why are girls......

[Jurkin 24-7]

....such cunts?

i took a little vacation to the beach to get away from all the bullshit here, and ended up having to sleep next to this hot girl that wouldnt let me fuckin touch her, even though i payed for the hotel. on top of the attitude that all the girls down there have.
at least i took everybody's alcohol home with me, i'm gonna need it.

[pimpchichi]

one word... rohypnol images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Jurkin 24-7]

as in "roofies" that you hear about? what form does that come in? does it make them quiet?

yeah, why cant i just find my self a nice def-mute (appendages optional)

[pimpchichi]

i think i'll leave it to the DEA (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/rohypnol/rohypnol.htm) to answer your questions...

[pimpchichi]

here's another good page.. http://earthops.org/rohypnol.html

[pimpchichi]

rohypnol testimonial (http://earthops.org/rohypnol6.html)

this ones worth a look too images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[kitana]

let me give a GUY rohypnol and cut off his balls images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Jurkin 24-7]

those would be nice but i already own a hammer.

what happened to the good ol' days when you find one you like and just smack em over the head with a stick, and drag them back to your cave by the hair (not the feet cause they will fill up with dirt)

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
let me give a GUY rohypnol and cut off his balls images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What would you do with his balls once you're finished? images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Just curious...

[ June 12, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

[kitana]

add his balls to my collection. i got piglet balls, my dog, Rojo's balls, and now i need human balls.

do u think i am sick???

wanna see a pic???

[Disorder]

No....just bored images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

do u think i am sick???

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sick? We're all a little sick... especially me! images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Jurkin 24-7]

i heard you can sell those boys for like $25k a piece, is this true?

[Topper]

What boys?

[kitana]

what boys???

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
what boys???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd say he's talking testicles.

[Jurkin 24-7]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I'd say he's talking testicles.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thank you.
yeah, ya know, your "boys" !!

what do you guys call em?
(maybe this should be a new thread)

[Disorder]

bollocks

[Scrawine]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jurkin 24-7:
....such cunts?

i took a little vacation to the beach to get away from all the bullshit here, and ended up having to sleep next to this hot girl that wouldnt let me fuckin touch her, even though i payed for the hotel. on top of the attitude that all the girls down there have.
at least i took everybody's alcohol home with me, i'm gonna need it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well I know if I don't sleep with a guy, it means I find him totally fucking ugly and he probably also has a small dick-hard luck Jurkin but that's the harsh truth

images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine:
Well I know if I don't sleep with a guy, it means I find him totally fucking ugly and he probably also has a small dick-hard luck Jurkin but that's the harsh truth

images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I second that! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Silent But Deadly]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine:
Well I know if I don't sleep with a guy, it means I find him totally fucking ugly and he probably also has a small dick-hard luck Jurkin but that's the harsh truth

images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OUCH!!! Damn Scraw....your sexy when your mean!! :inlove:

[Silent But Deadly]

And its my little General and his duffle bags..thats FYI

:spam:

[kitana]

human testicals or animal testicles???
i got piglet and dog testicles, we ate the bull testicles. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Jurkin 24-7]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine:
Well I know if I don't sleep with a guy, it means I find him totally fucking ugly and he probably also has a small dick-hard luck Jurkin but that's the harsh truth

images/smiles/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thanx for shooting me straight, how unfemale of you. but i dont think thats the case, i'm not a bad lookin guy, and my penis.....well, i dont know if he's big, but he's a fighter anyhow.

i think its just a "friendzone" thing. i think i was just too nice to her. what the fuck is up with this "friendzone", "your like a brother to me" bullshit? guys dont have that problem, where do you ladies get that shit.

[kitana]

i dont know, i never had that problem...plus i am not a lady, i am female-a gurl

[Nauseous]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

...i got piglet and dog testicles, we ate the bull testicles. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You what?!? images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Silent But Deadly]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
we ate the bull testicles. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Rocky Mountain Oysters!!

[kitana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
Rocky Mountain Oysters!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Yes, and they were good, too.

[Jurkin 24-7]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
i dont know, i never had that problem<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

of course not, guys dont have girl-"friends".


(general and duffle bags, LOL)