Has anyone got any ROPE? [Archive]

Nauseous

06-03-2001, 09:07 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Because I feel like hanging myself. images/smiles/icon_sad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me too. But it'll fuck my neck all up and bust capillaries in my face. I think I'd rather shoot myself right now... or overdose.

PinkorBrown69

06-03-2001, 01:14 PM

Do you fancy helping each other?
I could stand on a chair with a rope around my neck holding a sawn-off shotgun...You push me off... And I'll shoot you as I fall!

Fugly

06-03-2001, 03:12 PM

Please don't forget to get it on video tape. We don't condone suicide or anything but if you have to do it, at least let us all get a little enjoyment out of it.

kitana

06-03-2001, 03:42 PM

why do you want to hang yourself?

tylenol44

06-03-2001, 05:19 PM

hey pinky: nobody gives a fuck if you finna hang yerself. Just do it, tape it, and send it on down here. I personally would give up this months issue of Over 40 to see that shit.. FUCK OFF YOU PUSSY- you should check out victim "godisdeadtome" pissant fuckwad! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

kitana

06-03-2001, 05:27 PM

hey, pinky: I care
why do you want to hang yourself???

Icare

06-03-2001, 06:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kitana:
hey, pinky: I care
why do you want to hang yourself???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

STOP TELLING GODDAMN LIES ABOUT ME KITANA-I DID NOT SAY THAT!!! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[ June 03, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]

Nauseous

06-03-2001, 06:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Do you fancy helping each other?
I could stand on a chair with a rope around my neck holding a sawn-off shotgun...You push me off... And I'll shoot you as I fall!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sure... sounds like a good idea to me.

And Fugly, if you buy me my dress, casket, and urn, (and whatever Pinky wants too) I'll have arrangements made to send you the videotape. I promise. You aren't getting good quality entertainment for free!

Cheezedawg

06-03-2001, 06:40 PM

Ok Pinky. Is this a cry for help? Attention? Or another scheme to try to get a girl? I'm bein serious here. I don't wanna see anyone die in here. Especially not customers. I could tell you stories about my past, but I ain't gonna bore you. Just think about things. Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Both of you.

kitana

06-03-2001, 07:49 PM

NO NO NO!!! i care about what pinky has to say and i dont think suicide is the answer...although murder would be nice images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Silent But Deadly

06-03-2001, 08:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Because I feel like hanging myself. images/smiles/icon_sad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My mommy said if I cant say anything nice dont say anything at all....but she isnt here is she....

Nauseous

06-03-2001, 08:36 PM

IT'S TOO LATE EVERYONE!

I'm buying my plane ticket tomorrow. As soon as I talk to Pink again, we'll decide the course of action. I better see some cash, or no one is seeing our suicide/murders!

pimpchichi

06-04-2001, 03:39 PM

i have good quality rope you can borrow if you promise not to get blood on it... and i can get a shotgun for nauseous too...
you might think of getting some kinda facemask tho' nauseous.. 'cos that shot can rip apart your face with the spread if you do it from a distance.. and i don't want blood splatters on my rope...

open casket remember....

Nauseous

06-04-2001, 05:17 PM

I don't think it's going to be necessary. I appreciate the efforts though. I went to buy my plane ticket today. I was 480 dollars short. I offered the guy a blow job and told him that I'd pay him back after I got to my destination, but he wouldn't go for it. Maybe I shouldn't have told him that I was killing myself when I handed over my 20 bucks? Oh well, the plane would have either crashed or we would have been highjacked anyway. Besides, I think Pink wussed out. Looks like you're going to have to put up with me a little while longer... sorry 'bout that! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Dwaine Scum

06-04-2001, 08:58 PM

Ill shoot you in the face for a blowjob

PinkorBrown69

06-05-2001, 02:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I don't think it's going to be necessary. I appreciate the efforts though. I went to buy my plane ticket today. I was 480 dollars short. I offered the guy a blow job and told him that I'd pay him back after I got to my destination, but he wouldn't go for it. Maybe I shouldn't have told him that I was killing myself when I handed over my 20 bucks? Oh well, the plane would have either crashed or we would have been highjacked anyway. Besides, I think Pink wussed out. Looks like you're going to have to put up with me a little while longer... sorry 'bout that! images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wussed out! I've been waiting for you at the airport for the past two days... Waving a big plaque with your name on it... I finally gave up when I got pissed of with being asked all the time if I needed to see a doctor!
Not to mention the trouble I had with the security there. I don't know what their problem was... Like I said to them, the shotgun wasn't loaded!

pimpchichi

06-05-2001, 11:58 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Waving a big plaque with your name on it...!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

was it a brass plaque with "In Rememberance" written on it?

pimpchichi

06-05-2001, 12:30 PM

if so... it's a good job she didn't show.. otherwise she's have chewed you out for spelling remembrance wrong images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

PinkorBrown69

06-05-2001, 01:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
was it a brass plaque with "In Rememberance" written on it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

NOPE!

PinkorBrown69

06-05-2001, 01:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
if so... it's a good job she didn't show.. otherwise she's have chewed you out for spelling remembrance wrong images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And getting chewed by Nauseous, would be quite a pleasurable experience I think...

Nauseous

06-05-2001, 02:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
Ill shoot you in the face for a blowjob<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't want shot in the face, you dumbass... obviously you don't want a blowjob.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
Wussed out! I've been waiting for you at the airport for the past two days... Waving a big plaque with your name on it... I finally gave up when I got pissed of with being asked all the time if I needed to see a doctor!
Not to mention the trouble I had with the security there. I don't know what their problem was... Like I said to them, the shotgun wasn't loaded!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif You were?!? I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you. How 'bout killing you twice? I'll kill you, revive you, and then kill you again. Don't forget to take me out on your way. Aim for my chest or lower stomach. As soon as I get the cash, I'll buy a ticket. DONATIONS ARE APPRECIATED!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Orginally posted by P. Diddy:

(post one) was it a brass plaque with "In Rememberance" written on it?

(post two) if so... it's a good job she didn't show.. otherwise she's have chewed you out for spelling remembrance wrong <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would not have! I'm not a good speller. Look a few posts back... I spelled "hijack" "highjack"! images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

[ June 05, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

PinkorBrown69

06-05-2001, 02:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You were?!? I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you. How 'bout killing you twice? I'll kill you, revive you, and then kill you again. Don't forget to take me out on your way. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds good to me!
And when you revive me, I can tell you what it's like on 'The other side' before we go together!
I'm looking forward to it...

Dwaine Scum

06-05-2001, 02:29 PM

accually I do want the blowjob, I just dont want to act like I care about your problems to get it

pimpchichi

06-05-2001, 03:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I'll buy a ticket. DONATIONS ARE APPRECIATED!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

looks like you'll have to buy her a plane ticket pinky..

make sure she swallows

GreenAppleSplatters

06-05-2001, 06:41 PM

I really don't get what the big thing about swallowing is. If a girl is gonna give you head, why the hell should you care what she's gonna do with the jizz? Just be thankful she's blowing you in the first place...

Nauseous

06-05-2001, 06:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
accually I do want the blowjob, I just dont want to act like I care about your problems to get it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Geez, IMC... I didn't know that you were so hard up (pardon the pun) for a blowjob that you had to sweet talk me with death threats... I know there have got to be plenty of toothless whores in North Carolina willing to do the job!

And Pimp... Mean people suck. Nice people swallow! images/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[ June 05, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]

Silent But Deadly

06-06-2001, 05:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I know there have got to be plenty of toothless whores in North Carolina willing to do the job!
[ June 05, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Man I could go for a nice gumming...too bad you have all your teeth huh Nauseous..

Silent But Deadly

06-06-2001, 05:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Me too. But it'll fuck my neck all up and bust capillaries in my face. I think I'd rather shoot myself right now... or overdose.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey heres an idea...you could be the first to try dying by sex on pupose! we could set up cameras and I could use spanish fly!!
If you want it bad enough it couldnt hurt to try...hey if your lucky you may just die!

Icare

06-06-2001, 07:24 PM

Remember this???Has to be my favourite method of suicide ever.
http://web-explore.com/panties/postcards/cristynude.jpg

Icare

06-06-2001, 07:29 PM

AAAH...WRONG PIC...Here we are...
http://www.goregallery.com/suicide/hmimp3.jpg http://www.goregallery.com/suicide/hmimp2.jpg
...And you've still got yourself an open casket! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[ June 06, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]

Cheezedawg

06-06-2001, 09:45 PM

Got any more of thse pics? I'd like to add them to my collection. If you do, mail them to me. Please. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Nauseous

06-06-2001, 11:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:
Hey heres an idea...you could be the first to try dying by sex on pupose! we could set up cameras and I could use spanish fly!!
If you want it bad enough it couldnt hurt to try...hey if your lucky you may just die!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What? Spanish Fly? images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

You know, dying while having sex would be a pretty fucked up way to die. I don't want to be naked when the paramedics come. It's not very lady-like. Are you thinking of fucking me with a knife SBD?

Now I have a question. Has anyone ever tried choking their partner while having sex? I've heard that it intensifies the orgasm and if you don't do it right, you'll die. I've never tried it. I always end up fucking wusses, I guess.

Anyway, it sure is swell that everyone is more than willing to help me kill myself, but only one person is willing to die with me... at least they claim to! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Nauseous

06-06-2001, 11:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Got any more of thse pics? I'd like to add them to my collection. If you do, mail them to me. Please. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Go
here (http://www.goregallery.com) and do it yourself, lazyass!

Lomotil

06-07-2001, 12:00 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Icare:
Remember this???Has to be my favourite method of suicide ever.
http://web-explore.com/panties/postcards/cristynude.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That was fucking harsh!

Rarely does something turn my stomach these days, but that does...

Lomotil

06-07-2001, 12:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You know, dying while having sex would be a pretty fucked up way to die. I don't want to be naked when the paramedics come. It's not very lady-like.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's the benefit of being a guy... We can always go out like Bruce Willis, "Die Hard!"

As far as being naked when you die... Don't worry; some necrophilia-crazed embalmer will have his wicked way with your lifeless corpse anyway, so why sweat it?

GreenAppleSplatters

06-07-2001, 10:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
That was fucking harsh!

Rarely does something turn my stomach these days, but that does...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fat girls need lovin' too.

Cheezedawg

06-07-2001, 12:54 PM

Yes. Cutting off the oxygen supply does intensify the orgasm. However, there was a boy who died doing that about 30 miles from here. He was jacking off with a belt around his neck, hung from the ceiling. He lost his footing at the peak moment, slipped on the stack of books, and ended up hanging himself while he busted a nut. Cops foudn him with his dick in his hand. Pretty bad way to go I'd say.

Silent But Deadly

06-07-2001, 01:31 PM

Yea Ive tried it a bunch of times and it does feel good. But i think you people have the wrong idea...

the way we used to do it was right at the time of climax (for me) she would place the heel of her hands on my neck making it hard to breathe and then release she wouldnt use piano wire or anything.

And better then that is giving a nice facial shot with your fist and your load at the same time.

Nauseous

06-07-2001, 06:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
...As far as being naked when you die... Don't worry; some necrophilia-crazed embalmer will have his wicked way with your lifeless corpse anyway, so why sweat it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's all fine and dandy, but I don't want to be found that way!

Nauseous

06-07-2001, 09:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
Yes. Cutting off the oxygen supply does intensify the orgasm. However, there was a boy who died doing that about 30 miles from here. He was jacking off with a belt around his neck, hung from the ceiling. He lost his footing at the peak moment, slipped on the stack of books, and ended up hanging himself while he busted a nut. Cops foudn him with his dick in his hand. Pretty bad way to go I'd say.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you fucking serious? If so, I want to read the newspaper article. Was it in the paper?

And SBD... Who said anything about piano wire? You sick fuck! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Seriously... was it worth it?