International "Drink the Everclear" thread...

[Lomotil]

:) No text needed :)

[diogenes]

That's because no one is able to type after drinking that stuff.

[Lomotil]

...and at this rate, pretty soon: "no text typed..."

[Lomotil]

Wow, talk about timing...

[diogenes]

That did work out pretty well, didn't it?

[DrBungle]

I haven't had that shit since high school. Everyone would throw in a buck and we'd all get fucked off one sickly bottle.

[Ferine]

I haven't had that shit since high school. Everyone would throw in a buck and we'd all get fucked off one sickly bottle.
Everyone in my high school got their own bottle of boone's farm for a buck. Not as strong as everclear, but everyone knows kids fake being drunk after the first sip anyhow.

I loved Firewater myself.

[DrBungle]

Ugh, Boones Farm...I got a hangover just reading that.

[Ferine]

Ugh, Boones Farm...I got a hangover just reading that.
The worst was Mad Dog 20/20. I think I just burped grape. :?

[DrBungle]

Is that beer? I've never enjoyed the flavor so I dunno about any of that.

[Ferine]

Is that beer? I've never enjoyed the flavor so I dunno about any of that.
No. It's some kind of ghetto wine, I think.
It was the sole reason I quit drinking.

Nineteen years old, in Biloxi, MS, I started drinking this grape mad dog...

I woke up with my hair in a ponytail, my shirt on backwards and I smelled like rotten bananas.

I don't remember what happened in between the first sip and the waking up. Luckily my cookie was unscathed. First time i'd ever passed out like that, could have been the mad dog, could have been a rufee, who the fuck knows. I just decided after that, that drinking to the point of unconsciousness is dumb. Now it's just a beer or two for me during football season.

The End.

[Dwaine Scum]

One time I "glazed" my balls at Krispy Kreame once... man that was a weddig...

[Ferine]

One time I "glazed" my balls at Krispy Kreame once... man that was a weddig...
Good times.

[DrBungle]

Is that beer? I've never enjoyed the flavor so I dunno about any of that.
No. It's some kind of ghetto wine, I think.
It was the sole reason I quit drinking.

Nineteen years old, in Biloxi, MS, I started drinking this grape mad dog...

I woke up with my hair in a ponytail, my shirt on backwards and I smelled like rotten bananas.

I don't remember what happened in between the first sip and the waking up. Luckily my cookie was unscathed. First time i'd ever passed out like that, could have been the mad dog, could have been a rufee, who the fuck knows. I just decided after that, that drinking to the point of unconsciousness is dumb. Now it's just a beer or two for me during football season.

The End.

Haha, sucker!

I've never drank enough to stop forming memory (but I've been pleanty drunk). But even shitfaced, I get to a point where I won' t drink anymore.

An experience such as yours, Ferine, would have simular lasting effects on me, I think. Though, I do know people who don't seem to mind those black patches in their memory or learning second hand what happened last night.

[ucicare]

Ugh, Boones Farm...I got a hangover just reading that.
The worst was Mad Dog 20/20. I think I just burped grape. :?

I didn't know that white people drank that. What do ya' know.


Barry

[DangerousDan]

Is that beer? I've never enjoyed the flavor so I dunno about any of that.
No. It's some kind of ghetto wine, I think.
It was the sole reason I quit drinking.

Nineteen years old, in Biloxi, MS, I started drinking this grape mad dog...

I woke up with my hair in a ponytail, my shirt on backwards and I smelled like rotten bananas.

I don't remember what happened in between the first sip and the waking up. Luckily my cookie was unscathed. First time i'd ever passed out like that, could have been the mad dog, could have been a rufee, who the fuck knows. I just decided after that, that drinking to the point of unconsciousness is dumb. Now it's just a beer or two for me during football season.

The End.

Gee Ferine that's kind of a sexy story. You should submit it to Penthouse. I know I have a hard on right now. They might give you $50 bucks for it.

[ucicare]

I know I have a hard on right now.


Lock up your kids....


....and leave an inflatable on the porch.



Barry

[diogenes]

I'm not thinking about Ferine's cookie. I'm thinking about 211. :P

[Lomotil]

Ugh. I just feel... empty today.

[diogenes]

Why, you spend some time puking last night or what?

[Ferine]

Gee Ferine that's kind of a sexy story. You should submit it to Penthouse. I know I have a hard on right now. They might give you $50 bucks for it.
I know you'd find a severely intoxicated unconscious girl attractive Dan, but there was nothing sexual about waking up with puke in your hair. But anyways, congrats on the boner.

[ucicare]

but there was nothing sexual about waking up with puke in your hair.

Before you make that generalized assumption, you might want to get Dwaine's vote on the matter.


Or, you could just ask Dwaine's last girlfriend, I mean, you could if she was still alive.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/drunk_baby.jpg

[Ferine]

but there was nothing sexual about waking up with puke in your hair.

Before you make that generalized assumption, you might want to get Dwaine's vote on the matter.


Or, you could just ask Dwaine's last girlfriend, I mean, you could if she was still alive.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/drunk_baby.jpg
Dwaine has better taste than that. Surely he wouldn't mess around with smurf's sloppy seconds.

[ucicare]

Dwaine has better taste than that. Surely he wouldn't mess around with smurf's sloppy seconds.

That's clever enough for a chuckle.

Bed time. I need my beauty sleep. Bad.


Barry

[diogenes]

He's a couple of years behind.

[Lomotil]

Why, you spend some time puking last night or what?

It's rare that I puke. I think my body realizes that if it makes me puke, I just punish it more, so it saves the effort.

I'd probably have felt better today if I had, though...

[diogenes]

"On the nature of warfare: That which does not kill me makes me stronger." Friedrich Nietzsche

[phatboy]

I used to drink the old MD 20/20 back when I was in/ getting out of high school. That stuff was rock gut. Almost as bad as Cisco. Not as bad, but almost. LOL.

I remember, vaguely, one spring break where we funneled bottles of mad dog. Whoooo. That sucked real bad the next day. LOL.

[diogenes]

Last night, Malibu Rum, Dewars white label whiskey, and Black Velvet. I'm slightly hung over.

[Ferine]

I used to drink the old MD 20/20 back when I was in/ getting out of high school. That stuff was rock gut. Almost as bad as Cisco. Not as bad, but almost. LOL.

I remember, vaguely, one spring break where we funneled bottles of mad dog. Whoooo. That sucked real bad the next day. LOL.
Everytime I think of MD and Cisco, I throw up a little...

[Schmed]

I used to drink the old MD 20/20 back when I was in/ getting out of high school. That stuff was rock gut. Almost as bad as Cisco. Not as bad, but almost. LOL.

I remember, vaguely, one spring break where we funneled bottles of mad dog. Whoooo. That sucked real bad the next day. LOL.
Everytime I think of MD and Cisco, I throw up a little...


in your mouth?? I killed a huge cockroach at the bar I work at last night, and the I picked it up with a napkin (huge like the size of my thumb) and the guts soaked through and they were cold to the touch, I threw up a little in my mouth...

[Ferine]

in your mouth?? I killed a huge cockroach at the bar I work at last night, and the I picked it up with a napkin (huge like the size of my thumb) and the guts soaked through and they were cold to the touch, I threw up a little in my mouth...
Wow, thumb-size cockroaches. Do we get free drinks if we find one of these prizes?

[diogenes]

Only if you name it.