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Lomotil
05-20-2006, 04:44 AM
:roll: I think they'd make a perfect pair...

I know a place where you can get cheap prepaid international calling cards, in case she got deported...
Dwaine Scum
05-20-2006, 05:32 AM
I am willing to bet she has two not one kids.... 3 if one is twins
Fugly
05-20-2006, 11:27 AM
Who is K*t? Kitana? Somebody told me she committed suicide. I'm not joking. I think she's dead.
pimpchichi
05-20-2006, 08:12 PM
no, she was really a guy doing a psychology thesis that headfucked us all
Lomotil
05-21-2006, 12:41 AM
Wow... Suicide... And to think that we knew her so well and could've... could've... expediated the process... :oops:
diogenes
05-21-2006, 12:54 AM
I never would have imagined a fuglyite killing themselves. You all seem to have a lust for life, that certain joi de vive.
Lomotil
05-21-2006, 01:05 AM
Or, in her case, a certain lujuria de vida...
ucicare
05-22-2006, 12:44 AM
no, she was really a guy doing a psychology thesis that headfucked us all

Excuse me, but that would be me.


Barry
DrBungle
05-22-2006, 10:59 AM
haha, board of ethics be damned!
ucicare
05-22-2006, 12:28 PM
haha, board of ethics be damned!

"research ethics" is an oxymoron.


Actually, my research project is titled "Can Ergonomic Keyboards cure Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in chronic Cybersex users."

The early research indicates that the Syndrome may not be the fault of the keyboard. Who would have thought that?


Barry
diogenes
05-22-2006, 10:12 PM
Anyone that saw that the carpal tunnel was invariably in the dominant hand.
Ulfur Engil
06-01-2006, 12:43 AM
I certainly don't think Kit is dead. (However, she did a lot to distance herself from her former life here.)
Reizvolles
06-01-2006, 06:05 PM
Kitana lives under my bed and I feel her on entrails.
diogenes
06-01-2006, 09:34 PM
That's kind of gross. You also forgot to proof read. You feeling okay Reiz?
Reizvolles
06-02-2006, 03:10 AM
Sorry, that was "feed" not "feel". That's what I get for taking speed to keep awake to try and get through my mid-years. Fuck I'm on! Fuck I'm on!! FUCK I'M ON!! God damn I feel like I could go for ever. Thanks. Yeah so, fucking uni is great. Holy shit. Umm yeah I am maintaining my GPA well.
diogenes
06-02-2006, 03:18 AM
Speed=Bad.
Lomotil
06-02-2006, 06:56 AM
Everything in moderation, dio. ;)
DrBungle
06-02-2006, 10:26 AM
Including moderation, LOMO.

I knew some pot heads who had never really done speed but they thought it'd be cool to do a little and stay up all night packing their house for a move.

I guess they spent the night packing and repacking the same box.

Every heard of state dependent learning Reiz? The theory suggests if you studied on speed you should take the test on speed. Also, memory retreival is supposed to be better if you can study in the classroom you'll be taking the test in at the desk you sit at.
diogenes
06-02-2006, 01:54 PM
I suppose I made a subjective statement there. But I'll make it again. Washbasin speed=BAD.
ucicare
06-03-2006, 12:04 AM
I suppose I made a subjective statement there. But I'll make it again. Washbasin speed=BAD.


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Lomotil
06-03-2006, 01:21 AM
You just about summed it up, Barry.

The trick is to only use as much as it takes to accomplish the task you originally set out to do. And what a difficult trick that is. :shock:
diogenes
06-03-2006, 02:57 PM
Everything in moderation, dio.

Some things by their very nature are excessive, and therefore can't be done in moderation. Would you be okay with your future wife cheating on you, as long as she did it in moderation?
smurfslappa
06-03-2006, 03:03 PM
So everything by not being a dumbass?
Lomotil
06-03-2006, 10:54 PM
Everything in moderation, dio.

Some things by their very nature are excessive, and therefore can't be done in moderation. Would you be okay with your future wife cheating on you, as long as she did it in moderation?

Good point.
DangerousDan
06-04-2006, 04:46 AM
Everything in moderation, dio.

Some things by their very nature are excessive, and therefore can't be done in moderation. Would you be okay with your future wife cheating on you, as long as she did it in moderation?

Good point.

Come on man. I only fuckerd her once. What are you Hitlar? Geez!
Lomotil
06-04-2006, 05:42 AM
Hey man, thanks... the $10,000 you paid her for that night bought me a really nice entertainment center... :lol:
diogenes
06-04-2006, 08:51 PM
Oak?
Lomotil
06-04-2006, 09:31 PM
Nah, mesquite...
diogenes
06-04-2006, 10:53 PM
So you can cook with it?
Lomotil
06-05-2006, 06:14 PM
You've never seen furniture made out of mesquite before?

Makes oak look like plywood...
diogenes
06-05-2006, 06:26 PM
I'll have to check it out sometime. I still think you should be able to cook with it.
Lomotil
06-07-2006, 04:58 PM
A slightly 'conventional' work, in that it's more uniform than most...

http://www.mesquiteworks.com/images/Oct02/2LevelCofTable450.jpg

This buffet looks like shit next to that wall, but try to use your imagination...

http://www.mesquiteworks.com/images/Oct02/Buffet-Misl1-450.jpg

Nice table:

http://www.mesquiteworks.com/images/Oct02/ConferTabl1-450.jpg

Various stuff:

http://www.mesquiteworks.com/images/Oct02/Bench-Chicken450.jpg

A mere $2700 (http://www.directfrommexico.com/mz10800.html)

THIS is fucking beautiful. (http://www.directfrommexico.com/mz10440.html)

(last two wouldn't let me link)