Dispute with neighbor #2

[Lomotil]

Cliff's notes:

OK, so I find a paintball round on my house last week, just above the water dish for my dogs. I go and discuss my discontent with the neighbor (a different one than the previous problem, and the white trash trailor park whore of a mother doesn't seem to share my concern. "They were just cleaning their paintball guns"

A week or so passes...

This morning, I go outside and think one of my dogs is bleeding, only to find out that he'd been shot with a paintball. Another trip to discuss my discontent, and another disappointment with the bitch's response... "I don't know what you're talking about... we were at church this morning... etc." What a remarkable job of parenting, maybe if she's lucky someday she might even get a call on mother's day from prison. I swear, that kid is going to grow up to be a rapist or a serial killer. As a parent, she should be concerned that her little bastard is displaying these characteristics, but alas - you simply can't reason with some people.

I must be getting old. I still can't believe how civil I was about the whole thing, and maybe that's because I didn't witness it - but I doubt it. Still doesn't change the fact - if I'd seen that shit happen...

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[Lomotil]

That was, "the previous problem (http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=8098)" in that last post...

Blame it on the beer/wine...

[ucicare]

Just call the police and show them the paint on the dog. We live in such a liberal society, they will do more to protect the dog that they will to protect a human.

[DangerousDan]

Just call the police and show them the paint on the dog. We live in such a liberal society, they will do more to protect the dog that they will to protect a human.

I like most dogs more than most people myself.

[ucicare]

Just call the police and show them the paint on the dog. We live in such a liberal society, they will do more to protect the dog that they will to protect a human.

I like most dogs more than most people myself.


Feelings are probably mutual.


Barry

[DangerousDan]

Just call the police and show them the paint on the dog. We live in such a liberal society, they will do more to protect the dog that they will to protect a human.

I like most dogs more than most people myself.


Feelings are probably mutual.


Barry

Not really. Anyway, what kind of man can't appreciate a good dog and not that little piece of shit hotdog you got for an avatar. I'm talking about a real dog. A good one. Think about it.

[DrBungle]

Buy a paintball gun, man. Make sure you keep your ammuntion someplace safe. Like the freezer.

[diogenes]

4 cans of fix a flat.

[ucicare]

Not really. Anyway, what kind of man can't appreciate a good dog and not that little piece of shit hotdog you got for an avatar. I'm talking about a real dog. A good one. Think about it.



That POS hotdog in my Avatar was 10 weeks old at the time.

She is now one year old, and is a least twice as smart as you. She does share two traits with you though - she fights with bitches and licks her own ass.


Barry

[diogenes]

Haha, Dan licks his own ass.

[DangerousDan]

Not really. Anyway, what kind of man can't appreciate a good dog and not that little piece of shit hotdog you got for an avatar. I'm talking about a real dog. A good one. Think about it.



That POS hotdog in my Avatar was 10 weeks old at the time.

She is now one year old, and is a least twice as smart as you. She does share two traits with you though - she fights with bitches and licks her own ass.


Barry

Yeah whatever you have one of those little yappy hotdogs. Only a really stupid weird ass motherfucker would buy a dog like that or one that is shall we say not wearing the pants in the family.

[diogenes]

You still lick your own ass.

[DangerousDan]

You still lick your own ass.

You saying you want to lick my ass? Sorry but the only one getting to lick my ass is Nursey.

[diogenes]

You saying you want to lick my ass? Sorry but the only one getting to lick my ass is Nursey.

You (that means Dan in this case, just to clarify) still lick your (meaning the ass belongs to you, being Dan again) own (meaning the ass belongs to you, meaning Dan in this case. Again) ass. I don't see how you put me into that sentence, but your (again, belonging to Dan) English is particularly bad.

[DangerousDan]

You saying you want to lick my ass? Sorry but the only one getting to lick my ass is Nursey.

You (that means Dan in this case, just to clarify) still lick your (meaning the ass belongs to you, being Dan again) own (meaning the ass belongs to you, meaning Dan in this case. Again) ass. I don't see how you put me into that sentence, but your (again, belonging to Dan) English is particularly bad.

Yeah right. You were trying to say you wanted to lick my ass.

[diogenes]

Is there any oxygen on your (meaning Dan is the only one residing there) planet?

[ucicare]

Not really. Anyway, what kind of man can't appreciate a good dog and not that little piece of shit hotdog you got for an avatar. I'm talking about a real dog. A good one. Think about it.



That POS hotdog in my Avatar was 10 weeks old at the time.

She is now one year old, and is a least twice as smart as you. She does share two traits with you though - she fights with bitches and licks her own ass.


Barry

Yeah whatever you have one of those little yappy hotdogs. Only a really stupid weird ass motherfucker would buy a dog like that or one that is shall we say not wearing the pants in the family.

Who BUYS a dog? That is about like buying sex. (oops, I forgot who I was talking too.)

Anyway, my dog is a new bloodline called a C/Ross B/Reed. They are also called De O' Gees and/or Mon' Grels Her mother is a pure blooded Dachshund, and the Father (rumor on the steet) was a Jack Russell. My daughter brought her home after the neighbor threatened to drown her in a sack. (They didn't realize what a unique breed she was.)

The dog has great insight, and is able to transmit her thoughts to me. Right now she is saying to me " Dan Sucks, Dan Sucks, Dan Really Sucks."

See what I mean about being perceptive and intuitive? She has never met you, yet she already knows that you suck.

[diogenes]

Asking people if Dan sucks is like asking a barber if you need a haircut. You already know the answer, you're just looking for affirmation.

[ucicare]

Asking people if Dan sucks is like asking a barber if you need a haircut. You already know the answer, you're just looking for affirmation.


Dan didn't get it.

I did though. Good analogy. :lol:


Barry

[diogenes]

Thanks. I should write a book. No one would buy it, or read it. But I should write it anyhow.

[Lomotil]

Do y'all think that a few well-timed 12-ga shotgun blasts into the air at 3 AM might get the point across? Worked for a friend of mine, so I'm thinking, "why not?"

Maybe it'll get the point across to both my problem neighbors...

[diogenes]

If that doesn't work blow one of their kids away for crossing your lawn. Joe will be right behind you for your legal defense.

[Lomotil]

Believe me, if I'd have seen that little shit doing it, I'd have done just that.

[DangerousDan]

Asking people if Dan sucks is like asking a barber if you need a haircut. You already know the answer, you're just looking for affirmation.

Your an idiot.

[diogenes]

You still lick your own ass.

[DrBungle]

Do y'all think that a few well-timed 12-ga shotgun blasts into the air at 3 AM might get the point across? Worked for a friend of mine, so I'm thinking, "why not?"

Maybe it'll get the point across to both my problem neighbors...

You might be onto something. Unstable and armed could secure your position as the crazy fucker you shouldn't mess with. Maybe have a loud argument with your tree before putting the shot in the air.

[DangerousDan]

What goes up must come down and with the same speed that it was shot out of the rifle assuming straight up. How do you think those crazy A-rabs kill each other after weddings.

[DrBungle]

By bottling up their emotions?

[Dwaine Scum]

I have some bob letheal rubber bullets.... Why not wait on your back yard and clean some guns

[Lomotil]

I've heard of shells that are loaded with rock salt... Wouldn't that leave a nice mark?

[diogenes]

You've been watching Kill Bill 2 again haven't you?

[Lomotil]

Nah, had a friend that was shot in the leg with some once. I forgot that was even in a movie...

[diogenes]

Right, and Dan's a Dr.

[Lomotil]

He's not? :roll:

UPDATE:

Came home to a pink round on my patio door tonight...

I've filed police reports for every incident, have made notes and taken pictures... and my chick suggested I break a window, put some paint on it, and take them to court for:

A) cost of replacing window
B) court costs
C) cost of lawyer

Thoughts?

[diogenes]

I say keep logging the reports. Then get a lawyer. Use the court system to get what you need done. Anything you do yourself will come back to haunt you.

[Lomotil]

I'm thinking about going over there at 3 AM tonight and ringing the doorbell until I get an answer... then saying "Good morning! I see your boys switched to pink paintballs!"

[diogenes]

That would probably constitute harrassment. If you want to spend a night in jail then go for it.

[Joeslogic]

You see the main problem is you are now the prime suspect if anything happens.

Why don't you set the little punks up so that the neighbors are believing that they are shooting into their yard also? A little paint from one of their pellets on a key location or two. Then one the surrounding neighbors are also pissed then you my friend are no longer a key suspect.

First things first.

[ucicare]

He's not? :roll:

UPDATE:

Came home to a pink round on my patio door tonight...

I've filed police reports for every incident, have made notes and taken pictures... and my chick suggested I break a window, put some paint on it, and take them to court for:

A) cost of replacing window
B) court costs
C) cost of lawyer

Thoughts?


Bad idea.

You don't need the police. Shooting a paintball is a minor offense. Sue them in CIVIL COURT for harrassment. Claim that you are traumatized with fear. Claim emotional pain and suffering. Claim that you can't sleep at night because of worry.

I swear you can file it, and I assure you there will be a settlement of a few thousand dollars.

You will make them spend thousands in legal fees.

[diogenes]

Sacrifice they're first born. Use the blood to paint the lining of your door. Then claim it was to prevent the angel of death from stealing your soul.

[Dwaine Scum]

Throw a moltov cocktail through the window on sunday, say "I was at church"...


Seriously, file a small claims case for $5000 them goto Judge mathis or judge judy, you get paid and they getthe humi;atiopn on national Televivision...