How many days does Barry have to be dead for this place to

[DangerousDan]

get a new moderator? Come on people it is time to move on. I't already been at least 72 hours since Dr. Phil posted here.

[Lomotil]

Counting the hours, eh?

Wow, I never knew you were this infatuated with him...

[ucicare]

get a new moderator? Come on people it is time to move on. I't already been at least 72 hours since Dr. Phil posted here.

I have a proposition for you Dan.

You can buy a half interest in this forum for $1.00. If you will send it to me by mail, I will give you the passwords and make you a full partner. We will even change the name to reflect our alliance.

Send it here - no kidding.

Barry
25771 Ravenwood Circle
Daphne, Al 26526

As soon as I see the $$$, you will be a co moderator.

[phatboy]

Thats a long address, must be a lot of houses on that street, or it is one really long street.

I see you are in the correct state, should be plenty of work to do on the mentally unstable in Alabama.

[Ferine]

I see you are in the correct state, should be plenty of work to do on the mentally unstable in Alabama.
Except for people from Huntsville, AL. All of them are completely sane and rational.

[diogenes]

You're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

[Joeslogic]

I say we all take a vacation down at the Gulf. I hear Barry knows of some good fishing spots and I know a place to stay.

[smiles]

I see you are in the correct state, should be plenty of work to do on the mentally unstable in Alabama.
Except for people from Huntsville, AL. All of them are completely sane and rational.


i hear people down there be gangsta fo rrrreal..... i even heard some white girl snatched Flava Flavs chain......

[diogenes]

You can also get Jack Daniel's Green Label in the south. Apparently California is afraid to sell good whiskey.

[softamp;squidgy]

I think Baz is rather nice,
His fuse is long,
his armour thick.
Is it rude to ask after his dick??
Just wondered if you have ever measured it Baz?
:lol:

[DangerousDan]

I think Baz is rather nice,
His fuse is long,
his armour thick.
Is it rude to ask after his dick??
Just wondered if you have ever measured it Baz?
:lol:

Shut up phatboy everyone knows it's you.

[ucicare]

I think Baz is rather nice,
His fuse is long,
his armour thick.
Is it rude to ask after his dick??
Just wondered if you have ever measured it Baz?
:lol:

Shut up phatboy everyone knows it's you.


my zip code was wrong. It should be 36526.

Send the Dollar Dan. I swear I'll make you co moderator.

Barry

[ucicare]

I think Baz is rather nice,
His fuse is long,
his armour thick.
Is it rude to ask after his dick??
Just wondered if you have ever measured it Baz?
:lol:


I missed you Mia. How is everything down under?

Barry

[ucicare]

I say we all take a vacation down at the Gulf. I hear Barry knows of some good fishing spots and I know a place to stay.


Come on. No kidding. We should have a Fugly rendevous at LuLu's.

http://www.lulusathomeport.com/gallery/bestof/images/firstboat_r3_c3.jpg

Barry

[DangerousDan]

I say we all take a vacation down at the Gulf. I hear Barry knows of some good fishing spots and I know a place to stay.


Come on. No kidding. We should have a Fugly rendevous at LuLu's.

http://www.lulusathomeport.com/gallery/bestof/images/firstboat_r3_c3.jpg

Barry

Sounds like a gay porno. No Thanks.

[ucicare]

Sounds like a gay porno. No Thanks.

Send me a dollar faggot.


Barry

[Dwaine Scum]

Sounds like a gay porno. No Thanks.

Send me a dollar faggot.


Barry

ZING!!!

[Joeslogic]

I bet Fall is about the best time to be in Mobile? That looks like a nice fishing boat.

[Dwaine Scum]

I bet Fall is about the best time to be in Mobile? That looks like a nice fishing boat.
fag

[DangerousDan]

Sounds like a gay porno. No Thanks.

Send me a dollar faggot.


Barry

ZING!!!

What is that the sound of your size 53 pants splitting in half as you try to reach down and pick something up?

[Joeslogic]

O shit! haha I feel kinda weird taking Dans side here but Damn Dwaine you better come up with something to save face on that one!

[Dwaine Scum]

You guys know I have a fucking pigmy midget to pick shit up for me, and to punt when I get angry... everyone should have too...

P.S. joe, you're still a fag

[Joeslogic]

Ah hell Dwaine you can go fishing on the boat to. Just bring a lot of sunscreen cause for you I would guess a sunburn would be pretty painfull.

[Dwaine Scum]

Ah hell Dwaine you can go fishing on the boat to. Just bring a lot of sunscreen cause for you I would guess a sunburn would be pretty painfull.

yes i would *tears up*

[diogenes]

Dwaine has to apply sunscreen with a crop duster.

[Dwaine Scum]

to joe? can it be Zyklon B? I heard that was wonderful sunscreen

[diogenes]

Nah, Joe rubs himself down with baby seal fat and drinks the blood of a newborn while sunning himself on the beach. Dwaine is just to damn big to apply sunscreen with anything less efficient then a Wagner power painter.

[Dwaine Scum]

Nah, Joe rubs himself down with baby seal fat and drinks the blood of a newborn while sunning himself on the beach. Dwaine is just to damn big to apply sunscreen with anything less efficient then a Wagner power painter.

why must you hurt me so, with your words?

[Joeslogic]

I'll start with that mountian of Fried Okra and then .... The fish basket.

http://www.lulusathomeport.com/menus/index.php

God I love gumbo. But I would be coming by way of I10 and would have to stop by Maw Bill’s in Gulfport to see how she is coming along and get either some of my aunts Gumbo or shrimp spaghetti on the way.

[ucicare]

I bet Fall is about the best time to be in Mobile? That looks like a nice fishing boat.

October is best. It is so hot right now the alligators won't even sun themselves.

And to be clear - Mobile sucks. I live across the bay in Baldwin County. It is much more laid back and clean.

I am about 3 minutes from the bay, and 30 minutes from the Gulf.

Barry

[Ferine]

Nah, Joe rubs himself down with baby seal fat and drinks the blood of a newborn while sunning himself on the beach. Dwaine is just to damn big to apply sunscreen with anything less efficient then a Wagner power painter.
I would gladly assist Dwaine in applying suncreen. But only in May. It is Melanoma Awareness month after all.

[diogenes]

I have a Wagner for the sunscreen. Mix in one part acetone to two parts sunscreena and you'll get a nice even coat, no drips and no spatters.

[phatboy]

I had to drive up to memphis this past weekend for a wedding, long boring ride, had to cut across through anniston and then up through birmingham. I have to say alabama drivers are second only to Florida drivers in the 'holy shit what a fucking retard' category.

Present company excluded.....

[diogenes]

So. Cal drivers aren't too bad, it's just that there are so damn many of us on the road that at any given point at least one of them is ruining everyone else's drive.

Anybody else need sunscreen while I'm getting the Wagner ready?

[phatboy]

I could use some for tomorrow. Of course I only use the 70SPF from Hawaiin Tropic, that stuff goes on like plaster. Thats what I get for being an 'ultracracker'.

[diogenes]

Hence the acetone. You want me to mix in some zinc-oxide while I'm at it?

*Stirs paint canister vigorously*

[Joeslogic]

Buy a house with a pool that has a heater so you can get started about April when the sun is not so strong and develope a good base tan that by now is impenetrable to sunburn pain. Oh and let me add do not make the mistake of considering the all over tan aspect just because you have a lot of privacy. The risk of sunburn to certian private parts is not worth it. Ouch!

[diogenes]

Mmmmm, melanoma.

[Joeslogic]

80 years from now we are going to have half the population living to be 200 years old because they were careful to buckle up and protect their skin. The place will stink to high heaven because they are so far gone in bodily function that they shit all over them selves. But by god their still alive! Thank god I won't be around hopefully because I hope to die at least before I'm 80.

[Dwaine Scum]

I have a Wagner for the sunscreen. Mix in one part acetone to two parts sunscreena and you'll get a nice even coat, no drips and no spatters.

ACETONE!!!! What the hell is wrong with you~!!!!! Its summer for christs sakke... Warm weather reducer...

[diogenes]

Maybe some naptha? That way you can use it to fill your Zippo as well.

[ucicare]

I had to drive up to memphis this past weekend for a wedding, long boring ride, had to cut across through anniston and then up through birmingham. I have to say alabama drivers are second only to Florida drivers in the 'holy shit what a fucking retard' category.

Present company excluded.....

Anniston is a third world country where inbreeding is an artform. It's not far from Hoke's Bluff and Gad's Den.

After seeing first hand the carnage of Middle Alabama, it's hard to believe that this is found in Alabama isn't it?

http://kiva-dunes.gulf-shores-alabama.com/KivaOverhead2.jpg

Barry

[Schmed]

Barry does that dollar deal also extend to me?? I'll send ya two!

[Ferine]

Anniston is a third world country where inbreeding is an artform. It's not far from Hoke's Bluff and Gad's Den.

:lol:
I dated a guy from Gad's Den once. He had all his teeth...at the time.

You want real third world country, with a KKK flare - go to Cullman. They eat raw oysters out of dirty five gallon buckets and throwing cow patties in to the back of passing pickup trucks is considered an admirable accomplishment.

[ucicare]

Barry does that dollar deal also extend to me?? I'll send ya two!


Well, you lack the professional credentials that Dan has, but you are definetely better educated and more intelligent. Hummm. Why not. You can specialize in multicultural psychological issues.

Send the buck. We'll call it "Barry's Nuts and Schmed's Butts."


Barry

[ucicare]

Anniston is a third world country where inbreeding is an artform. It's not far from Hoke's Bluff and Gad's Den.

:lol:
I dated a guy from Gad's Den once. He had all his teeth...at the time.

You want real third world country, with a KKK flare - go to Cullman. They eat raw oysters out of dirty five gallon buckets and throwing cow patties in to the back of passing pickup trucks is considered an admirable accomplishment.

Gadsden and Cullman have got to be the two most redneck places on earth. I had the privelege of establishing foster care agencies in both places. The people from Gadsden could barely read, and not a single Black family even applied for training in Cullman. I actually lived in Cullman County for 11 months. It was pure hell. The people were so PROUD that there were no Blacks in the school system. I literally brushed the dirt off of my shoes when I left.

And you dated a guy from Gadsden? Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way). Contratulations on escaping the clutches of stupidity and ignorance.


Barry

[phatboy]

And you dated a guy from Gadsden? Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way). Contratulations on escaping the clutches of stupidity and ignorance.


Barry

Yes, but was she related to him?

We have a few places similar to that in GA. Its amazing the drop in education/civilization when you get outside of any moderate sized city. Augusta has some rural suburbs that are only about 20 minutes outside of town, but its like driving 35 years back in time when you go there. I think the pre-requisite is a gurleys/IGA and a Mack's country store.

[ucicare]

And you dated a guy from Gadsden? Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way). Contratulations on escaping the clutches of stupidity and ignorance.


Barry

Yes, but was she related to him?

We have a few places similar to that in GA. Its amazing the drop in education/civilization when you get outside of any moderate sized city. Augusta has some rural suburbs that are only about 20 minutes outside of town, but its like driving 35 years back in time when you go there. I think the pre-requisite is a gurleys/IGA and a Mack's country store.


I haven't seen a IGA store in years. They still exist?

Barry

[phatboy]

Oh yea. IGAs and Jerry's Red and White stores. Thats how you know a town hasnt changed much, that and maybe a piggly wiggly.

[Ferine]

Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way).

It wasn't too complicated. I was young, stupid and I actually cared about penis size and six packs then.

[phatboy]

Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way).

It wasn't too complicated. I was young, stupid and I actually cared about penis size and six packs then.

Six packs of beer or stomachs?

[Ferine]

Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way).

It wasn't too complicated. I was young, stupid and I actually cared about penis size and six packs then.

Six packs of beer or stomachs?
Both? :)

[DangerousDan]

Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way).

It wasn't too complicated. I was young, stupid and I actually cared about penis size and six packs then.

No shit. What size did you prefer?

[ucicare]

Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way).

It wasn't too complicated. I was young, stupid and I actually cared about penis size and six packs then.

No shit. What size did you prefer?


You are hoping she says 3 inches, right?



Barry

[diogenes]

3 inches at 90 miles an hour can still do some damage.

[TheGrimJesus]

I sent you a dollar Barry

[phatboy]

I dont have but 3 inches.......

......some girls like em that wide.

[Totalrecall1982]

See i knew you were not packing a big mack daddy steal like me boy!

[phatboy]

See i knew you were not packing a big mack daddy steal like me boy!

So what the fuck is a big mack daddy steal? Did you steal it? So you stole someone noodle? I believe you have a big one, in your ass.