funny hot commercial

[clarepear]

ZOO Weekly has launched another beauty – a television commercial that features Australia's hottest babe, Imogen Bailey decked out in a skimpy black bikini. Check out the exclusive link to the full uncut version, as viewers will never get the chance to see it on TV.
http://www.zooweekly.com.au/viewer.php?id=35

[SPOooOn]

ZOO Weekly has launched another beauty – a television commercial that features Australia's hottest babe, Imogen Bailey decked out in a skimpy black bikini. Check out the exclusive link to the full uncut version, as viewers will never get the chance to see it on TV.
imaspammingasshole

Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspammedyspam

[diogenes]

You noticed?

[SPOooOn]

You noticed?

And I didn't even click on the link 8)

[diogenes]

Me neither.

[SPOooOn]

Me neither.
I wasn't sayin you did . . You for-spam-faller . .

[diogenes]

Let's not attack each other, let's attack the new spamming prick who joined the forum just to stick in stupid bullshit links.

[SPOooOn]

in the JOKES forum .. what the hell kinda name is clarepear anyway. .

[diogenes]

Code-speak for Grim Jesus probably. Hmmm.

[SPOooOn]

I shall use my Devine Powers to strangle him with The Moulted Dishrag From HELL

[diogenes]

Why don't you just label him as the Devil in the civilization developing in your sink.

[SPOooOn]

I dont think they're ready for a polytheistic religion just yet. .maybe tonight I'll drop a match down there and blame it on clarepear. .

[one-spam-poster]

HEYYYYYYYY!!! there can only be one spam poster ... and thats me

[SPOooOn]

HEYYYYYYYY!!! there can only be one spam poster ... and thats me

Yeah ? . .wheres the spam then ?. .all talk and no action . .pish I say ..

[Nursey]

Clarepear is ChesterGrape's anima. He's probably been away on one of those 'new man' holidays where men go to bond with other men in a holistic, non-gay sort of way and get in touch with their full manhood - embracing both masculine and feminine qualities. Bloody Aussies.

[chester grape]

Clarepear is ChesterGrape's anima. He's probably been away on one of those 'new man' holidays where men go to bond with other men in a holistic, non-gay sort of way and get in touch with their full manhood - embracing both masculine and feminine qualities. Bloody Aussies.

Shit, I've only just found this defamatory post. How dare you suggest I'd spend my holiday bonding with men in a "non-gay" way!

Hang on a sec, that doesn't read quite right ... :oops:

[Dwaine Scum]

Clarepear is ChesterGrape's anima. He's probably been away on one of those 'new man' holidays where men go to bond with other men in a holistic, non-gay sort of way and get in touch with their full manhood - embracing both masculine and feminine qualities. Bloody Aussies.

Is that those get aways where all the men meet up in the back of the Porno stores to tell/make grand stories about glory holes? Meh I ain't falling for that shit (again) :-/

[Nursey]

Shit, I've only just found this defamatory post. How dare you suggest I'd spend my holiday bonding with men in a "non-gay" way!

Hang on a sec, that doesn't read quite right ... :oops:

Feeling all inhibited again i see, Chester. Don't be ashamed - not all of us automatically think of raw, beastial, pounding sex when we see a group of dirty, hairy men cavorting nude in the forest, thrusting their creative tools with primordial abandon to the rhythmic, pounding beat of bare palms on skin drums. Just Joe, i think. Maybe posting this heart warming holiday snap of you and your (non-gay) man love for the forum will help introduce us all to the beautiful, shiney faced he-butterfly you usually keep hidden in the restrictive, drab chrysalis that confines your soul:
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6962/hippiecommuneianandjon8rm.jpg


Is that those get aways where all the men meet up in the back of the Porno stores to tell/make grand stories about glory holes? Meh I ain't falling for that shit (again) :-/

No, not that type of holistic bonding.

[chester grape]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6962/hippiecommuneianandjon8rm.jpg

Which one's me?

[Nursey]

Which one's me?

Errr...both of them - after your energies fused in a kind of (non-gay) 'psychic snoodle'? Oh just TELL USSSS! :x

[chester grape]

Oh alright ... neither of them. I took the photo. Naked from the waist down. Which is why they're both smiling so ... erotically.

[Nursey]

UGHHH! Get back in your pupae you dirty cunt! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif

[chester grape]

UGHHH! Get back in your pupae you dirty cunt! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/nursey/rolleyes.gif

Ahem.

pupa: The nonfeeding stage between the larva and adult in the metamorphosis of holometabolous insects, during which the larva typically undergoes complete transformation within a protective cocoon or hardened case. Plural pupae

Perhaps you meant "cocoon"?

[diogenes]

Owned :roll:

[Nursey]

pupa: The nonfeeding stage between the larva and adult in the metamorphosis of holometabolous insects, during which the larva typically undergoes complete transformation within a protective cocoon or hardened case. Plural pupae

Perhaps you meant "cocoon"?

Why 'cocoon'? I associate 'pupa' more with 'p-p grubs' (which is what your post brought to mind) than 'cocoon'.

Owned :roll:

It was 5AM when i typed it you little prick. Damn you Chester! How can i 'buy' myself back? Look how disillusioned poor little dio looks by this whole horrifying debacle!

[diogenes]

I was disillusioned long before this. I'm off to go make more gay porn for Nursey to post in the forums.

[Nursey]

I'm off to go make more gay porn for Nursey to post in the forums.

Awww. I love you guys.

[diogenes]

Any requests? I've got a full schedule this week but I may be able to fit in the odd snoodle or tea-bagging if it would make you happy.

[smurfslappa]

Do something with an eel.

[diogenes]

And a funnel, that's already been done. Don't belittle me with such drivel, I'm an artist.

[Nursey]

It's like christmas came early! Something involving Barry, a water bed, some boy scouts (you can be 'scoutmaster') and a purpose-built hookah *wink* would make for some choice viewing.

[Nursey]

Oh shit...it looks as if that's pretty much been done already too.

http://www.siliconpulp.com.au/simages/felchb.jpg

[diogenes]

Your name is really Eddie Izzard isn't it?

[Nursey]

Huh! That mumpy faced faggot? If you want to compare me to a 'limey' trannie, Pete Burns is more my league.

[diogenes]

I'll keep that in mind. I don't have a large catalogue of Limey transvestites on hand for reference, but I'm sure you'll be here should I use the wrong tranny for the current situation.

[Nursey]

Good boy. But one thing i should mention, if only to quell the infernal flames of excitement that reading that post ignited between Barry's legs, is that i don't actually find the sight of gay sex arousing. Especially when it involves mountainous, pink blobs of quivering flesh with bald heads.

[diogenes]

For not finding gay sex arousing you have a tremendous catalogue of it that you draw from.

[Dwaine Scum]

why the fuck is this stupid spam thread still HERE?

[Nursey]

For not finding gay sex arousing you have a tremendous catalogue of it that you draw from.
Thankyou.

[diogenes]

No problem. After all credit should be given where credit is due.

[Nursey]

I'll keep that in mind. I don't have a large catalogue of Limey transvestites on hand for reference, but I'm sure you'll be here should I use the wrong tranny for the current situation.

Observe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyc-NQJF-gY&search=pete%20burns%20traci%20bingham).

[diogenes]

For some reason I'm thinking that's what would happen if Nursey and Headee went to Barry for counseling. Except for Nursey was picking Tracy Bingham instead of Headee. And there were no references to anal sex.

See, there is hope that we can all get along.

[headee]

For some reason I'm thinking that's what would happen if Nursey and Headee went to Barry for counseling. Except for Nursey was picking Tracy Bingham instead of Headee. And there were no references to anal sex.

See, there is hope that we can all get along.

that's so not right. i'm way smarter than tracy bingham, and nursey is way more manly than pete burns.

[ucicare]

For some reason I'm thinking that's what would happen if Nursey and Headee went to Barry for counseling. Except for Nursey was picking Tracy Bingham instead of Headee. And there were no references to anal sex.

See, there is hope that we can all get along.

that's so not right. i'm way smarter than tracy bingham, and nursey is way more manly than pete burns.

Funny.

I am willing to offer my services free of charge. Shall we arrange a phone conference?

Barry

[diogenes]

I bet that winds up under fugly audio. And Headee, I was thinking you would be the silent blonde chick sitting next to Captain Tranny and looking slutty. Whatever works for you though.

[headee]

I bet that winds up under fugly audio. And Headee, I was thinking you would be the silent blonde chick sitting next to Captain Tranny and looking slutty. Whatever works for you though.

as long as i'm getting ass rammed by captain tranny at the end of the session.

[diogenes]

I don't know that I'd pay for it, but I'd listen to the audio of Nursey giving Headee a pearl necklace.

[Dwaine Scum]

I don't know that I'd pay for it, but I'd listen to the audio of Nursey giving Headee a pearl necklace.
Shit I'd listen to my dad give my mom a pearl necklace

[diogenes]

Ah, a bunch of pre-Dwaine's sprayed all over his mother's bosom. How sweet.

[DrBungle]

And it's not even mother's day.

[diogenes]

Every day is Mother's Day in North Carolina. Didn't you know that Bungle?

[Nursey]

I bet that winds up under fugly audio. And Headee, I was thinking you would be the silent blonde chick sitting next to Captain Tranny and looking slutty. Whatever works for you though.

as long as i'm getting ass rammed by captain tranny at the end of the session.
Sorry, but Barry has been patiently awaiting his turn for months. You can't just come and barge your way to the front of the queue, you pushy, demanding bitch.

[ucicare]

I bet that winds up under fugly audio. And Headee, I was thinking you would be the silent blonde chick sitting next to Captain Tranny and looking slutty. Whatever works for you though.

as long as i'm getting ass rammed by captain tranny at the end of the session.
Sorry, but Barry has been patiently awaiting his turn for months. You can't just come and barge your way to the front of the queue, you pushy, demanding bitch.


You put the "B" in "Bizzarre" Nursey.

....taps foot impatiently while standing in the queue of unfulfilled promises....

[ucicare]

Bizarre

too early for spell check


Barry

[headee]

Sorry, but Barry has been patiently awaiting his turn for months. You can't just come and barge your way to the front of the queue, you pushy, demanding bitch.

but, i'm second, right?

[DrBungle]

It's a loooong line. I'll hold you down while my wife straps it on if you'd like.

[headee]

It's a loooong line. I'll hold you down while my wife straps it on if you'd like.

i see the number dispenser now:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f14/headee79/tick_dispticket.jpg

number 69's not that bad... so i'll wait for the REAL DEAL from nursey. thanks for the offer though.

[DrBungle]

No problem. I'll break it to her gently. Methinks she was looking forward to making you cry.

[headee]

No problem. I'll break it to her gently. Methinks she was looking forward to making you cry.

i'm saving my tears for nursey's massive member.