A horse walks into a bar.....

[phatboy]

....the bartender says, "Hey why the long face?"

[chester grape]

Hey phatboy, the lab just called. They've finished carbon dating that joke of yours.

[phatboy]

Fuck you grape, I was bored and this forum had been empty for some time.........

[DrBungle]

Yeah, and he was drunk.

[phatboy]

I was drunk and bungle is quick, what was that like over 2 weeks ago? What were you in jail for?