Advice for getting over an Ex?

[GAS]

Girlfriend of 3 years dumped me. She says she has some growing up to do blah blah blah. I'm thinking she's just going through her22-23 year old crazy phase...anyways...how the fuck do I move on?

[Dwaine Scum]

hookers

[headee]

suicide. trust me--it's all downhill from here.

[Ferine]

Girlfriend of 3 years dumped me. She says she has some growing up to do blah blah blah. I'm thinking she's just going through her22-23 year old crazy phase...anyways...how the fuck do I move on?
There are plenty of women to be had.

And there are no 22-23 yr old crazy phases, she either has other interests or she just doesn't like you anymore. Fairly simple.

[one-spam-poster]

either get back with her or kill urself.
only the person who hurts u can take away the pain

[Lomotil]

Brownies, man... Brownies.

[GAS]

Girlfriend of 3 years dumped me. She says she has some growing up to do blah blah blah. I'm thinking she's just going through her22-23 year old crazy phase...anyways...how the fuck do I move on?


And there are no 22-23 yr old crazy phases, she either has other interests or she just doesn't like you anymore. Fairly simple.

Their isn't? A ton of my friends and I must missed that memo because we were nuts at that age.

[GAS]

suicide. trust me--it's all downhill from here.

I had a very close friend kill himself recently. Fuck that, any life is better than no life in my opinion.

[smiles]

like all ma' homies say, ain't no pussy like new pussy....... i'm sure you have some side projects lined up, female friends you've kept arround because you know they want you.... deal with one of those

[Ferine]

like all ma' homies say, ain't no pussy like new pussy....... i'm sure you have some side projects lined up, female friends you've kept arround because you know they want you.... deal with one of those
Canadians are pricks.

[DrBungle]

Girlfriend of 3 years dumped me. She says she has some growing up to do blah blah blah. I'm thinking she's just going through her22-23 year old crazy phase...anyways...how the fuck do I move on?

Keep busy. It's going to take time to work her out of your system. Video games, exercise, reading, drawing, masturbating, clean your house (slob). . .

I think there's a natural rate we all have for getting over someone, and until you reach that thresold, brotha, it's going to hurt.

[phatboy]

Get really drunk and then have sex with a midget dominatrix.

[Checkmate]

like all ma' homies say, ain't no pussy like new pussy....... i'm sure you have some side projects lined up, female friends you've kept arround because you know they want you.... deal with one of those
Canadians are pricks.

No, Women are easily manipulated with the slightest bit of attention and praise from their male counterparts.

Smiles speaks of common sense and logic. It must be that elitist education he is pursuing at U OF T, I still miss Friday’s at the Maddy... :cry: that fucker that plays the piano still there?

[Ferine]

No, Immature and ignorant women are easily deceived by the slightest bit of attention and praise from their menial counterparts.

Fixed.

Don't search for these type of women GAS, and don't take this type of advice either. Both can only lead you down a path of nonsignificance. New pussy may be a temporary distraction, but in the long run you'll only get a rash and still feel empty. Take up knitting.

[phatboy]

in the long run you'll only get a rash and still feel empty. Take up knitting.

You have to check it out before you climb into it.

[smiles]

like all ma' homies say, ain't no pussy like new pussy....... i'm sure you have some side projects lined up, female friends you've kept arround because you know they want you.... deal with one of those
Canadians are pricks.


oh please like women don’t keep men they'd never consider dating on the side for those moments when they need emotional support


checkmate: the place is soft as hell, i don't now how long ago you went there but the only descent place to grab a pitcher at 2 in the afternoon is Einstein’s

[Checkmate]

No, Immature and ignorant women are easily deceived by the slightest bit of attention and praise from their menial counterparts.

Fixed.

Don't search for these type of women GAS, and don't take this type of advice either. Both can only lead you down a path of nonsignificance. New pussy may be a temporary distraction, but in the long run you'll only get a rash and still feel empty. Take up knitting.

Because GAS, having lots of sex with insignificant women will in no way help you get by for the next few months while you ponder life's bigger questions and are looking for direction. :roll:

The rules to being single as explained by Checkmate:

1) Be an Asshole. It's a widely know fact that single women are attracted to guys that treat them like shit. Need proof? Ask any women over 25 whose still "DATING", women love a bad boy.

2) Be Selfish, being single is all about you! Get what you want out of it, cause you’re never going be here again.

3) While you are a single male in your 20 to 30's, this is known as the golden age, there is no good reason to date any women over the age of 22, women after this age wise up some, expect you to be self sufficient, and looking for commitment, these are all vehicles to the single males ruin and damnation, culminating into a dreaded institution called marriage.

4) You only need one position while you're single, it's called doggie style, and you should be facing the television, watching sports centre, (beer is optional depending how vigorous you get, beer is expensive and should not be wasted due to a high spillage ratio in this position. ask yourself why else would a young girl get a lower back tattoo if it wasn't meant to be a coaster?)

5) During this phase there is no reason to respect women, treat them as they treat us, with undisguised contempt, the minute you respect a woman is the minute she is has you right where she wants you. During this phase, be unabashed about letting your girl know she is vying for your attention with other young women, after all your time is precious, and the mere fact you found time to take her out she should have no illusions that you are a king among men, feel free to carry a scepter, cape and crown to illustrate this point.

6) Don't shave your chest hair and other faggy crap like that, women like to know they are dating a man, in fact work out, don't shower and show up to meet her, and let her bathe in your aroma of man. Also public displays of affections are right out of the question, the only excusable one being, where she is blowing you at the bar or while driving.

7) Never compliment women; the world does not revolve around how good they look, or a new shade of fuckin lipstick. Low self esteem is a goldmine, literally. The only acceptable compliment is "you look decent tonight, but I wish you would have worn that black number that highlights your tits better" subtle comments like this will ensure she is working hard at looking better for you. See Number 2.

8) If your boys or lads call you up to go drinking in the middle of a date with a woman during your golden age of Male singledom, it is perfectly acceptable to walk out in the middle of dinner without paying, and say "thanks, I'll call you later for a booty call" without having the intention of ever speaking to her again. In this day and age of gender equality women are expected to pull their own weight.

9) If at any time you hear the words, "I only wish I had more room on my credit card" It's time to leave, if she can't support herself, how can she support your excessive lifestyle?

10) It at anytime she says "I can't wait for you to meet my parents", this an appropriate time to counter with "You know, I have cancer, and I would hate for them to get attached, I only have 5 months to live" she should be moved to tears at this point, and promptly blowing you, If not, she is pure evil.

Those are the rules. Have fun. Send me no Wedding Invitations, because I hate to see Dead Men Walking.

Cheers!

Your Pal,

Checkmate

[DrBungle]

Where were you nine years ago?

[phatboy]

Where were you nine years ago?

No doubt. That would have been helpful in my 'formidable' years.....

[diogenes]

Formidable years pass. I'd hate to see where what an old mans life looks like without family. A retirement home all alone is not something to look forward too.

[diogenes]

That being said, focus on your business. Handle school, career, and all the other things you need to get going on. It will keep you busy, and ladies will pick up on the fact that you have your stuff together. Then free market dating is the rule. Date many people, and when the right one comes along for the job, invest.

[phatboy]

He didnt say forever.

You dont want to get married to the first one that gets in the sack with you. Thats like buying a car without driving all the cars to make sure you get the one you like.

[diogenes]

When I said dating I was including sex. I don't think you should just marry the first girl that's nice to you. I also don't think that handling your business should ever be second priority. You come first. If you're not meeting your needs you're most likely not going to be able to meet the needs of other people. When I say needs I'm not talking about dirt bikes and beer, I'm talking about basic stability. Once you have that some bitch like Ferine will come along and make you sell all your toys. :evil:

Another good way to get over your ex is to hold your 3 month old nephew while you type and have him pull all the hair out of your arm. I'm not thinking about my ex at all right now, just the fact that my left arm has less hair on it then when I started typing this.

[Dwaine Scum]

I told you, one word, "HOOKERS"...

well gas, in your case, Two Words,:
"Transvestite hookers"

[Lomotil]

in the long run you'll only get a rash and still feel empty. Take up knitting.

You have to check it out before you climb into it.

This is where the knitting needles come in handy...

[Ferine]

in the long run you'll only get a rash and still feel empty. Take up knitting.

You have to check it out before you climb into it.

This is where the knitting needles come in handy...
:lol:

[Checkmate]

When I said dating I was including sex. I don't think you should just marry the first girl that's nice to you. I also don't think that handling your business should ever be second priority. You come first. If you're not meeting your needs you're most likely not going to be able to meet the needs of other people. When I say needs I'm not talking about dirt bikes and beer, I'm talking about basic stability. Once you have that some bitch like Ferine will come along and make you sell all your toys. :evil:

Another good way to get over your ex is to hold your 3 month old nephew while you type and have him pull all the hair out of your arm. I'm not thinking about my ex at all right now, just the fact that my left arm has less hair on it then when I started typing this.

There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin..That’s a lie, I know where to start!

1) "When I said dating I was including sex" Same thing, real men don't date, the dinner or event before is a precursor to sex, if she doesn't jump in the sack after 2 "DATES" she is not worth a third. You'll save valuable time and money.

2) "I don't think you should just marry the first girl that's nice to you. I also don't think that handling your business should ever be second priority." Women are only nice to you as a means to their ends, when that fails and it usually does spectacularly, they consult "THE CIRCLE OF HENS" and usually come back with ultimatums which only lead women to tears and ice cream. When it comes to your business, this should be the top priority, majority of women have the depth of a kiddies pool, and really want to be looked after, not self sufficient as they claim, as long as I have been around the biggest attraction for a woman is WEALTH. Because rich guys never get laid, do they?

3) If you're not meeting your needs you're most likely not going to be able to meet the needs of other people. When I say needs I'm not talking about dirt bikes and beer, I'm talking about basic stability. Once you have that some bitch like Ferine will come along and make you sell all your toys.You were actually pretty close on this one, so I'll give you the 2 finger golf clap. In reality stability is all dependant on your income and ability to live the life you want within your means. Women never see you for who you are, they see you for who you can be, they see your potential, i.e. as a husband, a father etc. this is natures way of ensuring they get the best seed possible and ensure the survivability of their offspring, still not sure why women are attracted to rich assholes......they are the best hunters in the pack, and display the most dominant male characteristics, this is why women get married and build a nest, then go out looking for other guys to plant the seed.

4)Another good way to get over your ex is to blah blah blah....Single guys should never be around children, unless of course you picked up a single mom the night before then feel free to use this line "Hey champ, just like your Dad, I'm going to leave right now." You should be at a strip bar practicing your game, strippers are the single male’s sounding board, and they have some of the most finely tuned bullshit detectors known to man! If you can get your game working there you can get your game working anywhere. Think of it as practice before the big game.

[Checkmate]

Dr. Checkmates interpretation of the female brain:

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/eb328f3fdd.jpg

[Checkmate]

Dr.Checkmate's intrepretation of the female brain Take 2!

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[diogenes]

So Checkmate chose to correct me by agreeing with me on most of my points.

Checkmate is of course wildly succesful with the ladies, as he has managed to listen to at least two broadcasts of the Tom Lykes show.

[GAS]

Ironinc sidenote...back with said Ex now. Flame away

[Dwaine Scum]

Ironinc sidenote...back with said Ex now. Flame away
dumb faggot

[Checkmate]

Your a fool, and you're bound to suffer fools, you deserve neither mercy or kindness.

[Lomotil]

Hey GAS - I'm sort of in the same situation you were in a year ago or so. I've broken up with a girl I was actually planning on marrying, and we still talk. She makes it a point to call me everyday to chat, blah blah blah... Point I'm getting at is this: It would be REALLY easy to get back with her, resume where we left off, have quite a bit of great make-up sex (which would probably be worth it in and of itself, taking into account her bipolar affliction) - but I've been fighting to maintain.

The way I figure is this: I know her inside and out, know what makes her tick, squirm, and giggle - and I am well aware of what she has to offer me. It's been rather difficult, but I've maintained my distance from her, and plan to continue doing so. The reason I do so is this: I know that there is NO future with us. Every moment I would potentially spend with this woman would, in turn, potentially prevent me from getting acquainted with the real woman for me. Who knows, maybe there is no 'real' woman for me - but every day I would spend with this one is one less day reserved for me finding out. Picture me as the insurance agent, assessing a claim that I know is a total loss. Sure, the 'vehicle' can be fixed - but it's going to be even less reliable than it was to begin with, not to mention the other subsequent problems it may encounter while I'm driving it down the road a bit later.

Just my $0.02 worth.

[GAS]

Great advice dude. But I pretty much knew we were gonna get back together, I was just so pissed off(and drunk) when the breakup occured I basically flipped the fuck out and told everyone I knew what a bitch she was and blah blah. I do see what you're saying but this girl is without a doubt one of the most awesome human beings, inside and out, that I have ever met and I'm not gonna let that go. And I've dated around quite a bit and gotten laid many a time so it's not like this was my first time getting my heart destroyed. Gonna stick this one out I think.

I love that bitch :)

[MAJ Havoc]

I love that bitch :)

That was beautiful. :'(

[smiles]

ahhhh love.... never had the pleasure.... hope things work out for the best and that she hasn't been finding comfort between the anus and ballsac of strangers with nice cars

[Debs202]

Hey,

My friend wrote a good article about getting over his ex. It's at:

http://www.growyourgame.com/articles/relationships/how-do-i-get-over-my-ex/

Big of shameless self-promotion there but it's worth a look!

[Dwaine Scum]

Hey,

My friend wrote a good article about getting over his ex. It's at:

http://www.growyourgame.com/articles/relationships/how-do-i-get-over-my-ex/

Big of shameless self-promotion there but it's worth a look!you and your friend are both fucking retarded drama faggots. I would tell you that you should kill yourself, but Barry asked me not to do that in his forum.

[Schmed]

you and your friend are both fucking retarded drama faggots. I would tell you that you should kill yourself, but Barry asked me not to do that in his forum.


And he wouldn't like you to tell them to drink a nice, large glass of bleach. A tasty, satisfying, refreshing glass of smooth liquid bleach.

[ucicare]

And he wouldn't like you to tell them to drink a nice, large glass of bleach. A tasty, satisfying, refreshing glass of smooth liquid bleach.


Schmed, Dwaine - thank you both for respecting the forum rules.

Debs202 - as moderator I think that I will suspend the rules for a day.

Have a pint of Clorox on me. You deserve it, and we all need the relief.

[GAS]

Broke up for good new years eve, along with half of the other couples in the world apparently.

I am dumb.