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phatboy
04-12-2006, 02:41 PM
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when
he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that
called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one
is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk
and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk
Beds!" " and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you"!!
SPOooOn
04-12-2006, 02:44 PM
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk
Beds!" " and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you"!!

I had bunk beds with my father once. . he said the bleeding'd stop eventually . .
one-spam-poster
04-12-2006, 04:03 PM
is this joke based on a true story?
phatboy
04-12-2006, 04:05 PM
is this joke based on a true story?

I guess since my name is neither grandma or Tony then no.
SPOooOn
04-12-2006, 04:25 PM
The names of persons portrayed in this story have been changed to protect their privacy
phatboy
04-12-2006, 04:52 PM
I thought it was 'to protect the innocent'.
diogenes
04-12-2006, 08:28 PM
There are no innocent people on fugly. Only people with privates.
Ferine
04-13-2006, 05:43 AM
There are no innocent people on fugly. Only people with privates.
And innocent privates.
diogenes
04-13-2006, 07:08 PM
There are no innocent privates. Otherwise they'd have nothing to hide, would they?
Joeslogic
05-13-2006, 11:46 AM
Dio you should hook up with Kalie kellie whatver the name you know. Then yer privates would not be so innocent.
Joeslogic
05-13-2006, 03:53 PM
Of course we all know the only innocent privates in this forum belong to Ferine whos vagina has only been touched by a kosher dildo blessed by a Rabbi. She could light up a dark room just by unzipping her pants.
diogenes
05-13-2006, 09:48 PM
Keelie, her real name is Krystal. And I have one buddy, Krystal is his ex-girlfriend. Any time he talks any shit all we have to do is say "Really, because you had sex with Krystal." and that shuts him up pretty quick. We've been doing it about 2 months now and he still doesn't have a decent comeback for it.
Ferine
05-14-2006, 06:09 AM
Of course we all know the only innocent privates in this forum belong to Ferine whos vagina has only been touched by a kosher dildo blessed by a Rabbi. She could light up a dark room just by unzipping her pants.
:lol:
diogenes
05-15-2006, 02:13 AM
Haha, Ferine the vaginal flashlight. You could sell toys.