Typing & saying weird things.

[TheGrimJesus]

I've been doing this for about 2 weeks now. I'm wondering If I need to break down and get an MRI.

I been talking to people then using the wrong word in the wrong place or phrase. This even happens when I'm typing.

I was responding to someone the other night. In my head I was typing.

Once in a blue moon I will tell you.

But what I typed was.

Once in a good mood I will you don't ya know.


It's been little things like this. I'm missing typing and saying little words in my communications. Like right now I have read over this 5 times to makes sure I have no fucked it up. Is this tied in with my sleep thing? I don't know what the hell is even real anymore.

[Joeslogic]

Isn't symptom that of a hypochondriac seeking to be diagnosed as dyslexic?

[DrBungle]

If ambien is being ingested before these conversations, then yes.

I used to take mine and go see how long I could stay up. Often that meant I was logged into WoW. My guild has stories about the weird shit I don't even recall saying.

[Joeslogic]

I got to try this ambien shit.

[smurfslappa]

No you don't Joe. I know what you mean about the typing of weird things. You see our thoughts are actually distractions. Focus your mind, try meditating. You know, sitting around outside and focussing on your surroundings, pushing out all thought. It works wonders.

And remember to always have faith Joe.

[chester grape]

I was responding to someone the other night. In my head I was typing.

Once in a blue moon I will tell you.

But what I typed was.

Once in a good mood I will you don't ya know.

Both sentences are equally inane.

[chester grape]

I've been doing this for about 2 weeks now. I'm wondering If I need to break down and get an MRI.

I been talking to people then using the wrong word in the wrong place or phrase. This even happens when I'm typing.

I was responding to someone the other night. In my head I was typing.

Once in a blue moon I will tell you.

But what I typed was.

Once in a good mood I will you don't ya know.


It's been little things like this. I'm missing typing and saying little words in my communications. Like right now I have read over this 5 times to makes sure I have no fucked it up. Is this tied in with my sleep thing? I don't know what the hell is even real anymore.

Munchausen's, definitely.

[phatboy]

I didnt know that had that in Australia, I though "A dingo ate your baby"?

[chester grape]

I didnt know that had that in Australia, I though "A dingo ate your baby"?

Make sense, dammit!

[ucicare]

[quote="TheGrimJesus"]

Munchausen's, definitely.


I concur with Dr Grape.


A lobotomy is in order.


Or, skip the MRI and get some freakin' Lamictal.


Do these symptoms sound familiar?

-Increased physical and mental activity and energy
-Heightened mood, exaggerated optimism and self-confidence
-Excessive irritability, aggressive behavior
-Decreased need for sleep without experiencing fatigue
-Grandiose delusions, inflated sense of self-importance
-Racing speech, racing thoughts, flight of ideas
-Impulsiveness, poor judgment, distractibility
-Reckless behavior
-In the most severe cases, delusions and hallucinations

[Joeslogic]

No you don't Joe. I know what you mean about the typing of weird things. You see our thoughts are actually distractions. Focus your mind, try meditating. You know, sitting around outside and focussing on your surroundings, pushing out all thought. It works wonders.

And remember to always have faith Joe.


Hot Damn! Smurf is back! Whats is been three maybe four days?

Ok what about a compromise use Ambian to enhance the pushing out of the bad vibes?

[chester grape]

... skip the MRI and get some freakin' Lamictal.

Yeah, that's what he needs, more drugs.

[Checkmate]

[quote="TheGrimJesus"]

Munchausen's, definitely.


I concur with Dr Grape.


A lobotomy is in order.


Or, skip the MRI and get some freakin' Lamictal.


Do these symptoms sound familiar?

-Increased physical and mental activity and energy
-Heightened mood, exaggerated optimism and self-confidence
-Excessive irritability, aggressive behavior
-Decreased need for sleep without experiencing fatigue
-Grandiose delusions, inflated sense of self-importance
-Racing speech, racing thoughts, flight of ideas
-Impulsiveness, poor judgment, distractibility
-Reckless behavior
-In the most severe cases, delusions and hallucinations

I have all of these and function quite normally, I have the best collection of imaginary friends, on saturday's they perform musicals.

[ucicare]

[ I have all of these and function quite normally,


Can you get a anyone else to verify that?

You know that self proclamations of normalacy are a sure sign of pathology, right? :lol:


Barry

[ucicare]

... skip the MRI and get some freakin' Lamictal.

Yeah, that's what he needs, more drugs.


I don't consider Lamictal a "drug" and more than I would consider anti biotics drugs.

In my opinion, "drugs" are mixtures that act quickly, produce rapid changes in mood/perception, leave the system quickly, and produce no lasting positive changes.

Medicine, on the other hand, acts slowly, and produces positive and lasting change in the body.

Cocaine = Drug

Lamictal = Medicine


See the difference?

[Checkmate]

[ I have all of these and function quite normally,


Can you get a anyone else to verify that?

You know that self proclamations of normalacy are a sure sign of pathology, right? :lol:


Barry

The staff quack here at the NHS, says I am the picture of Mental health, and for the record I am only pathological when it's comes to other people telling me they're normal :D

[chester grape]

... skip the MRI and get some freakin' Lamictal.

Yeah, that's what he needs, more drugs.


I don't consider Lamictal a "drug" and more than I would consider anti biotics drugs.

In my opinion, "drugs" are mixtures that act quickly, produce rapid changes in mood/perception, leave the system quickly, and produce no lasting positive changes.

Medicine, on the other hand, acts slowly, and produces positive and lasting change in the body.

Cocaine = Drug

Lamictal = Medicine


See the difference?

By that 'definition' ...

Morphine = Drug (even when used for pain relief)

Anabolic steroid = Medicine (even when used to cheat in sports).