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Dwaine Scum
05-18-2006, 04:52 PM
I think I will celebrate by drinking fortified wine, then pissing on my neighbors award wilnning roses...

diogenes
05-18-2006, 10:54 PM
By fortified wine do you mean 91 octane?

ucicare
05-18-2006, 10:58 PM
I think I will celebrate by drinking fortified wine, then pissing on my neighbors award wilnning roses...

Congrats on the progress in school.

FYI - I would kill a man for messing with my roses. I swear it.


Barry

Ferine
05-19-2006, 08:48 PM
Congrats!

Dwaine Scum
05-19-2006, 10:31 PM
Congrats!
thank you for your gratitude

Schmed
05-19-2006, 11:27 PM
The last we need is for you to be educate Dwaine. This is really frightening.

Schmed
05-19-2006, 11:28 PM
The last we need is for you to be educate Dwaine. This is really frightening.

*educated

Dwaine Scum
05-19-2006, 11:58 PM
hey basic law enforcment abd electrical engenerring comes in handy...

DrBungle
05-20-2006, 03:13 AM
So does your immunity to tranquilers.

Dwaine Scum
05-20-2006, 03:29 AM
So does your immunity to tranquilers.
also tazers and pepper spray

TheGrimJesus
05-20-2006, 03:34 AM
Maybe next semester they can teach you how to spell cat, and pee all by yourself.

Dwaine Scum
05-20-2006, 03:38 AM
Maybe next semester they can teach you how to spell cat, and pee all by yourself.
wow your so funny, I think there is another race coming in, someone has to type out the winners. why not whine about your post count again like a woman... Btw, how my degrees do you need to work at a hose track?

TheGrimJesus
05-20-2006, 03:41 AM
Maybe next semester they can teach you how to spell cat, and pee all by yourself.
wow your so funny, I think there is another race coming in, someone has to type out the winners. why not whine about your post count again like a woman... Btw, how my degrees do you need to work at a hose track?

How many do you need to have someone stick 1000 needles in you're fat and almost die?

Why you need a loan to buy some more deep fried twinkies. Also don't even think you got a clue what I do jack off you have no idea.

smurfslappa
05-20-2006, 03:45 AM
NONE! ZIIIINNNGGGGG!!!

Dwaine Scum
05-20-2006, 03:52 AM
Maybe next semester they can teach you how to spell cat, and pee all by yourself.
wow your so funny, I think there is another race coming in, someone has to type out the winners. why not whine about your post count again like a woman... Btw, how my degrees do you need to work at a hose track?

How many do you need to have someone stick 1000 needles in you're fat and almost die?

Why you need a loan to buy some more deep fried twinkies. Also don't even think you got a clue what I do jack off you have no idea.
you still never answered my question... how many degrees, associates, batcholors, masters do you hold jockey boy? I thougt this place sucked and you were leaving? Smurf begged to get unbanned for bragginging about fucking 14 year olds, and he is your ass kisser... Dan is right, you are an oxygen thief. an unfunny oxygen thief

smurfslappa
05-20-2006, 03:55 AM
Well it wasn't so much begging as two emails saying I was just joking about crushing young guts. But come on dude, you did stick a thousand needles in yourself an almost died; something I consider to be of the highest comedy.

Dwaine Scum
05-20-2006, 03:59 AM
Well it wasn't so much begging as two emails saying I was just joking about crushing young guts. But come on dude, you did stick a thousand needles in yourself an almost died; something I consider to be of the highest comedy.
when did I almost die? Why are you working in a civial service job? I mean "yob"

smurfslappa
05-20-2006, 04:12 AM
Because I can, and because it gives me unlimited access to the list of all the sexually abused people in my area. I got a lot of catching up to do, though. Right now I've only really gone through all the old cases up until the early nineties which makes all those messed up girls my age, or older! :shock:

When I start getting into the 2000's is when I think things'll really take off.

Dwaine Scum
05-20-2006, 04:26 AM
Jef do you need more proof this guy is a piece of shit? he is bragging about sexually abusing rape victims

diogenes
05-20-2006, 09:59 PM
Hey Grim. Once Dwaine graduates Jr. High he might be on your level.

DangerousDan
05-22-2006, 09:19 AM
Maybe next semester they can teach you how to spell cat, and pee all by yourself.
wow your so funny, I think there is another race coming in, someone has to type out the winners. why not whine about your post count again like a woman... Btw, how my degrees do you need to work at a hose track?

How many do you need to have someone stick 1000 needles in you're fat and almost die?

Why you need a loan to buy some more deep fried twinkies. Also don't even think you got a clue what I do jack off you have no idea.

Let see judging from your refined grammar, bitingly funny commentary, superior intellect and sophisticated posts I would say you must have at least passed the 7th grade and maybe even got mostly C's prior to entering the competitive depths of the 8th grade.

DangerousDan
05-22-2006, 10:14 AM
Maybe next semester they can teach you how to spell cat, and pee all by yourself.
wow your so funny, I think there is another race coming in, someone has to type out the winners. why not whine about your post count again like a woman... Btw, how my degrees do you need to work at a hose track?

How many do you need to have someone stick 1000 needles in you're fat and almost die?

Why you need a loan to buy some more deep fried twinkies. Also don't even think you got a clue what I do jack off you have no idea.

Let see judging from your refined grammar, bitingly funny commentary, superior intellect and sophisticated posts I would say you must have at least passed the 7th grade and maybe even got mostly C's prior to entering the competitive depths of the 8th grade.


HahahAHAHAAhaaha........I crack myself up.

phatboy
05-22-2006, 10:49 AM
Why you need a loan to buy some more deep fried twinkies. Also don't even think you got a clue what I do jack off you have no idea.

C-A-T spells cat.

G-R-I-M = Rules of grammar and punctuation no longer apply to me cause I bitched like a little girl at smurfs house and got my way.

Congrats Dwaine, fuck these bitches trying to make themselves feel better by putting someone else down.

Reizvolles
05-22-2006, 11:09 AM
Guys, guys; come, now. It's pretty obvious that Grim has many psychological issues due to his sexual abuse as a little boy by 'Uncle Bob'. He probably still wets his bed. Lay off the poor, dim, sad little man.

Schmed
05-22-2006, 01:15 PM
Maybe next semester they can teach you how to spell cat, and pee all by yourself.
wow your so funny, I think there is another race coming in, someone has to type out the winners. why not whine about your post count again like a woman... Btw, how my degrees do you need to work at a hose track?

How many do you need to have someone stick 1000 needles in you're fat and almost die?

Why you need a loan to buy some more deep fried twinkies. Also don't even think you got a clue what I do jack off you have no idea.

Let see judging from your refined grammar, bitingly funny commentary, superior intellect and sophisticated posts I would say you must have at least passed the 7th grade and maybe even got mostly C's prior to entering the competitive depths of the 8th grade.


You crack me up also. That has definitly earned a "ZING"!!!

diogenes
05-22-2006, 10:11 PM
I second that zing. Reize!!!