What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

[phatboy]

Nothing, you done told her twice.......

[diogenes]

Are we going to go into battered/oppressed women jokes?

[phatboy]

I didnt start it check the dates.....and times......

[DrBungle]

If you'd done that you'd see that you are hundredth poster of that tired joke!

[phatboy]

If you'd done that you'd see that you are hundredth poster of that tired joke!

It could be worse I guess. I could be Dr. Bungle. Or Bung Hole. How ever you pronounce it.

DOUCHE BAG....

[DrBungle]

Wow, you managed to get Bung hole from Bungle. Another clever quip from the man who noticed Dwaine is fat.

Kudos, man.

Straight fucking kudos.

[phatboy]

Fuck you I was drunk.

I cant be held accountable for lame post I may make when under the influence.

Geez like you r post are so great.....

[headee]

Fuck you I was drunk.

I cant be held accountable for lame post I may make when under the influence.

Geez like you r post are so great.....

he's correct, he can't be held accountable--he also tried to make a lame pass at me via PM last night.

[phatboy]

Hey, I dont remember any lame pm, hmmmm. I need to leave the champagne of beers alone...........

Did I ask for some head?

[headee]

Hey, I dont remember any lame pm, hmmmm. I need to leave the champagne of beers alone...........

Did I ask for some head?

no, you told me about the time your ex-girlfriend went down on your friend's wife, and how you did her from behind while that was going on... well, you PM'd that to me during the day. last night, you PM'd that that was suppossed to make me all hot and bothered and i should have PM'd you something dirty. or something like that.

[DrBungle]

Fuck you I was drunk.

I cant be held accountable for lame post I may make when under the influence.

Geez like you r post are so great.....

No one's told you, but "I was drunk" is the lamest fucking excuse ever. I've noticed you use the "I'm not an idiot I was drunk" thing none to rarely.

Fuck off you lame lush.

[DrBungle]

Hey, I dont remember any lame pm, hmmmm. I need to leave the champagne of beers alone...........

Did I ask for some head?

no, you told me about the time your ex-girlfriend went down on your friend's wife, and how you did her from behind while that was going on... well, you PM'd that to me during the day. last night, you PM'd that that was suppossed to make me all hot and bothered and i should have PM'd you something dirty. or something like that.

Haha! And the moral of the story: don't drink an open beer from the Phatman. You'll wake up naked, in a van.

[phatboy]

Hey dont get all high and mighty on me.

The ex-girlfreind thing was only in reference to you(headee) making out with a chick at a bar.

[headee]

Hey dont get all high and mighty on me.

The ex-girlfreind thing was only in reference to you(headee) making out with a chick at a bar.

LOL i'm not getting high and mighty.

[phatboy]

Haha! And the moral of the story: don't drink an open beer from the Phatman. You'll wake up naked, in a van.

Huh? How is me drinking got anything to do with you living in a van down by the river?

[phatboy]

Hey dont get all high and mighty on me.

The ex-girlfreind thing was only in reference to you(headee) making out with a chick at a bar.

LOL i'm not getting high and mighty.

Sorry, that part was to bungle. I should have been more pacific.....(yea I know I didnt write specific).

[DrBungle]

I don't see how you trying to use being drunk as an excuse to be a dumbass makes me 'high and mighty'.

[phatboy]

no me drinking once in a while makes me a lush, not that I drink, or get drunk everyday, but it makes me a lame lush.

So is this because the Pauly Shore post over in Film School????

You breakin my balls cause of that??????

You dont ever drink, or say stupid shit?????


you high and mighty mutha fukah....

[Joeslogic]

Glad you got a since og humor this will be even better with a hangover You just got owned (http://Phat.Boy.JustGotOwned.com)

[phatboy]

that was fucking hilarious.

Yes, I am a drunkard asshole who got owned.

Thanks joe for the time and effort to put it so elequently.

[headee]

You just got owned (http://Phat.Boy.JustGotOwned.com)

this just took me to the aninote.com home page.

[Joeslogic]

so you did not even have to view the source to figure it out like I did.

Ah doubt that http://phat.boy.justgotowned.com/ will work either. thats weird you probably use that inferior non-microsoft product I bet.

[headee]

so you did not even have to view the source to figure it out like I did.

Ah doubt that http://phat.boy.justgotowned.com/ will work either. thats weird you probably use that inferior non-microsoft product I bet.

that worked with the http:// ... shut up about macs. lush.

[phatboy]

Phatboy = OWNED Ass Whisker Biscuit

[headee]

so you did not even have to view the source to figure it out like I did.

Ah doubt that http://phat.boy.justgotowned.com/ will work either. thats weird you probably use that inferior non-microsoft product I bet.

that worked with the http:// ... shut up about macs. lush.

oh, my bad joe, i thought phatboy was the one slamming on macs. you can slam on them, because you're not a lush.

[DrBungle]

I don't see how you trying to use being drunk as an excuse to be a dumbass makes me 'high and mighty'.

K, now:

no me drinking once in a while makes me a lush, not that I drink, or get drunk everyday, but it makes me a lame lush.

Are you drunk now? All I've said more than once to you is what I just quoted. Quit trying to dodge it. You're much to fat to depend on any type of dexterity.

[DrBungle]

so you did not even have to view the source to figure it out like I did.

Ah doubt that http://phat.boy.justgotowned.com/ will work either. thats weird you probably use that inferior non-microsoft product I bet.

that worked with the http:// ... shut up about macs. lush.

oh, my bad joe, i thought phatboy was the one slamming on macs. you can slam on them, because you're not a lush.

What is it with you and things getting slammed?

[headee]

What is it with you and things getting slammed?

forcefulness is hot.

[Joeslogic]

Damn right Headee now do as I say next time damn it!

[phatboy]

I don't see how you trying to use being drunk as an excuse to be a dumbass makes me 'high and mighty'.

K, now:

no me drinking once in a while makes me a lush, not that I drink, or get drunk everyday, but it makes me a lame lush.

Are you drunk now? All I've said more than once to you is what I just quoted. Quit trying to dodge it. You're much to fat to depend on any type of dexterity.

Apperently there is a communication issue. So what I was drunk. Me calling you 'bung hole' was not dumb ass, its just hard to send the butt-head voice over the forum. And yes, I think using 'being drunk' as an excuse to be a dumb ass is completely acceptable.

Because I am sure I am the only one on this forum, or in the world for that matter, to make an ass out of myself at the hands of some form of stimulant or depressant.

Your pedestal is high. Please dont fall.

[phatboy]

oh, my bad joe, i thought phatboy was the one slamming on macs. you can slam on them, because you're not a lush.

What the hell is going on around here? Thats it, Im a lush. I fell off the wagon so many times I cant find the damn thing anymore. There. Are you happy now????????????

Hi, my name is phatboy and I am a lush.

I need to change my name to lushboy. Which doesnt sound right, so I guess I will just leave it alone.....

[Joeslogic]

Joe said : Damn right Headee now do as I say next time damn it!


So what did you think Headee?

[diogenes]

Hi, my name is phatboy and I am a lush.

You've also had the clap so many times your name should be applause.

[DrBungle]

FUCKIN BANG!

[diogenes]

Huh?

[phatboy]

You've also had the clap so many times your name should be applause.

Were you in that meeting? Damn it, they call it 'anonymous' for a reason. Shit.

FUCKIN BANG

Who are you fuckin emeril now? You throwin in some marinara???? Maybe some onions???

[headee]

Joe said : Damn right Headee now do as I say next time damn it!


So what did you think Headee?

i was way turned on joe.

[DrBungle]

Joe is the reason there are centipedes in vaginas.

[Joeslogic]

Ah! Thats right so you WERE one of the 36.