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wkdprincess
06-09-2006, 10:06 AM
EWWWWWW THAT EVIL SARAH LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF CREATURE EWWWWW SHES A DOG, IS THAT A GIRL OR A BOY WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME COZ IM CONFUSED! YEAH SARAH I HOPE YOUR READING THIS U RAT!

tomm7110
06-12-2006, 12:57 PM
The one thing that never changes about this forum is the never ending supply of newbie dicks that register post some pathetic tirade of childish shit that they think is totally hilarious and think is so clever just cos they've read the victims page,all your doing is showing the entire forum how fucking pathetic,infintile and braindead you are princess please carry on with your drivel its entertaining to see a stupid loud mouth braindead little whore try and take someone like sarah on,its like watching john merrick in a beauty contest with marilyn monroe.
You are a joke.
Die.

DrBungle
06-12-2006, 01:19 PM
BLOOOOODNEEEEENGA!!!!!!

Dwaine Scum
06-12-2006, 02:04 PM
The one thing that never changes about this forum is the never ending supply of newbie dicks that register post some pathetic tirade of childish shit that they think is totally hilarious and think is so clever just cos they've read the victims page,all your doing is showing the entire forum how fucking pathetic,infintile and braindead you are princess please carry on with your drivel its entertaining to see a stupid loud mouth braindead little whore try and take someone like sarah on,its like watching john merrick in a beauty contest with marilyn monroe.
You are a joke.
Die.

tommy, it appears that your testicles have finnally droped... congrats on growing up.../

tomm7110
06-12-2006, 02:14 PM
te he he he you said testicles.

wkdprincess
06-12-2006, 03:39 PM
I take back everything i said, i realise how childish and retarded i have been. Once again i am sorry
wkdprincess

Eos
06-12-2006, 03:42 PM
Uh oh. Now you've done it.

wkdprincess
06-12-2006, 04:12 PM
why have i?

Eos
06-12-2006, 04:51 PM
I don't know. I didn't do it, you did.

wkdprincess
06-12-2006, 05:44 PM
thats so lame[/quote]

Eos
06-12-2006, 05:52 PM
That's exactly what I was thinking. What are the odds of that?

Dwaine Scum
06-12-2006, 06:27 PM
jesus, you're both fucking faggots...

Schmed
06-12-2006, 07:30 PM
jesus, you're both fucking faggots...


DING DING DING..We have a winner!

Eos
06-13-2006, 02:05 AM
jesus, you're both fucking faggots...

My goodness, did somebodys daddy take away their XBox again? And yes, I like men.

Schmed
06-13-2006, 02:38 AM
jesus, you're both fucking faggots...

My goodness, did somebodys daddy take away their XBox again? And yes, I like men.


Aww it's a SHIM.

Eos
06-13-2006, 02:39 AM
jesus, you're both fucking faggots...

My goodness, did somebodys daddy take away their XBox again? And yes, I like men.


Aww it's a SHIM.

Yes but I'm cute!

Dwaine Scum
06-13-2006, 02:49 AM
jesus, you're both fucking faggots...

My goodness, did somebodys daddy take away their XBox again? And yes, I like men.


Aww it's a SHIM.

Yes but I'm cute!

yeah, you are a real fucking gentlmsn... the kinda guy who will take you to a bar, and push in your stool

diogenes
06-13-2006, 02:50 AM
No your not. You're living proof that a man fucking a sheep can produce offspring.

Eos
06-13-2006, 02:53 AM
I'm not Scottish...

diogenes
06-13-2006, 02:56 AM
Your father was.

Eos
06-13-2006, 03:01 AM
Damn! I wonder if he knows?

diogenes
06-13-2006, 03:02 AM
Probably figured it out about the 3rd time he fucked a sheep.

Eos
06-13-2006, 03:03 AM
I always wondered why my mom wasn't like other mothers.

diogenes
06-13-2006, 03:08 AM
I would have thought the bleating and the inability to Nurse due to wool would have given it away.

Eos
06-13-2006, 03:17 AM
I don't remember back that far, honestly.

diogenes
06-13-2006, 03:26 AM
You've probably repressed it.

Eos
06-13-2006, 03:37 AM
Wouldn't you?

diogenes
06-13-2006, 04:21 AM
Yeah, pretty much. You always had nice sweaters as a child though, at least something good came of it.

wkdprincess
06-13-2006, 10:21 AM
look Eos you call me, but your exactly the same and it's PATHETIC. At least i have admitted i have been stupid, but as for you, you really need to grow up.

Eos
06-13-2006, 11:03 AM
I've never called you. I'm in this for the amusement and so far, so good! Perhaps you're reading a little too much into this nonsensical exchange. Or maybe I'm not reading enough into it, after all, the internet is serious business!!

wkdprincess
06-13-2006, 11:55 AM
Eos your a geek face it.

Eos
06-13-2006, 12:46 PM
See? Entertainment! The only thing that would be more entertaining at this point would be if I could poke you with a stick.

DrBungle
06-13-2006, 12:47 PM
You could be discussing yarn. I feel bad for none of you.

wkdprincess
06-13-2006, 01:44 PM
hahahahaaaaaa you all make me laugh because none of you seem to understand the fact that you sound pathetic, i mean come on, poking me with a stick hahahaaa how lame is that... and if you would really like to poke me with a stick go for it! :lol:

DrBungle
06-13-2006, 02:56 PM
YOU LOVE THE POKE!

wkdprincess
06-13-2006, 03:53 PM
YOU LOVE THE POKE! yes indeedy! :lol:

diogenes
06-13-2006, 04:36 PM
Use protection. I don't want wkdprincess reproducing.

Eos
06-13-2006, 04:40 PM
Use a stick from a rubber tree?

wkdprincess
06-13-2006, 05:10 PM
i love a good poke :wink:

TheStreaker1337
06-13-2006, 05:18 PM
I believe that before there is any official, or non-official, poking that the pokers, and pokee's should have to submit photo's of themselves for reviewal of the group upon grouds of when and how poking will commence. I move to vote. Yea.

TheStreaker

Eos
06-13-2006, 05:26 PM
I said I would if I could, but I can't so I won't and I don't really want to because I'm assuming she's a girl and I don't like girls. Besides, I meant 'bug in a jar' kind of poking, not metaphorical sexual pokage. Ew. You guys poke her if you wanna.

TheStreaker1337
06-13-2006, 05:33 PM
Sex? Who said anything about sex? And here I went through all this trouble to sharpen my favorite polearm. Fine fine... All that time... wasted.

TheStreaker

Eos
06-13-2006, 05:37 PM
I believe I have missed a meeting somewhere or didn't get a memo... my bad!

TheStreaker1337
06-13-2006, 05:40 PM
It's those damned TPA reports again. They never quite get sent out on time. I'll just have those fools come in on Saturday... Yeah....

TheStreaker

Eos
06-13-2006, 05:42 PM
Saturday? Good luck.

TheStreaker1337
06-13-2006, 05:47 PM
No luck needed. I tell them I'm paying time and a half, and practically suck my dick for the opportunity. I tend to hire people with something to lose. That way, I never have to worry about man power. I say money, and they ask how much.

TheStreaker

Eos
06-13-2006, 05:59 PM
Right on! Get down wit yer 1337 self! But can you make sure I get the memo next time?!

TheStreaker1337
06-13-2006, 06:12 PM
Yes, most definately. And the floggings will continue until morale improves.

TheStreaker

diogenes
06-13-2006, 11:18 PM
The reason you didn't get your memo is because you forgot your cover sheet. Their will be a memo about it tomorrow.

wkdprincess
06-14-2006, 07:57 AM
I said I would if I could, but I can't so I won't and I don't really want to because I'm assuming she's a girl and I don't like girls. Besides, I meant 'bug in a jar' kind of poking, not metaphorical sexual pokage. Ew. You guys poke her if you wanna. i want a sexual poke :wink: feel free to give me a virtual poke if you really want to :D

tomm7110
06-14-2006, 09:14 AM
hahahahaaaaaa you all make me laugh because none of you seem to understand the fact that you sound pathetic, i mean come on, poking me with a stick hahahaaa how lame is that... and if you would really like to poke me with a stick go for it! :lol:

Wkd whore you are a fucking joke of all the people that have ever joined this forum i can't think of someone making therself look like a total fucking idiot as quick as you have shut the fuck up you stupid little whore we all saw your true colours when you first joined with your pathetic evil sarah posts,shove your apoligy up your substandardly fat ass you loudmouth childish inbred hill billy retard.
Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and leave before you show yourself up even more than you already have you stupid bitch.
I repeat..........
DIE.

wkdprincess
06-14-2006, 12:46 PM
get screwed you american dumbass, your so fake its pathetic. Go and slit your throat because your a worthless piece of shit, and nobody gives a shit about you.
I hope you die you fucking nigger because i will spit on your fucking grave, you sad fucking piece of scum. Im a whore?? lol you say it like its a bad thing you fucking tosser. OMG you have the cheek to call me a hillbilly your the one who lives in america you dumb shit, you just contridicted yourself you ugly fucking dumb twat. Next time you wanna argue pick someone who will back down because i certainly fucking wont you queer prick. Go and get knocked down by a bus you fucking retard.

Checkmate
06-14-2006, 01:44 PM
Avert your eyes children, the beast of poor grammar and spelling in upon us once again!

Dwaine Scum
06-14-2006, 03:24 PM
wkdprincess is only 14, shes a real Prostitot[/i]

Eos
06-14-2006, 03:30 PM
See? Entertainment! So when did they start making wind up dipshits? Anybody?

tomm7110
06-14-2006, 03:45 PM
Yes wkd your right im nothing but a dumb yank aint i,just another american wanker.
Should someone else tell her or should we just let her carry on????

Eos
06-14-2006, 03:52 PM
Hey! How come he gets to be a wanker? All I got was "Lame". This sucks.. I want a recount! Oh and I'm not a hillbilly, for your information. I's a redneck.

wkdprincess
06-14-2006, 05:10 PM
i couldnt give two shits what you fucking are and dwaine you fat gay prick why the fuck do you intend to think i am 14? get it right you pathetic piece of dumb lanky shit, your all a bunch of losers who need to get real jobs.
Go on make my day....go and slit your throat

tomm7110
06-14-2006, 05:10 PM
Ive worked hard to be a wanker eos your still just lame you gotta be prepared to start at the botom of the ladder and work your way up keep going you'll make it someday ive every confidence in you.

Eos
06-14-2006, 05:12 PM
Ive worked hard to be a wanker eos your still just lame you gotta be prepared to start at the botom of the ladder and work your way up keep going you'll make it someday ive every confidence in you.

Awwww! Thank you!!

Eos
06-14-2006, 05:14 PM
i couldnt give two shits what you fucking are and dwaine you fat gay prick why the fuck do you intend to think i am 14? get it right you pathetic piece of dumb lanky shit, your all a bunch of losers who need to get real jobs.
Go on make my day....go and slit your throat

If Dwaine is fat then he can't very well be lanky at the same time. Also, I think you meant to say, "go and slit your throats." You were speaking in the plural, correct?

diogenes
06-14-2006, 06:12 PM
Chester isn't here to say it, so I'll do it for him.

It's a battle of wits, and neither one of them is armed.

DangerousDan
06-14-2006, 09:38 PM
i couldnt give two shits what you fucking are and dwaine you fat gay prick why the fuck do you intend to think i am 14? get it right you pathetic piece of dumb lanky shit, your all a bunch of losers who need to get real jobs.
Go on make my day....go and slit your throat

You are an evil princess which isn't a real princess at all. :cry:
You don't make a very good princess :cry: :cry:
How come we don't get any good princesses around here :cry: :cry: :cry:
Oh it's too much to take :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
the princess whe visited middle internet 9 doesn't care to even like me :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
did some one say something about slitting throats :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I think I would like a knife now :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

wkdprincess
06-15-2006, 04:49 AM
fucking losers, you all have an IQ of about 1

Schmed
06-15-2006, 05:47 AM
fucking losers, you all have an IQ of about 1

I'm suprised you can even count to one.

Nursey
06-15-2006, 05:59 AM
i want a sexual poke :wink: feel free to give me a virtual poke if you really want to :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/dstrictnursey/condreyelunch.gif
Ok, i'm done. Everyone else can have a shot now.

wkdprincess
06-15-2006, 06:37 AM
lol :lol:

DrBungle
06-15-2006, 07:37 AM
I had diarhea tonight. Something about the exploding shit flying out of my ass prompted the thought, 'I wonder what wkdpriencess is up to?'

wkdprincess
06-15-2006, 12:48 PM
I had diarhea tonight. Something about the exploding shit flying out of my ass prompted the thought, 'I wonder what wkdpriencess is up to?' right seeing as you are sooo intrested i will tell you. I go up out of bed made my breakfast. had a wash,did my hair and makeup,got dressed,went to school and did my final GCSE exam and i finished school today. I then put on some fake tan and got changed. That is my day so far :D

Dwaine Scum
06-15-2006, 02:06 PM
I had diarhea tonight. Something about the exploding shit flying out of my ass prompted the thought, 'I wonder what wkdpriencess is up to?' right seeing as you are sooo intrested i will tell you. I go up out of bed made my breakfast. had a wash,did my hair and makeup,got dressed,went to school and did my final GCSE exam and i finished school today. I then put on some fake tan and got changed. That is my day so far :D

now to end the day:

1: place barrel in mouth
2: squeeze trigger
3: repete

phatboy
06-15-2006, 02:32 PM
3: repete


uh repeat, repete is when you clone someone named pete.

wkdprincess
06-15-2006, 03:39 PM
I had diarhea tonight. Something about the exploding shit flying out of my ass prompted the thought, 'I wonder what wkdpriencess is up to?' right seeing as you are sooo intrested i will tell you. I go up out of bed made my breakfast. had a wash,did my hair and makeup,got dressed,went to school and did my final GCSE exam and i finished school today. I then put on some fake tan and got changed. That is my day so far :D

now to end the day:

1: place barrel in mouth
2: squeeze trigger
3: repete Duh can't you spell you fucking moron?

phatboy
06-15-2006, 03:51 PM
I go up out of bed made my breakfast. had a wash,did my hair and makeup,got dressed,went to school and did my final GCSE exam and i finished school today.

Hey know making fun of Dwaines spelling until you can actually form a sentence that makes sense. You bloody wanker!

wkdprincess
06-15-2006, 04:50 PM
I go up out of bed made my breakfast. had a wash,did my hair and makeup,got dressed,went to school and did my final GCSE exam and i finished school today.

Hey know making fun of Dwaines spelling until you can actually form a sentence that makes sense. You bloody wanker! Ha! you ever heard of punctuation? You dumb fucking twat. 'Hey Know' what the fuck is that? i think it's spelt as 'now'. You boob.

phatboy
06-15-2006, 04:55 PM
Actually it was supposed to be 'no' as in no picking on dwaines spelling.

Smelly twat.

You couldnt even get that right.

wkdprincess
06-15-2006, 06:11 PM
i don't profess to be an English teacher, you fucking goon

diogenes
06-15-2006, 09:31 PM
Yet you dare to correct the grammar of others. I suggest you shut the fuck up and leave the grammar corrections to be done by people who actually stay awake in class.

Dwaine Scum
06-15-2006, 10:15 PM
I had diarhea tonight. Something about the exploding shit flying out of my ass prompted the thought, 'I wonder what wkdpriencess is up to?' right seeing as you are sooo intrested i will tell you. I go up out of bed made my breakfast. had a wash,did my hair and makeup,got dressed,went to school and did my final GCSE exam and i finished school today. I then put on some fake tan and got changed. That is my day so far :D

now to end the day:

1: place barrel in mouth
2: squeeze trigger
3: repete Duh can't you spell you fucking moron?
"you fucking moron"... Happy?

wkdprincess
06-16-2006, 04:25 AM
fuck you, n go and die because your pathetic, you fucking rentboy

Dwaine Scum
06-16-2006, 05:50 AM
fuck you, n go and die because your pathetic, you fucking rentboy
Rentboy must be some term you made up, and secondly, who is the real loser? Me, the person who really could care less if your prepubecant ass was raped by smurf? or you, who tries to spam me 300 times with MSN nudges that don't work? I know you are not smart enough to script a program that auto-nudges, so you had to manually send those IM's... So I ask you, who is the real loser? Please take your time to think this one through, bunboy.

wkdprincess
06-16-2006, 06:25 AM
fuck you, n go and die because your pathetic, you fucking rentboy
Rentboy must be some term you made up, and secondly, who is the real loser? Me, the person who really could care less if your prepubecant ass was raped by smurf? or you, who tries to spam me 300 times with MSN nudges that don't work? I know you are not smart enough to script a program that auto-nudges, so you had to manually send those IM's... So I ask you, who is the real loser? Please take your time to think this one through, bunboy. Well im not a computer freak so i dont really spend every waking second finding out how to fucking nudge people you fucking pussy. and there is such a thing as rentboy Noun: rent boy
Usage: Brit, vulgar
A young male prostitute
So get it right you fucking tosspot.

diogenes
06-16-2006, 09:02 AM
This is an American forum. If you'd like to use non-American slang then you're going to need to translate. The Australians in the forum had no problem with it, so you shouldn't either, you chode-huffing pre-pubescent Cher look alike.

wkdprincess
06-16-2006, 11:02 AM
shut the fuck up, numb nuts

DrBungle
06-16-2006, 12:38 PM
How did you know Dio's nuts are numb? He didn't open up and tell me for months.

tomm7110
06-16-2006, 12:50 PM
I knew after his first post.

diogenes
06-16-2006, 04:35 PM
I prefer sterility. Makes life that much simpler. Look at Wkdprincess, a cavalcade of childhood insults flows for forth from her mouth. I imagine when not "haxxoring" computers she does nothing but read the dictionary and post rational thought in forums. Oh wait, nevermind. You're a worthless Limey tramp.

TheStreaker1337
06-16-2006, 07:27 PM
*bump*

So this Wkd chick seems to be something of a rabblerouser... Perhaps the time is nigh to incite a real conflict. So what do you say Wkd... you start a post bashing someone, and they have to reply, back and forth until someone can't answer. Or are you too busy writing brute force programs for the 12 year olds on AOL?

TheStreaker

diogenes
06-16-2006, 07:41 PM
I think it's Grim. In disguise. Have you no shame Grimmy?

Reizvolles
06-24-2006, 01:13 AM
What's this shit? Sounds like Dan or Grim ... maybe Dan AND Grim? 'Fess up, you pair of cock-smoking nancy-boys.