off her tits.

Of course, that's a given.

[Checkmate]

Then she still has to smile when the g/f is licking the cum off her tits.

Enough with the basics, any advanced techniques?

[Nursey]

This thread now conjures up the penis/vagina breath, sweaty arse cracks and genital mucous of a variety of different people's bodies. What a bunch of jizz slithering pigs you 'liberated' people are. :|

[MAJ Havoc]

Is it wrong to be turned on by that?

[DrBungle]

Just wait until Nursey has you hog tied . . . if you're lucky, she'll spit on it first.

[DrBungle]

Forgive me an evil laugh;



RAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Nursey]

Forgive me an evil laugh;



RAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*reels back from Bungle's breath*

[DrBungle]

And today's my birthday! I wonder what the ladies will get for meeeee.

[Nursey]

And today's my birthday! I wonder what the ladies will get for meeeee.

I got you a three-way felching tube for you and your lady loves. And some breath freshener. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/party.gif

[Samanthasez]

Checkers, you know he is just making it up, he is probably sitting in his room, at his mom's house, eating cheetos, in a bean bag, naked. Wishing he had a girl, not just a girl robot.......

Or he could post actual wedding photos, then his wife and the other chick going at it.....that would be proof enough.




and would give you your wank material

It is true. I've seen his gorgeous wife, spoken to her, waved at her and smiled at her. You're a lucky bastard, Bung-Hole.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!

[DrBungle]

Thank you, Sam. It was excellent, I'm still a bit tired, but what can you do when yer day lands on a Tuesday? Suck it up and go to work Wednesday!

[Nursey]

NEXT YEAR you're getting NOTHING!

[Checkmate]

NEXT YEAR you're getting NOTHING!

I got that exact same thing every year.

[Samanthasez]

:o