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Dwaine Scum
06-13-2006, 03:09 AM
3 percocet 7.5/500 MG, 5 Soma (generric Carisoprodol) 350 Mg, 4 Klonopin (generic Clonazepam) 2Mg, 3 Skelaxin 500 Mg, and Two Midrin....



Yes folks, Im fucked up like a football bat... Ferine, will you come over and console me?
Eos
06-13-2006, 03:23 AM
Whoa! I didn't know they made percocet in 500mg. Man, after my last surgery, I got robbed!

I'm sorry your pain is that bad that you have to take so much, though. I know when my back 'goes out' it sucks but it never lasts for more than a week. Mine was caused by too many times going left when the horse I was riding went right. I can't imagine living with a bad back constantly. I feel for you.
diogenes
06-13-2006, 03:26 AM
That, and he hasn't shit in a month and a half from all those opiates. Not to mention the diverticulitis.
Eos
06-13-2006, 03:39 AM
That, and he hasn't shit in a month and a half from all those opiates. Not to mention the diverticulitis.

Ow.
Dwaine Scum
06-13-2006, 07:00 AM
No the percocet is 7.5 Oxycondone, the 500 is acitamenaphen (tylonol_ Oxycodnine is the opiod on oxycotin, and I did date a shut, but it clogged the can
Dwaine Scum
06-13-2006, 07:00 AM
P.P.P.s. Never ever EVER break a vertibre
Eos
06-13-2006, 05:36 PM
How did you break it? I can't even imagine that constant pain, honestly. My infrequent back problems are musculature so a round of percocet and some muscle relaxers for a few days and I'm golden. And I'm grateful it only happens a few times a year!
TheStreaker1337
06-13-2006, 05:38 PM
For all intensive meanings understood... Roger that.

TheStreaker
FagARoni
06-13-2006, 07:23 PM
Dwayne, unless you weigh 450 lbs you risk a serious OD episode, whether or not you have a back condition. Eh, that's par for the course 'round here, ain't it. The more Fugly posters comatose, the better for the world. :lol
diogenes
06-13-2006, 11:24 PM
Tolerance + Bodyweight + Fugly member = Inability to overdose.

Proven medical fact. Ask Dan.
Lomotil
06-13-2006, 11:48 PM
That sounds all fine and dandy, Dwayne, but where's the Duragesic and Everclear? ;)
Ferine
06-13-2006, 11:52 PM
What'd you do now? :(


It's a long drive. Will you still be alive by the time I have gotten there? I'm not wasting gas on a corpse.

(Get better!)
Dwaine Scum
06-14-2006, 01:32 AM
I was in a car wreck back in 2002and it acts up on really humid days... for the record, i havent pooped in three days
Lomotil
06-14-2006, 01:47 AM
Just add a couple bath soap shavings to your morning cup of coffee. You'll be right as rain by lunch.
Ferine
06-15-2006, 07:30 AM
It's ok. I'll bring rectal suppositories.
DrBungle
06-15-2006, 07:35 AM
I was in a car wreck back in 2002and it acts up on really humid days... for the record, i havent pooped in three days

I think I remember that. Your dad ran a red light?
Dwaine Scum
06-15-2006, 02:08 PM
I was in a car wreck back in 2002and it acts up on really humid days... for the record, i havent pooped in three days

I think I remember that. Your dad ran a red light?
correct... Driving my 2003 impala
Dwaine Scum
06-15-2006, 02:08 PM
It's ok. I'll bring rectal suppositories.
only if you put them in lovingly
phatboy
06-15-2006, 02:34 PM
I am guesing you had some surgery on your back. That explains the pain on humid days, air gets in there when they cut you open, then with humidity the barometric pressure changes. Causing the air to expand or contract. My knee does the same thing. Fucking doctors.
diogenes
06-15-2006, 09:23 PM
It's ok. I'll bring rectal suppositories.

I have a plunger.
Dwaine Scum
06-15-2006, 10:18 PM
It's ok. I'll bring rectal suppositories.

I have a plunger.

why you always kill the fun *shakes fist*
diogenes
06-15-2006, 11:06 PM
A plunger can be fun. *Shakes plunger*
DrBungle
06-17-2006, 02:53 PM
Quit Rimjob-blocking Dwaine!!!
Dwaine Scum
06-17-2006, 05:22 PM
the thought of a rimjob from ferine gave me a hard-on, but a thoought of a eibjob from headie made me linp.....


PLease ferune, may I have a rim job?
diogenes
06-17-2006, 11:19 PM
He did ask nicely.
Ferine
06-20-2006, 08:24 AM
Awww. You're so cute when you ask to get rimmed. :oops: I just want to squish you.


But, sorry, no rimjobs. I'll gladly give you suppositories though.
DrBungle
06-20-2006, 01:09 PM
TONGUE SUPPOSITORY!
headee
06-20-2006, 01:12 PM
the thought of a rimjob from ferine gave me a hard-on, but a thoought of a eibjob from headie made me linp.....


PLease ferune, may I have a rim job?

okay, i'm stumped. what was "eibjob" suppossed to say?
DrBungle
06-20-2006, 01:18 PM
Looking at the keyboard, RIM is the only thing I can see him trying to spell using EIB as locators.
headee
06-20-2006, 01:20 PM
Looking at the keyboard, RIM is the only thing I can see him trying to spell using EIB as locators.

ah, yes i believe you are right. at least dwaine has standards from whom he would receive a rimjob.
Dwaine Scum
06-20-2006, 01:32 PM
I Just got home from the hockeygame, will you all shiut the fuck up and stop yelling?
diogenes
06-20-2006, 03:57 PM
Hey Dwaine, low standards are not a crime.