was

[one-spam-poster]

the whole jesus on the cross thing an invention by farmers to scare the crows away?

[ucicare]

the whole jesus on the cross thing an invention by farmers to scare the crows away?


Ha Ha Ha......moron.


Barry

[diogenes]

I have standards for what I think is funny. That failed to meet them by quite some ways. Try harder next time, and by try harder I mean wrap a plastic bag around your head.

[one-spam-poster]

I have standards for what I think is funny. That failed to meet them by quite some ways. Try harder next time, and by try harder I mean wrap a plastic bag around your head.

if i wrap a plastic bag around my head would that reach ur standards of what u think is funny ?

douchebag

[Dwaine Scum]

why are people too fucking lazy to type out "You" and "your (or You're)" and in most extreme cases "for" ...

[DangerousDan]

I am going to have to agree with 1 spam poster. SOmetimes stuff is not funny because it's not supposed to be. It could be art in this case designed to envoke the feeling of being perplexed. Being disrupted from the everyday sensical world. However, I have to say that this post was a pretty shitty piece of art because the Jesus motiff is overused and has been adopted by the most low brow of low brows so that it has been cliched into the oblivion of mundane pop culture and adolescent stylezed pseudo rebellion. This picture on the other hand with the Ronald McDonald asian witht he nice set of tits making you question whether you would like to try fucking a femal asian clown is very artistic and I will therefore use it to redeem this shitty thread. So here you are:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/Onlinepictures/a9a6da0356d3fc55e415397fffdb5b76.jpg

[one-spam-poster]

thank you dangerous dan .. u saved my thread from future hate mail

[one-spam-poster]

You aRE MY hero DD

[one-spam-poster]

f@ggot

[diogenes]

I have no intention of attempting to make you funny. That's a battle I can't win. However, if you were to wrap a plastic bag around your head it would no longer be a problem.

[ucicare]

I have no intention of attempting to make you funny. That's a battle I can't win. However, if you were to wrap a plastic bag around your head it would no longer be a problem.


I love it when Dio hits a home run.


Barry

[diogenes]

Thanks Barry.

[DangerousDan]

f@ggot

Again one spam poster is dancing around the subject of teaching the resident fugly members about art. In this case he is reflecting the most popular saying of the prominent fuglite Dwaine which often refers to one spam poster as a faggot. Here is trying to show us the mirror like effect that can somtimes be used in the art world. For example a picture of a flower reflected infinitely amount of times in two mirrors giving a sense of increasing unrealism until the picture becomes so small of his reflected self into oblivion. Again, a shittly piece of art that does nothing but give a sense of possible vertigo and invoke the overused and copied cliched art piece. Chip chip and Keep trying one spam poster!

[one-spam-poster]

I have no intention of attempting to make you funny. That's a battle I can't win. However, if you were to wrap a plastic bag around your head it would no longer be a problem.


I love it when Dio hits a home run.


Barry

i bet u also love it when dio shoves his d ick in ur anal passage eh barry maybe thats what u meant when u said home run u fat c ock biting dish washing round headed piglet fucker

[one-spam-poster]

f@ggot

Again one spam poster is dancing around the subject of teaching the resident fugly members about art. In this case he is reflecting the most popular saying of the prominent fuglite Dwaine which often refers to one spam poster as a faggot. Here is trying to show us the mirror like effect that can somtimes be used in the art world. For example a picture of a flower reflected infinitely amount of times in two mirrors giving a sense of increasing unrealism until the picture becomes so small of his reflected self into oblivion. Again, a shittly piece of art that does nothing but give a sense of possible vertigo and invoke the overused and copied cliched art piece. Chip chip and Keep trying one spam poster!

chip chip? what are u a humming bird now? i didnt understand half the shit u typed in that passage , invoke a flower in a mirror oblivious to fuglite dwaine bla bla vertigo bla bla .. have mercy on me im in grade 3 asshole

[DangerousDan]

f@ggot

Again one spam poster is dancing around the subject of teaching the resident fugly members about art. In this case he is reflecting the most popular saying of the prominent fuglite Dwaine which often refers to one spam poster as a faggot. Here is trying to show us the mirror like effect that can somtimes be used in the art world. For example a picture of a flower reflected infinitely amount of times in two mirrors giving a sense of increasing unrealism until the picture becomes so small of his reflected self into oblivion. Again, a shittly piece of art that does nothing but give a sense of possible vertigo and invoke the overused and copied cliched art piece. Chip chip and Keep trying one spam poster!

chip chip? what are u a humming bird now? i didnt understand half the shit u typed in that passage , invoke a flower in a mirror oblivious to fuglite dwaine bla bla vertigo bla bla .. have mercy on me im in grade 3 asshole

That's it! You have really done it now. Boy. That was really something. I just hope someone from the art establishment comes by to document it!

[diogenes]

Is this dipshit still around talking shit.

bet u also love it when dio shoves his d ick in ur anal passage eh barry maybe thats what u meant when u said home run u fat c ock biting dish washing round headed piglet fucker

If you're going to attempt to channel Nursey you should at least buy a spell and grammar check, and probably a thesaurus. You're still a dipshit, and you still aren't funny. Put your mother on, I'm going to ask if she believes in retro-active abortion.

[one-spam-poster]

Is this dipshit still around talking shit.

bet u also love it when dio shoves his d ick in ur anal passage eh barry maybe thats what u meant when u said home run u fat c ock biting dish washing round headed piglet fucker

If you're going to attempt to channel Nursey you should at least buy a spell and grammar check, and probably a thesaurus. You're still a dipshit, and you still aren't funny. Put your mother on, I'm going to ask if she believes in retro-active abortion.

THATS NOT SOMETHIGN NICE TO SAY TO SOME1 WHOS IN A WHEEL CHAIR

[diogenes]

So she already tried once is what you're trying to tell me.

[ucicare]

i bet u also love it when dio shoves his d ick in ur anal passage eh barry maybe thats what u meant when u said home run u fat c ock biting dish washing round headed piglet fucker


What r u, about 12 y/o? U r a keyboard queer fer sure. C U R a qwerty fag, I heart it when you use u and r and ur. xoxoxoxoxoxoox loser.


Barry

[one-spam-poster]

i can see why grim jesus left this shithole excuse of a waste of bandwidth of a board.. because of shitnuts like u people who keep bashin others with ur gay ass humour .. yea i am gonna use U and R and UR .. welcome to the internet f@g .. over here we speed our typing by shortening words into a single letter.. much like when the doctor shortened ur dick when u were born .. its funny barry how u say i use "U" instead of "YOU" when UR NICK starts with U C I CARE .. you see i care ... do you see that i care ? u must be mistaken me for a fool (diogenital to be specific).. as for Dare Devil.. u can go lick dwaine's eye crust .. u and ur pathetic theory of over used art .. shove monalisa up ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[one-spam-poster]

also dont forget to give me feedback for my song .. i wanna know if i have a chance of makin it in the rap business. ive made a thread about it and gotten zero replies so far.. but 18 have viewed it ... maybe that answers it for me? i dunno

[Dwaine Scum]

i can see why grim jesus left this shithole excuse of a waste of bandwidth of a board.. because of shitnuts like u people who keep bashin others with ur gay ass humour .. yea i am gonna use U and R and UR .. welcome to the internet f@g .. over here we speed our typing by shortening words into a single letter.. much like when the doctor shortened ur dick when u were born .. its funny barry how u say i use "U" instead of "YOU" when UR NICK starts with U C I CARE .. you see i care ... do you see that i care ? u must be mistaken me for a fool (diogenital to be specific).. as for Dare Devil.. u can go lick dwaine's eye crust .. u and ur pathetic theory of over used art .. shove monalisa up ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up fag

[DangerousDan]

i can see why grim jesus left this shithole excuse of a waste of bandwidth of a board.. because of shitnuts like u people who keep bashin others with ur gay ass humour .. yea i am gonna use U and R and UR .. welcome to the internet f@g .. over here we speed our typing by shortening words into a single letter.. much like when the doctor shortened ur dick when u were born .. its funny barry how u say i use "U" instead of "YOU" when UR NICK starts with U C I CARE .. you see i care ... do you see that i care ? u must be mistaken me for a fool (diogenital to be specific).. as for Dare Devil.. u can go lick dwaine's eye crust .. u and ur pathetic theory of over used art .. shove monalisa up ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awwwwwww is wittle won swam woster awllll upsswwet

[Schmed]

Internet shorthand is for faggots and teenage girls...LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ucicare]

Internet shorthand is for faggots and teenage girls...LOLOLOLOLOLOL

ROTFL!!!


Barry

[DangerousDan]

I think there is some thread way back somewhere when Dr. Phil first started posting here where I told him he had a gay username. Come to think of it. I think Dr. Phil made a temporary username when he started catching alot of shit that he said he wasn't going to post here and then he came back a couple days later as UCidon'tcare or some dumb crap. Then Shmed and Dwaine offered to suck him off and he came back and they have been acting like they were gay for each other every since.

[diogenes]

You need a hug Dan. Probably a high colonic or two as well.

[Joeslogic]

You need a hug Dan. Probably a high colonic or two as well.


I'm not sure what a high colonic is but. That may be worthy of a zing?

Barry how would you diagnose someone who everytime they begin to build some sort of resonable sense or rapport push back by acting in an antisocial manner?

Could it be an alternative or release from living in an extreamly tightly ruled conformist social structure?

[Reizvolles]

u need 2 stp thnkin ur typin a txt msg u fckr

I think this fellow is a dying breed of net geek. Only chat geeks and text message addicts type that way.

[diogenes]

What's up Reiz?

[Joeslogic]

I ditto that Reiz nice to see you again.

And I not saying that because I stalk you.

[diogenes]

I'm not stalking her.

*Hides binoculars behind back*

[one-spam-poster]

U GUYS R PATHETIC... WHATS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL IN WRITING LIKE THIS ? HELL YEA I AM SENDING A TEXT U DUMB BITCH ... GO SWIM IN A VOLCANO AND TAKE BARRY WITH U...U CARPET MUNCHING 2DOLLAR PER HOUR RETAIL MARKET WHORE

[Dwaine Scum]

I think there is some thread way back somewhere when Dr. Phil first started posting here where I told him he had a gay username. Come to think of it. I think Dr. Phil made a temporary username when he started catching alot of shit that he said he wasn't going to post here and then he came back a couple days later as UCidon'tcare or some dumb crap. Then Shmed and Dwaine offered to suck him off and he came back and they have been acting like they were gay for each other every since.come come now, you knnow I am only gay for you... now for $20 I can hook you up with schmed

[one-spam-poster]

u can also add dow jones or nasdaq to that diss

[one-spam-poster]

dwaine how did ur mom react when u told her u were gay?

[Dwaine Scum]

dwaine how did ur mom react when u told her u were gay?
She made me legally change my name to "one-spam-poster"

[Joeslogic]

And I thought Dan had created another name for the sake of arguing with himself.

[diogenes]

She made me legally change my name to "one-spam-poster"

Zing!

[Joeslogic]

I was going to do that but I already used a "zing" today I figure surely there are a limit to the amount you can use and still be taken legitimatly.

[diogenes]

It's like a good spice. Just a dash'll do.

[DangerousDan]

And I thought Dan had created another name for the sake of arguing with himself.

Who the fuck is this guy? Everyone is talking like he come here all the time or something. Weird.

[Joeslogic]

Who the fuck is this guy? Everyone is talking like he come here all the time or something. Weird.

Hmmm let's see .... I got it!

FUCK OFF DAN! .... nah to childish why get dragged into the mire?

Your worst nightmare! .... who the fuck am I kidding its a forum for crying out loud.

:idea: I got it!

Dan really does not matter his comments really mean very little to anyone here so screw it no need to bother.

[DangerousDan]

[quote]

FUCK OFF DAN! .

NO! NO! YOU FUCK OFF JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diogenes]

Hey Joe, you hear something?

[Joeslogic]

Nothing here.... ah am I on the wrong page?

[diogenes]

Maybe? I think I'm actually lost now.

[Joeslogic]

Your drinking again arn't you Dio? Ok Fine guess I will to I was looking for an excuse anyways.

[diogenes]

Not today, but I had a pretty good binge last week. 8 out of ten days, culminating with ~36 beers on memorial day. I say approx. 36 because I lost track around 28. I think there's a +/- four to the accuracy of that poll.

[Joeslogic]

To late to tell me now

[Joeslogic]

To late to tell me now

[diogenes]

I see you felt the need to emphasize that.

[DrBungle]

It's too late to tell him now.